时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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a favorable reception
Amfostat
anchor connector
atrap
attached type vibrator for concrete
Bakιr
basic assembler
basic equalization
BCY language
belted ammunitions
beta-lactamase
bivouackings
bloody stools
boy-man
cable access
Canterbury northwester
cash accounting method
cetane number booster
checchi
class's
close to you
coasting blockade
comcasts
continuously circulating ropeway
dystrophic calcification
Echo.
ectendotrophy
edge printer
eimeriosis
endocytosing
enrichens
evaza nigripennis
examinest
example ship
feddersen
frosted-glass
general locality
give indication
He plays the piano for his own enjoyment
horse hair broom
hot-well depression
incombined
Injuria non excusat injuriam.
intercorrelations
internal intercostals (or internal intercostal muscle)
james joyces
kapteyn's distribution
kleanthi
lamaist pagoda
lambeake
lateral forced-air cooling
latiumite
Laws of Manu
lunar seismometer
mainairs
mat-ter
Mesnil-St-Blaise
moment of sparking
multilayer adsorption
non-axisymmetrical configuration
nonvehicular
Opalina ranarum
output cascade
overhung-type motor
own a borough
oxyomus masumotoi
philalethists
political scientist
polystichum neolobatum
practicalness
primary shield water system
process mark
protest march
pseudodipteral
Puerto Dolores
pullitt
python regius
quadrangle
ratchet hob
record signal format
referential experience
reserve line
ring the shed
run into the sand s
sand dune area
secondary hyperthyroidism
single fiber electromyography
spent scrub stream
statistic descriminant technique
subregional center
taphonomically
temperature difference driving force
tender one's devoirs to
theatrical exhibition
thermomechanical method
time-stretched
vesico-uterine
vexatious suits
Vondrek smoothing method
Wagner-Jauregg treatment
wilcockson
zaobao