时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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absolute blood count
al-Khowarizmi
angular boulder
antitrust legislations
Begg appliance
biquinary scaler
breaking pulper
breezeway
Castrophiles
cesium acid tartrate
chibouks
churring
class for advanced studies
cling to one's own view
COMSOCEUR
concise edition
cryocoolers
cyberpayment
D.Sc.I.
diosmium
diphenamide
dishonest process
dotal
dysharmonic
ejector sleeve
enterprise computing
espiga
extreme squint
Feynman integral
flashing off
Forcarei
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genus Antennaria
giant swelling
Glover Reef
graphics port
gulfs of guinea
hallucinogenesis
Higher-surveying
homeplug
homosexual competition
howers
interim chairman
is of age
jackrabbited
japanese-americans
Lage Mierde
lehigh slow bend test
linum usitatissimum
Metastaic
modo
morpholinomethyltheophylline
Motyginskiy Rayon
multiple microprocessor system architecture
n.r.r.
Navilly
non-conformity
non-uniformity
noneffective sortie
nonsectarians
oleum citri
origin of the trajectory
perihaemal
plasmas
Polarization Maintaining
portable ultraviolet radiator
portifino
pre-intervention
prefilaggrin
premature fuze action
programmable graph generator
prunicyanine
Purdy's solution
range-lights
repeatability (positioning precision)
restringe
ripoll
Rivulariaceae
roof-drip
rossems
rule on
sea erosion
self-interest
Shake 'n Bake
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slip off slope
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subconventional
subscriber's loop
superships
survey unit
Sīdī Jihād
thirteener
threatening question
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traffic expenses
tsutomu
ultra speed welding
universal adult suffrage
wine-bottling
xarilo (greece)