时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
学英语单词
absolute past
abutment of dam
adjacent exchange
aglimmer
alkylphospholipid
analytic inertial navigation system
ASCII control character
avidin-biotin-peroxidase complex method
band width of antenna
be established in
beach fills
black carpet beetles
bullshittin
bursati
cable conntecting plug
Cassiope selaginoides
cataphoric
choked up
chuck (oneself) away on
cinahl
ciudad victorias
corbits
delocalized electron
disclusion
disfunction
dispersion range
disturbance of comprehension
doorway domain
doping coil
drop cooling tower
dry bulk cargo
electronic correspondence
excessive value
finite linear graph
foreign exchange collections
fusel oil
Galium manshuricum
gas pressue relay
gate limiting device
headas
heterotrophic bacteria
hyperextension
I was glad to do it
isotropic universe
ist
Kaep'ung-gun
Khama
Khūghaz
kinski
line - of - battle ship
locatio operis
Lonicera L.
march in trail
monthly data
Morija
mortgage indemnity insurance
navigation and radio homing (navarho)
network interface machine
Ninomiya Sontoku
note holder
odones
ordonezs
paradontolysis
perpolitiones oryzae
premeditated crime
proton recoil ionization chamber
public opinions
quasi-delictum
raise a ghost
resin core binder
rights-holder
rotary tubular conveyor
setbottomrow
simulation process
Sinus Roris
some-what
sphenoethmoid
stereotaxic radiosurgery
super-regionals
syphilis of spinal vessels
the thread of life
those've
thread-snap gauge
tontine
topping pipe still
Transformer Insulation
Treasury Offering
trim meter
Trojan planets
turns correction compensation
unacidulated
undertaking an obligation to make payment
undertone
Vendeuil
video walkman
virginia chain ferns
wax plants
when all comes to all
white coat hypertension
Whitman's Sampler
woodmere
wysshe