成长的烦恼第七季:There Must Be a Pony

Carol: I can tell without seeing them, the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious. Maggie: Carol, you can't judge them by their car, lots of people have BMW's. Carol: With a bumper sticker that says 'you couldn't afford my other car either'. Magg

成长的烦恼第七季:The Young and the Homeless

Nurse: For 2 months he's been lying here in a coma helpless. What are his chances doctor? Doctor: Not good. Nurse: We're still trying to locate his family. Doctor: Seeing him like this it just makes me realize I love you Deanndra. Director: And cut!!

成长的烦恼第七季:The Kid's Still Got It

Luke: Ok, now hold this down and be careful, it those to wires touch you can get a nasty shock. Mike: Ben. Ben: Yow. Mike: Hold this down for me. Ben: Sure, aww. Luke: Got it yeah. Mike: Alright, alright, look at that this one cable, three sets diffe

成长的烦恼第七季:The Big Fix

Ben: See you later dad, I'm going to the movies with Kenny. Jason: Ben what did I tell you to do the last time you and I had a serious talk Ben: Hmm wait till I'm married. Jason: No!! Rake the leaves. Ben: Oh come on dad, Handy man Bob is guaranteed

成长的烦恼第七季:Paper Tigers

Tiffany: Tiffany Ching here at the Sufa county court house where the trial of Oliver Martin continues today. Martin the noted Jockey was sworn in then testified that he indeed throw the briskee handy ca, but only because his horse Bone Weary told him

成长的烦恼第七季:Stop, Luke, and Listen

Jason: Freeze!!! Maggie: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: Me!?? Maggie what are you doing up!? It's 5:30 in the morning, I thought I heard a burglar. Maggie: So you grabbed a coat rack??? What were you going to do? Take his rack? Jason: If it came t

成长的烦恼第七季:Back to School

Maggie: Hi honey. Jason: Oh you're backhave you seen my credit cards? Maggie: Oh yesDid you know that you could double a spending limit with just one call? Jason: You're kidding! You didn't. Maggie: Relax; we only shopped at the back to school sales.

成长的烦恼第七季:Bad Dad Cafe

Mike: Wow you guys must find this civil ore stuff pretty interesting to stay 5mins late. Mr. Tenneco: I believe I just did an involuntary fandangle. Mike: Yea Mr. Tenneco how can I help you. Mr. Tenneco: Actually I wanted to speak to your father. Mik

成长的烦恼第七季:B = Equals MC2

Loudspeaker: Ben Seaver get your hollow head in here! Mr. Dewitt: M-i-s-t-e-r Seaver? Do you think that I'm a fool? Ben: Sir, I was just repeating what everyone else was saying. Mr. Dewitt: Oh, don't smart-mouth me. You have requested an application

成长的烦恼第七季:It's Not Easy Being Green

Maggie: Hey are you sure you and Mike can't stay for dinner? I'm making a figment: Lettuce! Kate: That's really sweet Mrs Siever but Mike and I have tickets to the Nut Cracker tonight. Maggie: The Ballet? Does Mike know they don't sell peanuts and yo

成长的烦恼第七季:Vicious Cycles

Mike: Ha! That's what they make you wear at Captain Sub? Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye. Mike: Look, when you get a new job, you do have to deal with difficult people. Luke: You mean like the customers? Mike: No, like your family. Maggie:

成长的烦恼第七季:Honest Abe

Abe: Hey, the seniors guys day out was one great idea. Ben: Yeah, it was four guys, out on the town. Mike: Eating anything we want Jason: Walking past discount jewelers without missing a beat Ben: Hey, you guys remember last month, when mom and Carol

成长的烦恼第七季:The Call of the Wild

TV: And that's why for our part of the investigation, New York's finest: Pizzerias that is. Kate: Do you believe the garbage they have on local news? Mike: Oh yeah, I know. Who was number two, was it Jessetti or Antonio? TV: Still ahead, Record snows

成长的烦恼第七季:The Last Picture Show 1

Jason: You've had that silly grin on your face ever since we left the airport. Come on, when do I get to hear the news? Maggie: What makes you think I've got news? Jason: Oh, I know that look Maggie. Either, you've got some good news or you just saw

成长的烦恼第七季:The Last Picture Show 2

Maggie: The senator offered me a job! Jason: What? Maggie: Executive director of Media Relations. Maggie: We are thinking about moving to a wonderful place called Washington DC. Chrissy: The murder capital of the USA? Ben: You guys can go on ahead to

成长的烦恼第七季:Home Malone

Jason: You ok? Maggie: Oh I'm fine, it's just a house. Jason: Yea, it's just a house that you lived in for the first 18 years of your life, house that you haven' even seen since your dad died. Maggie: Like I said, it's just a house. Oh my God its dad

成长的烦恼第七季:Menage a Luke

Ben: Can you believe it? I bagged an A-minus on the test. How'd you do? Luke: No big deal. Ben: A-plus? Luke: Made some lucky guesses. Ben: In algebra? Luke: It's not like math is an exact science. Luke: Okay, I'll get a B next time. Ben: That's Sash

成长的烦恼第七季:The Five Fingers of Ben

Public Announcement: Attention people; those interested in testifying at Nurse Downer's parole hearing should report to the office. Have a nice day. Luke: All right, there she is. The time to strike is now. Ben: Nothing weird hanging out of my nose?

成长的烦恼第七季:Don't Go Changing

Jason: I hate psychiatric conventions, Maggie. Bad food, boring speeches, three days of hell. Come with me; we'll have a blast. Maggie: As madcap as you make it sound, I can't. Jason: Mmmmm Maggie: Oh, honey, you're just upset because the program com

成长的烦恼第七季:Maggie's Brilliant Career

Jason: Good morning. Maggie: Morning, Jason. I just got my first fan letter from my column. Jason: Good. That's wonderful. What's it say? Maggie: Dear Miss Malone, I've never really given much thought to kitty litter, but your recent article opened m