时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."


一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
(european )grayling(thymallus thymallus)
-angular
a.c.c
aerated sewage lagoon
affectionateness
allelomorphic
arabesquitic
aryne
axle bearing
azoturias
bifurcated waveguide
birien
bitumastic enamel
board card
buty mesityl oxidr oxalate
capacitance bridge
Classical English
compatible shift keying
conjugata diagonalis
cop hold of
coupecabriolet
curved lamellar
degeneation of uveal tract
degradation of pollutant
diamino-acetic acid
dibromoketone
dryas octopetalas
eka-caesium
empark
engineering service memo
equivalent conjugation
Ergasilidae
executive toys
exhaust horn
exteriorizations
faced up to
fire-flag
fore-and-aft distance
formal denotation
forthbirth
gauge particles
graft loss
gunkier
Heliobacillus
identity-building
immersion infection
iniure
inlet position
kelsi
laneite-granite
loan servicing
MAB
macrolinguistic
man door
Manasseh
Mapico black
mechanical neutral axis
metaclassifier
microdisplacements
millinewton
Modern Postal History Society
Monte Caseros
multisyllable
no-guard band recording
non ferrous metal
optimum cut-off angle
Paget's disease of vulva
palaeogeological
paramedian lobule
payroll-givings
peed
perfluoroethylene-propylene
racing gig
raka
rcit
red-
resource control block
retial
RIL
secondary cleaner
Shennongjia
Shohl-King method
simian malaria
single-cotton covered
sizing plot
stack type
steam flow velocity
strutting of pole
superego-development
superficial phlebangioma
take something back
technology transfers
theory of real numbers
Thomas Moore
torsion string galvanometer
Trismegistia
trts
True.
turbinotomia
uterine bell
vascular pulsation
wieslaw