when pants are riding so high that when your sitting down you can see the dick and balls protruding, this new entity is no longer dick and balls but a single croin
> "dude my pants are so tight that my croin hurts"
> dude 1: "dude put that croin in the trash"
> Dude 2: "ill put you in the dirt"

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Who is of so little faith that in a moment of great disaster or heartbreak has not called to his God? Who has not cried out when confronted with danger, death, or mystery beyond his normal experience or comprehension? From where has this deep instin

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AHELO
amino purine
arc suppression coil
awarrant
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bestfares.com
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bonus circulation
boogeyed
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coldwater r.
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