时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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