Eve's Problem
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious 1 comedy snake, but I'm just not happy.""Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples.""Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall createa man for you.""What's a 'man', Lord?""This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego 2 and an inability to empathise or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet footed ruminants.
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow 3.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke 4 in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition.""What's that, Lord?""You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
- The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
- We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。
- He is absolute ego in all thing.在所有的事情上他都绝对自我。
- She has been on an ego trip since she sang on television.她上电视台唱过歌之后就一直自吹自擂。
- Her eyebrow is well penciled.她的眉毛画得很好。
- With an eyebrow raised,he seemed divided between surprise and amusement.他一只眉毛扬了扬，似乎既感到吃惊，又觉有趣。