生活大爆炸第三季第三集_3

 　　-Sheldon: Obviously, waitressing at the cheesecake factory

　　很显然，干奶酪蛋糕这行
　　is a complex socioeconomic activiity
　　complex: 复杂的 socioeconomic: 社会经济学的 activity: 活动
　　是个复杂的社会活动。
　　That requires a great deal of analysis and planning.
　　require: 需要 a great deal of: 大量 analysis: 分析
　　需要大量的分析和计划。
　　Bazinga.
　　玩笑。
　　You know, using positive
　　你要知道，用我的正强化手段，
　　Reinforcement techniques, I could train that behavior
　　一周之内就能让她改掉。
　　Out of her in a week.
　　这种行为。
　　-Leonard: No.
　　不行。
　　-Sheldon: If you let me use negative reinforcement,
　　negative reinforcement: 负强化
　　如果你同意用负强化手段的话，
　　I can get it done before we go to bed.
　　我在我们睡觉前就能搞定。
　　-Leonard: You're not squirting her in the face with water.
　　squirt: 喷出 in the face: 面对，当面
　　你不能对着她的脸喷水。
　　-Sheldon: No, of course not.
　　不，当然不是。
　　We're talking very mild electric shocks.
　　mild: 温和的 electric shocks: 触电
　　我们说的是温和的电击疗法，
　　No tissue damage whatsoever 1.
　　tissue damage: 组织损伤 whatsoever: 无论什么
　　绝不会造成组织损伤。
　　-Leonard: Forget it.
　　得了吧。
　　-Sheldon: Oh, come on. You can't tell me
　　噢，你别告诉我你对
　　That you're not intrigued 2 out the possibility
　　intrigued: 好奇的，被迷住了的
　　改造出一个完美女友
　　of building a better girlfriend.
　　一点兴趣都没有。
　　-Leonard: I'm not.
　　一点都没有。
　　Well, and Penny's qualities, both good and bad,
　　不管Penny的性格是好是坏，
　　Are what make her who she is.
　　那就是真实的她啊。
　　-Sheldon: You mean like that high-pitched, irritating laugh?
　　high-pitched: 声调高的 irritating: 刺激的
　　你是说像那种刺耳诡异的尖笑声?
　　You wouldn't prefer a throaty chuckle 3?
　　throaty: 喉音的，低沉的   chuckle: 轻声地笑
　　你就不喜欢低沉的轻笑声?
　　-Leonard: You're not changing how Penny laughs.
　　你不能改变Penny的笑声，
　　No, that would be incongruous.
　　incongruous: 不和谐的
　　不，那也不太和谐了。
　　I was going to lower the whole voice
　　我只是想降低她的音域，
　　to a more pleasing register.
　　pleasing: 令人愉快的 register: 登记，注册
　　到一个更怡人的层次。
　　-Penny: Ugh. Sorry, guys.
　　噢，不好意思，伙计们。
　　That girl is freaky.
　　freaky: 捉摸不定的
　　那姑娘真是诡异。
　　-Sheldon: Come again?
　　再说一次?
　　-Penny: Freaky.
　　诡异。
　　-Sheldon: Freaky?
　　诡异?
　　-Penny: Ah, freaky.
　　啊，诡异。
　　-Sheldon: Have a chocolate.
　　来点巧克力
　　-Penny: Thank you.
　　谢谢。
　　-Raj: Are you seriously going to deface your body
　　deface: 损伤外观，丑化
　　你确定要破坏自己的发肤来取悦
　　just for the possibility you could have cheap sex
　　这俩在酒吧认识的非主流
　　with a strange girl you met in a bar?
　　以此来增加和她们上床的机会?
　　-Howard: Uh...
　　额...
　　Yeah!
　　没错!
　　-Raj: What is your mother going to say?
　　吓到你妈妈怎么办?
　　-Howard: She's not going to see it.
　　她不会发现的，
　　She takes my temperature orally now.
　　temperature: 温度 orally: 口头上地
　　她现在都用嘴含式体温计。
　　- Bethany: What are you going to get, Howard?
　　想好要纹什么图案了没，Howard?
　　-Howard: Well, I can't really decide
　　我不能决定
　　Between a screaming devil, this mean little skull 4,
　　devil: 恶魔 mean: 卑鄙的，低劣的 skull: 头盖骨，脑壳
　　是尖叫恶魔，邪恶小骷髅
　　Or kermit the frog.
