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一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀
英文笑话
垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。
英文笑话
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli
英文笑话
一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢？妻子说。 亲爱的，丈夫回答说，我还不认识那个女子呢!
英文笑话
我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说：她白天上班，我晚上上班。
英文笑话
Laugh for the Health of It 笑能治百病 Patients and medical practitioners alike have long believed in the healing power of humor. It is claimed that humor not only affects patients' moods, but can actually help them recover faster. Several studie
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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're short-handed, Smith the boss repl
英文笑话
婚姻中只有爱情是不够的,更多的应该是包容和理智.激情会逐渐消退,美好也会慢慢褪色,但是生活中相互依靠的温暖和信任是爱情给不了的.来看看小编为大家选的这篇双语阅读材料: I got marrie
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And uncalling cold 一次特别的伤风感冒 On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out. 一个阴雨、悲惨的日子，
经典双语笑话
第一则：聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: Yo
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Fine for Parking 停车罚款 Tell me again,asked the judge, Why you parked there? 告诉我，法官问道，你为什么把车停在那儿？ The driver rose and answered respectfully, 司机站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答， Because, Your Honor,
经典双语笑话
Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil 老师与学生之间的对话 1.This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's. 这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。 Yes, sir, it is the same dog. 是的，先生，这是
经典双语笑话
Let's Not Be Hasty 别急慢慢来 Said the wife to the husband. 一位妻子对她先生说道： Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor. 亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师， This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me t
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The Bigger They Are the Harder They Fail 爬得越跌得越重 The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. 一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。 He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy. 他已治好一名病人的幻想
经典双语笑话
Charity Begins at Home 慈善应由家中做起 Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member. 山姆，希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩
经典双语笑话
Aren't Kidss Wonderful ? 小孩子实在了不起! Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny. 妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。 Little Johnny was full of questions as usual: What's an emergency brake, Mommy? 小强尼
经典双语笑话