Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates? Mother: An old lady! 邻居:你女儿大学毕业后要做什么? 母亲:老太婆。

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三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手,他来找我,”一个说,“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么,”另

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在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说,“我可以解释一下。” “安静,”警官打断他说:“我要让你在拘留所等

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降价大甩卖那天,商场通知的8:30的开业时间未到,门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。 一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前

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As soon as you wake up, you're fired Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly plac

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Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolma

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How could anyone stoop so low? Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should

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No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new

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St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order

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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

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You can marry any one of them One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's

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Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:

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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s

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