　　还是布偶青蛙。
　　-Bethany: Kermit The frog?
　　布偶青蛙?
　　-Howard: you know. Hi-ho. I'm on Howard's butt 5.
　　butt: 屁股
　　嗨，我占领了Howard的屁屁。
　　-Bethany: Get the mean little skull,
　　就纹个邪恶骷髅吧，
　　and I'll see if I can make him smile.
　　我倒想看看我能不能让它变笑脸。
　　-Howard: Yeah, I'd like the mean little skull, please.
　　麻烦您给我来个邪恶小骷髅。
　　-Sarah: What are you going to get, Raj?
　　你纹个什么，Raj?
　　-Raj: With my luck, hepatitis.
　　hepatitis: 肝炎
　　我得了肝炎，不纹。
　　-Man: Okay, here we go.
　　来吧。
　　-Howard: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
　　噢，哎哟，哎哟，哎哟!
　　-Man: That's just rubbing alcohol.
　　rub: 摩擦   alcohol: 酒精
　　才酒精消毒而已。
　　-Howard: I know, but it was cold.
　　我知道，但凉飕飕的。
　　Ow, ow, ow!
　　哎哟，哎哟，哎哟!
　　Ow, ow, ow, ow!
　　哎哟，哎哟，哎哟，哎哟!
　　-Man: I'm putting on the stencil 6.
　　stencil: 模版
　　就放了张图纸。
　　-Howard: What comes after the stencil?
　　然后呢?
　　Okay, that's it.
　　够啦，我不玩啦。
　　No needle. No pain. No tattoo 7.
　　needle: 针头   tattoo: 纹身
　　针头，疼痛，纹身，我通通都不要啦。
　　-Bethany: What's the big deal? You've done this before.
　　有什么大不了的啊? 你又不是没纹过。
　　-Howard: No, I haven't.
　　我的确没纹过。
　　Look.
　　你看。
　　I'm sorry. I'm a fraud.
　　fraud: 欺骗
　　抱歉，我骗了你们。
　　He's a fraud.
　　他也骗了你们。
　　-Raj: We're both frauds.
　　我俩是骗子二人组。
　　-Howard: Yeah, I think I covered that.
　　我想我已经说过了。
　　-Raj: But I was summing up.
　　sum up: 总结
　　我这是在做总结。
　　-Howard: We're not Goth. We're just...
　　我们不是什么哥特，就是两个...
　　guys.
　　普通人。
　　-Raj: Very, very smart guys.
　　灰常，灰常聪明的普通人。
　　-Bethany: So you were totally scamming us?
　　你俩合起伙来耍我们?
　　-Howard: Yes.
　　恩。
　　And I wouldn't blame you if you
　　blame: 责备
　　要是你俩转身就走从此不再见
　　walked out of here and never wanted to see us again.
　　walk out: 走出，罢工，退席
　　我们也完全可以理解。
　　Unless, of course, our bold honesties
　　bold: 大胆的 honesty: 诚实，正直
　　除非我们勇敢的坦诚，
　　has suddenly made us attractive.
　　attractive: 吸引人的，有魅力的
　　突然增加了魅力值。
　　Huh? Huh? Anything?
　　嗯? 发现点什么没?
　　-Bethany: I'm leaving.
　　我要走了。
　　-Sarah: I'm leaving, too. Not that anyone cares.
　　我也走了，不过没人在乎就是了。
　　-Raj: When we tell this story, let's end it differently.
　　回去给别人讲的时候，咱俩得换个好点的结局。
　　-Howard: What are you thinking? Maybe a big musical number?
　　你想什么呢? 要不说来了场热辣狂欢?
　　-Sheldon: Well, I'm going to make some warm milk and then turn in.
　　turn in: （口语）上床睡觉
　　好啦，我去喝杯热牛奶然后就上床睡觉了
　　I trust if you two are planning on engaging
　　engage: 参加
　　要是你俩想进行点
　　in amorous 8 activities,
　　amorous: 多情的，恋爱的
　　激情的身体运动，
　　you'll keep the decibel 9 level to a minimum.
　　decibel: 分贝 minimum: 最小值
　　拜托控制好音量。
　　-Penny: Of course.
　　没问题。
　　-Sheldon: Thank you.
　　多谢了。
　　-Penny: Mmm. These are so good.
　　嗯，味道真不错。
　　Mmm.
　　嗯。
　　-Leonard: Unbelievable.
