英语沙龙:Random Thoughts-Party

Random1) Thoughts-Party

Last night,pressured by well－intentioned friends,for the first time in months,I came out of writer’s seclusion 2 and attended a cocktail 3 party which is another word for a social gathering 4.So there I was,trapped in a crowded room,people milling2) all around me ,each with a drink in hand,chitchatting3) while the waiters skillfully negotiated4) their way through the bustle 5 with trays of colorful beverages 7 and fancy hors d’oeuvres.It was definitely party time.

Yet,instead of losing myself to the convivial5) surroundings of food,drink and conversations,I found myself retreating back into my head all the way to China where the subject of American sociality is of great interest.

In China,many of my students are curious about how Americans party and have a good time."What do you do?Sing and dance?To what kind of music?"

"What’s American party talk?""How do you dress and act at a party?""How about food?What do you eat?"

Every year,without fail,students ask their foreign teachers to dedicate a full class to this fascinating topic.Of course,one would think that a subject as interesting and entertaining as such would make for an excellent lesson plan,a rich source of discussions.But to my surprise,many teachers run into roadblocks when generating this particular lesson plan.

"Michelle,Michelle.I have to teach a class on American parties.And I only have,hmm,five things to say about it.And that’ll take about five minutes.What am I supposed to do after that?"They cry.

"Well,tell me what those five things a re,"I ask.

"Arrive late,talk,eat,drink,and have a blast."They blurt 8 out.

It is true that the five steps listed above encompass6) much of the goings－on at American social gatherings 9.Of course,during parties for special occasions such as:birthdays,holidays,weddings,baby showers,anniversaries,graduations,etc.,there are additional ceremonies such as:cake cutting,gift opening,dancing,toasting,game playing,etc.But regardless,the fundamentals of a typical American soiree7) are good company,good food and drinks,and good times.

Sounds simply,doesn’t it?But if you were to look deeper and think further,you’ll realize that there’s far more to these steps than meets the eyes.

FASHIONABLY LATE

     It is a major faux pas(social embarrassment 10 )to arrive at a party early or even on time.Therefore,with the exception of the hosts,you never wan 11 t to be the first per－son present at a social function.Why?Because people fear that others may think that they have no life or nothing better to do than waiting for a party t o start.Many Americans try to project an image of business which,whether true or not,has a positive correlation 12 with success.So by arriving late,you are saying:"I lead a full life and it' s exciting and productive."

     Therefore,an 8o ’clock party customarily doesn’t really start until maybe 9o ’clock as everyone wants to be thought of as a busy and important person with lots to do.In other words,a party is one of those rare occasions where your punctuality can actually hurt you.Weird8),isn’t it.Anyhow,remember,be fashionably late.

SMALL TALK

    One way of gauging9) the success of a party is by the noise meter.The louder the party is,the more happening it is,and the more fun people are having.Then you stop to wonder,if it’s so noisy,how can people really hear each other and have great,engaging conversations?The truth is:They don’t.They engage in small talk,which is another word for casual,trivial conversations.They chew the fat,shoot the breeze an d swap 13 anecdotes 14 about random 1 subjects:work,family,news,weather,hobbies,etc.Because the surrounding noise and activities often sidetrack people,it’s difficult to get personal or discuss any one topic at length or in depth.The point is to have fun,not to get serious.

        However,keep in mind that since people tend to be in good moods and spirit when attending a social function,parties often provide an excellent environment  for making new friends and establishing valuable business contacts.In fact,in many professions,important business transactions are initiated 15 at a social event.People meet,have a nice chat,exchange information,and make a good impression.Sometime s that’s all it takes to begin a long－lasting friendship or business association.So never underestimate the power of small talk.

FOOD FOR FUN

    With the exception of dinner parties where a full meal is served,most parties offer finger foods －－food that you pick up with your fingers.(So don’t worry,it is not impolite to eat with your hands at parties.)Some of the classic party foods are cheese and crackers,crudités(vegetables and dip),fruits,shrimp toasts,Swiss meat－balls,mini－sandwiches,shrimp cocktail,etc.And believe it or not,Asian foods are now in fashion.Mini egg rolls,California sushi rolls and various dim sum dishes always add an exotic10) flair 16 to a party.And the Americans love it.

      Anyhow,party foods aren’t meant to be eaten as a  meal.They are simply yummy accents t o the party and eaten to absorb all that alcohol you’re about to consume.So don’t pile too much food on your plate.Remember,you can always get refills.And one more thing,don’t talk with your mouth full.It’s rude.

DRINK AND BE MERRY?

Here’s a frequently used party acronym,BYOB:Bring Your Own Bottle.

Alcohol plays a big part in most American parties.People drink to relax,unwind and enjoy themselves.Anyhow that's the way it should be.

    Unfortunately it’s not always the case and sometimes you sense the unspoken pressure to join the crowd.As a result,you feel out of place without a beverage 6 in your  hand.I even notice from observation that frequently the first thing people do upon arriving at a party is to hit the bar,kick off the night with a few drinks.Sometimes,there are even those,mostly young,w ho go to parties for the sole purpose of getting drunk,trashed,plastered,totaled.Not a smart thing to do since we all know the effect alcohol can have on us.(People tend to talk loudly when they’re intoxicated 17 which might explain why it’s so loud at parties.)

    In America,there’s definitely a negative association between drinking and partying.If you lose control of your drinking,you lose control of your partying,vise versa.As a result,drunks not only make a fool of themselves but their drunken behavior could endanger their safety and the safety of others.I suppose as with most things,moderation is the key.

PARTY HEARTY 18

     At the end of the day,the objective of attending a  party is to have an unadulterated good time.A blast...And how do you do that?You get in the spirit,go with the flow(but never do anything you are uncomfortable with)and try not to be a party pooper.If you have fun at parties,you are probably fun to have at parties.As a result,people are more likely to invite you to their parties in the future.And that's definitely a good thing.

    As my mind wandered back to the party,I realized that I was standing 19 alone,my stomach growling,my  hands empty of a drink.I was being a total party pooper.So I quickly grabbed a drink(Diet Coke in this case)from the bar and snatched some of that delicious party food the waiter was bringing by.With a smile,I rejoined my  friends.That night,we talked,we drank,we ate.We had ourselves a great time.

by Michelle Chang