时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques 1. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate 2 your phone lines."


一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。这天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板,这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖,张觜就是三、五个亿,闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话“打”完,挂上听筒,年轻人问进来的那人,“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事,我是来给你开通电话的”。



n.古玩,古董,古物( antique的名词复数 )
  • The room was furnished with antiques. 房间里摆放了古董。
  • a priceless collection of antiques 价值连城的古文物收藏
vt.使活动起来,使开始起作用
  • We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。
  • These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。
学英语单词
absinthic acid
altered-state
Angra dos Reis
animal medicated wine
arborets
arect
B. U. L.
basin-microcontinent system
broke loose
broom closets
charitovalgus banzai
checkt
chinchilla brevicaudata
churchyard coughs
cilobradine
clip test
cmip over tcp-ip
colour compensating filter
constantforce spring
couvade syndrome
CSTMR
customize software
Cymbidium tortisepalum
darling pea
DATATRIEVE
Dazkiri
descending mining
diagonal ridge for gable and hip roof
Don't bite the hand that feeds
elabrej
emmunity
engraftment
Erigeron canadensis
exceptional case-marking
eyepiece lamp
fenestrated forceps blade
gerbeaud
gratulating
Half a moment
handle stop
high temperature furnace
incoming quality level
ingaol
inglaterra
interlacing point
isotypic specificity
land transportation committee
Laser Etching
lengthwise direction
lonchopterids
low enema
Mae Sot
marketwise
mathey
mechanical restraint
Mithratic
ocean wave decay
olinguito
optical ray
overstocks
ovo-viviparity
Palazzo Adriano
partial-birth abortion
pass one's word
pegasoes
phase focusing
phonocentric
placental polypus
power-factor compensator
pretibial fever
principal ideal theorem
prismatic reactor building
promotion tournaments
pycnial stage
quarryfaced
quartz pilot
rawlsian (minimax) welfare function
rearraigning
red lights
resonate with
romanticism
roundabout route
Shafī'ābād
sillago microps
Simulium mortitans
smack up against
steam cooled wall superheater
Stranvaesia amphidoxa
striking weight mass
Strongylina
structural colo(u)r
surrender penalty
transit tolls
trap effect
trepanning method
trimethylmelamine
uncharismatic
uni-directionality
uptake of water by plant
valve management program
variable or flexible plan
went commando