　　难以置信。
　　-Penny: What?
　　什么?
　　-Leonard: I... I was just thinking
　　我就是想说，
　　we should probably turn in, too.
　　咱俩也该睡觉了。
　　-Penny: Well, you know, my new bed got delivered. If you come over
　　我买的新床已经送到了，你要是能过来
　　and put it together, you can stay at my place.
　　把他它组装好的话，今晚就住我那。
　　-Leonard: Really? That's a lot of work, and it's kind of late.
　　真的? 那可是个大工程，现在已经晚了。
　　-Penny: Yeah, but if we stay there, we won't have to be quiet.
　　可在我那就用不着噤声。
　　-Leonard: Let's go.
　　快走吧。
　　-Sheldon: Interesting.
　　有意思。
　　Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior.
　　modify: 修改
　　改变行为习惯，性竟然比巧克力更管用。
　　I wonder if anyone else has stumbled on the bed.
　　stumble: 无意中发现，偶然遇到
　　要是深陷于床上可怎么拔呀。
　　-Howard: Okay, wait. How about this?
　　好吧，这么说怎么样?
　　We say there were four Goth girls.
　　就说我们遇见了四个哥特美眉，
　　The two girls in the club had two friends.
　　就那两个酒吧美眉还有两个朋友。
　　-Raj: I like it, I like it.
　　挺好，挺好。
　　Did they smell good despite their Goth-like nature?
　　那这些哥特女闻起来怎么样?
　　-Howard: What's that got to do with the story?
　　这和故事有关系么?
　　-Raj: Engaging my olfactory 10 sense helps make it real for me.
　　olfactory: 嗅觉的，味道的
　　对我来说迷人的香味可以增加真实性。
　　-Howard: Fine, they smelled good.
　　好吧，她们闻起来还不错。
　　-Raj: Oh, they did. Like jasmine and honeysuckle
　　jasmine: 茉莉 honeysuckle: 金银花
　　噢，确实，就好像茉莉花和金银花。
　　-Howard: Whatever.
　　随便吧。
　　-Raj: And then they held hands and did a sexy, demonic
　　demonic: 有魔力的，恶魔的
　　然后他俩联手给我们来了段，
　　Hokey pokey for us.
　　hokey pokey: 欺骗，变戏法
　　疯狂热辣的戏法表演。
　　-Howard: No, no. Ok, let me just say my story all the way through
　　停，你先让我把我的故事说完。
　　And then you can say yours, and then we'll pick.
　　然后你再来说你的，二者选一就好啦。
　　-Raj: I'm sorry. Go on. Okay.
　　抱歉，你继续吧。
　　-Howard: We got tattoos 11,
　　我们先去纹了身，
　　and then the four girls took us to their place.
　　然后这四个美眉就把我们带到了她们的住处。
　　-Raj: But we don't have tattoos.
　　可咱们没纹身啊。
　　What if someone asks to see our tattoos?
　　人家要看咱俩的纹身怎么办?
　　-Howard: We say they're in a very intimate area.
　　intimate: 私人的
　　就说纹在很私密的地方呗。
　　-Raj: Oh, we're bad boys, aren't we?
　　噢，我们可真是坏孩子了?
　　-Howard: Right, right.
　　没错，没错。
　　So, we go back to their place
　　然后我们就去了她们的住处。
　　and then the six of us end up in a hot tub.
　　六个人一起泡了个热水澡。
　　-Raj: But we just got tattoos.
　　可我们刚纹完身哎，
　　Wouldn't we be concerned about bacterial 12 infection?
　　be concerned about: 关心，挂念 bacterial infection: 细菌感染
　　难道就不怕细菌感染?
　　-Howard: True. Okay. Forget the hot tub.
　　确实，好吧，热水澡就算了。
　　The point is, we each had a manage with sexy Goth girls.
　　重点是，咱和性感女郎度过了一段狂野的时光。
　　-Raj: Wow.
　　喔。
　　What a great night.
　　激情燃烧的夜晚啊。
　　Yeah.
　　没错。
　　-Howard: Hey, want to try a country bar tomorrow night?
　　咱明天转站乡村酒吧怎么样?
　　-Raj:Maybe we'll get lucky with some sexy cowgirls.
　　没准性感的牛仔女郎好我们这一口。
　　-Howard: Could happen.
　　很有可能。
　　-Raj: I wonder how they smell.
　　你说她们闻起来怎么样。