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Things My Mother Taught Me


------Anonymous


My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"


My mother taught me religion:


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


My mother taught me about time travel:


"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


My Mother taught me logic 1:


"Because I said so, that's why."


My mother taught me foresight 2:


"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."


My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM contortion 3:


"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"


My mother taught me about stamina 4:


"You'll sit there'til all that spinach 5 is finished."


My mother taught me about weather:


"It looks as if a tornado 6 swept through your room."


My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:


"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"


My mother taught me about envy:


"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


母亲教我的


母亲教我如何珍惜他人辛苦劳动:


“如果你们要打架,到外边打去——我刚整理好房间!”


母亲教我什么是宗教:


“你最好祈祷那个东西能从地毯下冒出来。”


母亲教我什么是时间旅行:


“你要是不改,我把你一把推到下周三!”(意为:不让过周末。)


母亲教我什么是逻辑:


“为什么?因为我就是这么说的!”


母亲教我什么是远见:


“一定要穿干净内衣,以防万一你遇到事故。”


母亲教我什么是柔体杂技:


“你能不能看看你脖子后面的泥!”


母亲教我什么是耐力:


“坐在那儿,直到把所有的菠菜吃完。”


母亲教我如何识天气:


“好像有龙卷风席卷过你的房间。”


母亲教我如何解决物理学问题:


“如果我高声叫喊,是因为我看见有一颗流星正朝你俯冲而来,那你会不会听我的话?”


母亲教我什么是嫉妒:


“这世界上有数百万不幸的孩子,他们可没有你这么好的父母。”

 



n.逻辑(学);逻辑性
  • What sort of logic is that?这是什么逻辑?
  • I don't follow the logic of your argument.我不明白你的论点逻辑性何在。
n.先见之明,深谋远虑
  • The failure is the result of our lack of foresight.这次失败是由于我们缺乏远虑而造成的。
  • It required a statesman's foresight and sagacity to make the decision.作出这个决定需要政治家的远见卓识。
n.扭弯,扭歪,曲解
  • I had to admire the contortions of the gymnasts.我不得不为这些体操运动员们高难度的扭体动作而赞叹。
  • This sentence was spoken with the bitterness of self-upbraiding,and a contortion of visage absolutely demoniacal.这话是用辛辣的自我谴责的口吻说出来的,说话时他的面孔也歪扭得象个地道的魔鬼。
n.体力;精力;耐力
  • I lacked the stamina to run the whole length of the race.我没有跑完全程的耐力。
  • Giving up smoking had a magical effect on his stamina.戒烟神奇地增强了他的体力。
n.菠菜
  • Eating spinach is supposed to make you strong.据说吃菠菜能使人强壮。
  • You should eat such vegetables as carrot,celery and spinach.你应该吃胡萝卜、芹菜和菠菜这类的蔬菜。
n.飓风,龙卷风
  • A tornado whirled into the town last week.龙卷风上周袭击了这座城市。
  • The approaching tornado struck awe in our hearts.正在逼近的龙卷风使我们惊恐万分。
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