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10 IS THIS A JOKE

----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

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听动感英语学口语第48讲

电影词典 Casablanca 卡萨布兰卡美国俚语剧中：How do you keep on top of all this ? keep on top 掌控，驾驭 e.g. 1Studying isn't hard if you keep on top of it . 如果学习方法你掌握了，学习就变得不难了。 2I go to

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FEELING SICK

Dialogue 20 laurance--You look rather pal.Aren't you feeling well? soony--Not very.I was sick most of the might .I didn't sleep very well. laurance--What seems to be the matter?Is it the flu? soony--N

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英语笑话：English Joke - A Cute Dog

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

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英语笑话：English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano?

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

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英语笑话：English Joke - A Good Dancer

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

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英语笑话：English Joke - Doctor, it hurts!

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

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英语笑话：English Joke - The Second Opinion

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

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英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

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原版英语小短文 199. A Ladies' Man

His brother told him the news. Their dad was on the move again. He had bought a ticket. He was going to visit Ireland. His flight would leave in August. Their mom wasn't going. She had gotten sick on their last trip. They had traveled to South Americ

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Joke English 第一期

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

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美国乡村音乐:I started a joke

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

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音乐咖啡厅:So sick-Neyo

Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that im alone Cuz right now it says that we Cant come to the phone And I know it makes no sence Cuz you walked out the door But its the only way I hear your voice a

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a joke-bee gees

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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美丽新世界Brave New World 第11章(1)

After the scene in the Fertilizing Room, 授精室那一幕之后， all upper-caste London was wild to see this delicious creature,伦敦的上层种姓都迫不及待地想见识一下这位妙人,who had fallen on his knees before the Director of

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How to Tell a Joke

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

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英文乡村歌曲：I started a joke

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情景会话口袋书人际篇第517期:请假(1)

1. I'd like to take tomorrow off if it's all right with you. 我明天想请假，可以吗？还能这样说： I want to ask for a leave tomorrow, is it OK? Is it convenient for me to ask for a leave tomorrow? 谚语： Tomorrow never comes. 莫依赖

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音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song：I Started A Joke Artist：张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

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音乐咖啡厅

try this when you are sick

Try this when you're sick NO question about it, you're a hardworking student. But no matter how serious you are, you have to skip some lectures when you don't feel well. So this week we give you: words related to 请假. 1. John, hi, can you please t

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