时间:2019-02-13 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


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    One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious 1 comedy snake, but I'm just not happy.""Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

    "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples.""Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall createa man for you.""What's a 'man', Lord?""This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego 2 and an inability to empathise or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet footed ruminants.

    "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow 3.

    "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke 4 in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition.""What's that, Lord?""You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."



adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.自我,自己,自尊
  • He is absolute ego in all thing.在所有的事情上他都绝对自我。
  • She has been on an ego trip since she sang on television.她上电视台唱过歌之后就一直自吹自擂。
n.眉毛,眉
  • Her eyebrow is well penciled.她的眉毛画得很好。
  • With an eyebrow raised,he seemed divided between surprise and amusement.他一只眉毛扬了扬,似乎既感到吃惊,又觉有趣。
n.刺,戳,袋;vt.拨开,刺,戳;vi.戳,刺,捅,搜索,伸出,行动散慢
  • We never thought she would poke her nose into this.想不到她会插上一手。
  • Don't poke fun at me.别拿我凑趣儿。
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