时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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abdullah kani
age specific marriage rate
amianthoide
anomalous behavio(u)r
betrunking
black sturgeon r.
blanchett
boar taint
carbon dioxide assimilation
champanies
chop amputation
cleared condition
cooling water temperature
depreciation-annuity method
depressable
desalination by evaporation
dexbrompheniramine
disciplinary rules
diskos
dropsides
edge drop plate
egtism
end of reel routine
export-led industrial structure
extreme ultraviolet region
Fischingen
forethoughts
fortenberry
frank-fees
galvanochemical cauterization
get above one's business
get someone's measure
haemoperfusion
hand crutch
heat outlet washer
heat rise
height of filling
hempatargia
heterotaxial deposit
high accuracy hob sharpening machine
i've heard that one before
inclined way for boat
inversion mode
Kalavryta
killed colour
make-up man
mantello
minislumps
nanocyte
newmont
Nexus of Forces
nickel-chrome steel
Niodougou
non-blood proteins
noninflationary wage increase
nummist
operator dominance
opposite and equal moment
opticist
optimal treatment
oscillatory circuit
out-of-service
phanerochaete hyphocystidiata
platform cutter
point woman
presentation image syntax
presternum
PROPLA
pseudosiderastrea formosa
push-in system
quantum anomaly
Ranunculus kunmingensis
reactivity interval
reflex vasodilation
reinforced pole
relief worker
residual strain by welding
reverse stress
sappanchalcone
Sibago I.
social anthropologist
sodalitious
Spartanise
spotting me
staff regulation
stannous acetate
structured data
terasiemens
three section cut
Tinderer
transgenes
U.S. Dollar devaluation
untouchable number
upside down motion
vado
valve (pneumatic)
VolumeID
vulcan
wierman
Windows based
worm salamander
yoyodyne