时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
学英语单词
(impressio gastrica (renis))
Abbe's sine rule
acetylization flask
Acrospirifer
aerial liner
afflictingly
aluminium removal
anticoherers
aparaphysate
armour plate rolling mill
Aschersonia
authors joint copyright ownership
Babylonically
Bamberger's fluid
bearing end-shield
biopsy needle set
blockdiagram
bobfergusonite
bought deal
cast discredit upon
channel write command
contact time difference
Deferrum
delusions
deviatoric
dominant activator
donadio
dub up
dummy main program
edcouch
enclosed auger
fluvirin
freedmans
function fitting
galactic pericentre
gaseous train
Heerfordt's disease
hemiglobin
Hgnettada
high-pressure coolant injection
Hoddinott
horripilate
hyperchromatin
hypodermic (injection)
in someone's fingers
inductive assumption
intention-to-treat
interest yield
Kubkub
labourds
lead alkali glass
line frequency induction furnace
loaded filter
lofquist
matronise
maximum mean draught
metro line
monodromic group
Nangakaha
native mineral
neb-nose
non-pedunculated hydatid
non-recoverable deflection
nonmultiple switchboard
numerical cosmology
oases
obsequiously
parameter group
partial pressure difference
patent license
perfect radiator
premature tax write-off
pro-vitamins
Qantama
ratio image
real transeaction
rethreasher
roller sorter
rotosifter
selfoscillatory
session initiation request
shitting a brick
slag wool
sling-fruit
solamargine
sparking region
spurious-response ratio
St.-Denis
Syngamus
tetraiodothyronine
theocolin
thickness meter
Torricella Peligna
trailer home
turbo charger lubricating oil cooler
turns away from
underground leakage
Vermilite
vesicel
well-stoppered
wirecutter
yellowlegs