不引人发笑的笑话,愚笨的幽默

[00:34.69]I'm hungry,Eddie. [00:41.95]I have a cake.Do you want some? [00:46.63]You're so kind,Eddie.Can I have something to drink,please? [00:53.79]What about some milk? [00:57.34]Yes,please.can I have some more food too? [01:03.69]Sorry,Hobo.There'

发表于:2018-11-30 / 阅读(151) / 评论(0) 分类 牛津初中英语二年级

I think humour is one of the best things in life. Without it, nothing in life would be funny. Its strange how we start laughing from such a young age. I wonder what makes tiny babies laugh. What do they find funny. Babies laugh and smile all the time

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-H

[00:05.38]Reading ACT ONE Scene 3 [00:11.55]Now ladies and gentleman,you're about to hear the most incredible tale. [00:17.19]It is the summer of 1903,and Henry Adams, [00:22.88]an American businessman,has had some very bad luck. [00:27.45]He is lost

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(199) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

I think humour is one of the best things in life. Without it, nothing in life would be funny. Its strange how we start laughing from such a young age. I wonder what makes tiny babies laugh. What do they find funny. Babies laugh and smile all the time

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[00:00.00]Module 7 PAST ACTIVITIES [00:06.10]UNIT 2 What did you to today? [00:11.18]1 Listen and read the email. [00:15.96]Then answer the questions. [00:19.41]Hi Peter, [00:20.43]How are you? [00:21.89]I had a very fun day today. [00:24.64]Let me t

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[00:00.93]I think we should consider staying [00:02.91]in the English countryside [00:04.14]for a few night as I know you enjoy hiking. [00:06.92]We can wander through the fields [00:08.43]and even pick a few mushrooms to have [00:09.93]with our brea

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The English humour Fun seems to be the possession of the English race.Fun is JohnBulll's idea of humour,and there is no intellectualjudgment in fun.Everybody understands it be-cause it is practical.More than that,it unites allclasses and sweetens

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Whether we find a joke funny or not largely depends on where we have been brought up. The sense of humour is mysteriously bound up with national characteristics. A Frenchman, for instance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian joke. In the same wa

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小短文

BBC Learning English Weekender Humour part 2 men women Jackie: Hello, I'm Jackie Dalton, this is BBC Learning English dot com. Last week, we looked at humour and why it's important. It can be used to help you cope with an embarrassing situation, or

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(388) / 评论(0) 分类 Weekender

BBC Learning English Weekender Humour part 1 Jackie: Hello, I'm Jackie Dalton, you're listening to BBC Learning English dot com. Today: what's the point of humour? We all know having a laugh is a way of making our lives better, but exactly how does

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Telling jokes 谈独特玩笑 Have you heard the one 你有没有听过 Groucho Marx liked a good one Groucho Marx喜欢听精彩的 No Joke: Making Jewish Humour.By Ruth Wisse. 不许说笑:犹太式的玩笑 THIS sharp and thoughtful study presen

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As Zengzi's wife set off for the market,her little son followed her crying.Go home.she said to the boy,When I come back,I'll kill the pig for you to eat. When she got back from the market Zengzi wanted to catch the pig and kill it.His w

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Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.

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Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

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Millionaire CEO:

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I don't know her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

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Whether we find a joke funny or not largely depends on where we have been brought up. The sense of humour is mysteriously bound up with national characteristics. A Frenchman, for in- stance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian joke. In the same

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 英语杂谈

My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is.I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, You know, I don't mean this o

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

All of us are familiar with the exams. Maybe some of you may feel nervous or may be horrible when you hear that there will be an examination tomorrow. These days, I was stuck in the exams, too. I have taken two big exams during the past two weeks and

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 英语作文

Fun seems to be the possession of the English race.Fun is JohnBulll's idea of humour,and there is no intellectualjudgment in fun.Everybody understands it be-cause it is practical.More than that,it unites allclasses and sweetens even political lif

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analytical physiology
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