时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课


  Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.



  "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate 1 love to him every day.



  On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"



  "I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.



Notes:



  (1) gravely adv.特别严重地



  (2) physician n.医生



  (3) motion v.以动作或手示意



  (4) ensure v.保证



  (5) survival n.生存



  (6) stress-free adj.没有压力的



  (7) complain(about)v.抱怨;发牢骚



  (8) passionate adj.热烈的



Exercises:



根据短文填空:



  ①_____ .ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife.



  ② After the examination the physician _____ for the wife to meet him in the hallway.



  ③ Next, give him a _____environment.



  ④ Make passionate love_____ him every day.



  ⑤ From the passage, we can see that the wife didn't______ the husband.



12.你活不成了



  一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。



  “你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第



  一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。



  第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”



  在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?”“很遗憾,”



  说,“你活不成了。”



练习参考答案:



① Gravely ② motioned ③ stress-free ④ to ⑤ love



adj.热情的,热烈的,激昂的,易动情的,易怒的,性情暴躁的
  • He is said to be the most passionate man.据说他是最有激情的人。
  • He is very passionate about the project.他对那个项目非常热心。
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