Orlando 1995. 奥兰多,1995 Just as glamorous as it sounds. 就像听起来的那样令人神往 My dad moved our family there from D.C. 我爸爸让我们全家从华盛顿搬到那里 So he could open his own restaurant 所以他可以开一家属
Mom check it. Fresh as hell right? 妈妈,看看我,帅成一逼是不? Eddie don't say Hell. 艾迪,不许说逼 He also said Butthole In the car. 他刚才在车上还说了屁眼儿 Shut up Evan you little Chinese narc! 闭上你的嘴,埃
As a kid, there are things that terrify you. 小孩子都有害怕的东西 Parents, thank you all for coming. 感谢各位父母今日莅临 We know you're very busy, but we felt 我们知道你们都是拨冗而来,但是我们觉得 we needed to
It had been a few months 我们从华盛顿搬到奥兰多 since we moved from D.C. To Orlando 已经有一个月了 and we were all looking forward 我们也很期待 to my mom's family coming to visit. 我妈妈的娘家人来探亲 This is a night
Every Saturday it seemed like 好像每个周六 all the guys in my school went to a sleepover. 我们学校所有人都会在别人家夜宿 And every Monday they'd brag about it 然后每个周一他们都会在那些没 in front of kids who weren'
I'm just afraid that macaroni art 我只是担心那份通心粉画作 could be offensive to our I-talian Families. 可能会对我们的意大利家庭有些无礼 I mean imagine how you'd feel you know 我的意思是,想象下你会有什么感觉
Finding your way in a new school is always tough, 想在一所新学校吃得开可不容易 especially when you don't have a crew of your own. 特别是当你孤军奋战的时候 Dude, how great is sailing? 哥们,航海感觉要多爽有多爽 Y
So, a few weeks ago, my mom accidentally sold a house. 几周前,我妈不小心卖掉一栋房子 We love it. We'd like to make an offer. 我们喜欢这房子,我们愿意出价 And it was like she'd finally found her calling in life. 她好像终
In some Asian households 在一些亚裔家庭里 science fair week is no joke. 科学成果周可是件很严肃的事 When your people invented everything 当大家发明着各种东西的时候 from gunpowder to sudafed 从火药到感冒药 nobod
Well Thursdays are open house day 这样,周四呢是我们的开放参观日 and on Fridays we do happy hour after work. 周五下班了我们有员工聚会 Do we get paid for that? No! 可以领薪水吗,想得美 It's an opportunity to get to
Everyone thought my pops was the nicest guy in Orlando. 每个人都以为我爸爸是奥兰多最好的人 But he had a guilty pleasure. 但其实他有个难为情的小癖好 He loved gangster movies... immigrants fighting for their piece of the A
After pops banned ma from working at the restaurant 老爸不让老妈在餐厅工作 because she drove everyone nuts, 因为大伙儿都快被她逼疯了 she was really determined to find a job. 从那以后老妈是铁了心要找份工作 Overqua
It had been a minute since my family left D.C. 我们一家人离开华盛顿已经有一段时间了 and we were all definitely settling into Orlando. 我们呢也全都融入了奥兰多的生活 I became my school's first black president. 我成了学