时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:访谈录2009


英语课

Your mom is so stupid. She locked herself in the motorcycle. I kicked her out.


How get-out! How get-out! How get-out!




Your mom is so fat. All of her relationships are long distance.


Those jeans are looser in your mom. I know, I've warned your mom.


Your breast is so bad. Your hair is curling away from your face.




Er...that's not true. My hair was straight till I saw your mum naked.


Your house is so old. You ain't have electricity, your mother stands outside with a key connected to a kite. (joking with Benjamin Franklin)


Yeah, yeah... You know what, you know what. Unlike Rosa Parks(an African Americancivil rightsactivist whom the U.S. Congress later called the "Mother of the Modern-Day Civil Rights Movement.", sources from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Parks), you mum loused it in the back of the bus. (This is a very dirty, very vulgar joke. it is related to sex and racisim. louse has the meaning of bungling 1 or screwing up.)


Oh,my god! Louse in the back of bus is f*king awesome 2!(well i don't think so...)



1 bungling
adj.笨拙的,粗劣的v.搞糟,完不成( bungle的现在分词 );笨手笨脚地做;失败;完不成
  • You can't do a thing without bungling it. 你做事总是笨手笨脚。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • 'Enough, too,' retorted George. 'We'll all swing and sundry for your bungling.' “还不够吗?”乔治反问道,“就因为你乱指挥,我们都得荡秋千,被日头晒干。” 来自英汉文学 - 金银岛
2 awesome
adj.令人惊叹的,难得吓人的,很好的
  • The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
  • That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.
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