时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
a-nightertime
absolute completeness
ac test
accessory diagnostic method
adri
adtidal
aerial roots
arsinic acid
Bacillus michaelisii
bacterial vaccine
beam bottom
bressler
bromizate
buglers
Carlsruhe
center-periphery
check wire guide
Chilomastix
circuit cards
cold clean core
control force gradient
cylinder papermaking machine
cylindrical powder camera
cytochalasia
decorated architecture
dimple formation
diplomatic asylum
dual port
elastic0cassette
electro-optic detector
family Erysiphaceae
femolite
fresh water filling pipe
gas dehydrator
Gavanes
gushily
hard-tops
IBTs
ifcs
in search for
indirectly heated tube
inertial classifier
Justice-General
kerf cutter
Kurur, Jab.
kylindrite (cylindrite)
levelling of pumping unit
machine bleaching
make much of sth
monoblastic leukaemias
Morax's diplobacillus
multiport system
n.t.
neotoma fuscipess
Net Proceeds of Sale
nonsuperstars
obboes
on route
open government
orthophosphorous acid
Panjab
paraffin oxidation
Partizanskoye
Pauldopia
phlebophlogosis
phycomyces blakesleeanus
pico-grams
pithlike
privileged time
prolonge knots
protruding slope
pseudoheme
pseudoreplicates
resistor caliper
Robins Point
Rolde
sanctimommies
shop primer
shunting engine kilometer
SrBi2Ta2O9
stalled torque motor
steam engine indicator
straight head
strainably
sulfuryl fluorochloride
summer ring
surface packer
swarovski
TIS (total information system)
triple scale
trogonophid
tubulo-alveolar glands
vacant operation
venloes
ventral grouped glands
Vigna riukiuensis
vitamin D deficiency
volva volva
white-lipped snail
wife-givers
wolf eels