时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

  After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read: "A puppy, male, approximately nine months old, no collar, very friendly, found on Rockbridge Road. "


  I feared all the detail might encourage an unscrupulous person to claim the dog. As I methodically explained why each clue revealed too much, my husband dutifully crossed out the words. Finally, in frustration 1, he rewrote the ad, reducing it to a single sentence that I couldn't refute.


  It read: "Guess what I found?"


Notes:


  (1) purebred adj.纯种的 (8) methodically adj.有条不紊地


  (2) puppy adj.小狗;幼犬 (9) clue n.线索


  (3) porch n.门廊 (10) reveal v.透露


  (4) compose v.构思;作 (11) dutifully adv.尽职地


  (5) approximately adv.将近 (12) cross out画横线以删除


  (6) cellar n.项圈 (13) frustration n.挫折


  (7) unscrupulous adj.无耻的; (14) refute v.反驳


Exercises:


根据短文填空:


  ① A beautiful puppy wandered _____ our back porch.


  ② He _____ himself at home.


  ③ My husband _____ an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper.


  ④ I feared all the detail might encourage an unscrupulous person to_____ the dog.


  ⑤ My husband dutifully crossed _____the words.


129.广告


  一只漂亮的纯种狗来到我们的后门廊并已此为家了。我丈夫为当地的“失物招领”栏目构思了一则广告。它是这样写的:“小狗,雄性,近九个月年龄,无项圈,很友善,发现于石桥路。”


  我害怕这样的细节会给那些昧着良心要狗的人以可乘之机。我有条不紊地解释为什么每个线索都透露得太多,我丈夫就尽职地划去一些词。终于,出于为难,他重新写了广告,把它缩为一个我无法反驳的句子。


  它是这样写的:“猜猜我发现了什么?”


练习参考答案:


① onto ② made ③ composed ④ claim ⑤out



n.挫折,失败,失效,落空
  • He had to fight back tears of frustration.他不得不强忍住失意的泪水。
  • He beat his hands on the steering wheel in frustration.他沮丧地用手打了几下方向盘。
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