时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
学英语单词
Abathion
amidine dyestuffs
anonymous questionnaire
anthocephalous
balanced hardening
biscogniauxia latirima
calleth
canning technology
cashier's check
cererine
characterizing group
chorioadenoma destruens of cervix
Clethra brachypoda
colubraria cumingi
common banana
compass frame
compassion
Dezibarbitur
dithallious
draftniks
effective lens aperture
endocrinologies
excavation step
fall-foliage
fault occurred during seek
fenners
flame resistant material
font retide
foramen intervertebrae
gillam
gray sole
hall effect transducer
hard nose
inflammable volatile liquid
inland transportation
inorganic crystal chemistry
internal telecommunication department
isoline method
Lafrimbole
liquid penetration test
loose-parts monitor
magnesium aluminate
Mandul, Pulau
marriage mart
mechanical back-to-back tests
methyl cinnamate type basil
microclimate of mire
middle gimbal angle
mother naked
Murchante
myoepithelium
Mzymta
narrow-band-long-wave omnidirectional range
negative series correlation
noelie
nonpest
normolaxol
number of radionuclides
on level
on parole
panorpa longiramina
peak transmittance
phanerogam
photoflashes
pisonias
plagiothecium neckeroideum b.s.g
pollen antigen
polymerization
position-voltage control
primitive plate
principal and income cash
pyoktamin
reedily
retrograde cystography
riding wheel
roentgenology
Rottboellia laevispica
round-robin service
self pressurized system
serrated section sickle
silicon alkyl
social arrangement
spare part not operational ready
spurtle
storage tube
strip lightings
supporting group
Sycopsis yunnanensis
Synvinolin
taker-in stripping rail
tick-tack-too
titration of total acidity
town planning act
transposon(Tn)
ungul
unmilled
unresident
walk through one's part
water stop
zinc metaarsenite treated timber
zylonite