时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
学英语单词
-monam
alloy separation process
anklet skirt
apteral
autocomplete
avram lancu
bar sheet
benzotript
brandy-wine
broken-downs
buechner
bulk test
carboxy-peptidase
chart reading
churchwardenship
Clear ahead!
Clophenoxine
cloud-castle
condesecend pon particulars
coralliophila persica
crassulaceous metabolism
cross-mate
cruciform ligament of atlas
cyren
data type by implication
digital will
draft type
drum length of cable
Eiffel, Alexandre Gustave
electrodeposit copper
enzyme additive(s)
error detecting telegraph code
eutomer
fadeyev
fiducial time
filtered signal
flocke
foreconstruct
fortieth
Fyzabad
Getzville
Giraldus Cambrensis
great-great-grandfather
hemocateresis
High Speed Spindles
Hillevåg
hlophe
ichnomorphology
industry guide
Itero de la Vega
Jm221
king's peg
klinitamin
land planning interpretation
lannas
Latin literature
leukodextrin
lieutenant-generals
lobelia poultice
maintenance equipment
microbomb
mitz
motion about mass center
Mālāpāra
navigation equipment distribution panel
nemoricole
neurochip
nicker seed
O-Acetylhomoserine(thiol)-lyase
pandemonistic
paris-dakar
paystub
pestanoes
phorometr
pigment industry
pure random strategy
rankes
reconnaissance photograph interpretation
red-backed squirrel monkey
Reid Hunt's test
retort stand
Schambach
sequential probability ratio
sevinor
single token
sirgy
sneaks up
soda-Adularia
sub-clinical disease
supporting wall
tannic
thunbergia alatas
thymy
Trichinopoly
two-dimensional space
under the care of
underlinable
upstream spray pattern
vaccinia gangrenosa
weighted sum
wild vetch