搞笑英语话剧--Don't Touch Me!

 　　6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品

　　Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....
　　人物
　　Allen
　　Jim
　　Kuki
　　Fenix
　　Vicky
　　Lisa
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　　Cast
　　1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
　　2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive 1 girl.
　　3. Fenix︰one of customers.  He’s a very ill-natured customer.
　　4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.
　　5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.
　　Scene I
　　(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)
　　Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
　　Kuki:   Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God
　　gives all things to industry.
　　Lisa:    Yeah. I know.
　　Vicky:   We will do our best.
　　The door opens now. Two men come in.
　　Kuki moves to the door.
　　Kuki:    May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the  table.
　　Allen:   Yes, pleases.
　　Tim:     I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
　　Kuki:     (laughing)  Just a moment.
　　Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
　　Vicky:     This is the menu, sirs.
　　Allen＆Tim:  Thank you.
　　After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
　　Lisa:     Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the
　　door.
　　Vicky:    Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
　　Lisa:      I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.
　　Scene II
　　Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
　　Vicky:     (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me
　　uncomfortable.
　　Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.
　　Vicky:     Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
　　Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
　　Vicky:     Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
　　Kuki:      (runs to Vicky) what happened?
　　Vicky:     He, he……He touched me!
　　Fenix:     No!! I didn’t.
　　Lisa:      You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.
　　Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
　　Kuki:     Well, seeing is believing, sir……
　　Fenix:     I feel humiliated 2. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your
　　Waitress. They are such tricky 3 women.
　　Kuki:     But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
　　Fenix:     What? You mean I am a pervert 4? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
　　Lisa:      You are a shameless cheater, liar 5.
　　The argument continues.
　　Scene III
　　Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
　　Allen:    I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.
　　Tim:     That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.
　　Fenix:     Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the
　　waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and
　　make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.
　　Kuki:      Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you
　　any good.
　　Fenix:      Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation 6 you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
　　Tim:      Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!
　　Fenix:      Mind your own business.
　　Allen:     (Takes out his badge.)See.
　　Fenix:      Uh……
　　Allen:     I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.
　　Fenix turns to the door quickly.
　　Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
　　Lisa:       There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully 7
　　the weak and fear the strong.
　　Tim:      Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
　　Kuki:       We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
　　Allen:     You are welcome. It’s just my duty.