时间:2018-12-30 作者:英语课 分类:英语沙龙2004全年合辑上


英语课

What My Mother Taught Me


  


My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:


  "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning!"


  


  My mother taught me religion:


  "You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."


  


  My mother taught me about time travel:


  "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


  


  My mother taught me logic 1:


  "Because I said so, that's why!"


  


  My mother taught me foresight 2:


  "Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."


  


  My mother taught me about contortion 3:


  "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"


  


  My mother taught me about stamina 4:


  "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach 5 is finished."


  


  My mother taught me about weather:


  "It looks as if a tornado 6 swept through your room."


  


  My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:


  "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"


  


  My mother taught me about hypocrisy 7:


  "If I've told you once, I've told you a million -- times don't exaggerate!!!"


  


  My mother taught me about envy:


  "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


 


我母亲教我的


 


我母亲教我如何珍惜他人辛苦劳动:


如果你们要打架,到外边打去--我刚整理好房间!


 


我母亲教我什么是宗教:


你最好祈祷那个东西能从地毯下冒出来。


 


我母亲教我什么是时间旅行:


你要是不改,我把你一把推到下周三!(意为:不让过周末。)


 


我母亲教我什么是逻辑:


为什么?因为我就是这么说的!


 


我母亲?我什么是远见:


一定要穿干净内衣,以防万一你遇到事故。


 


我母亲教我什么是柔体杂技:


你能不能看看你脖子后面的泥!


 


我母亲教我什么是耐力:


坐在那儿,直到把所有的菠菜吃完。


 


我母亲教我认识天气:


好像有龙卷风席卷过你的房间。


 


我母亲教我如何解决物理学问题:


如果我高声叫喊,是因为我看见有一颗流星正朝你俯冲而来,那你会不会听我的话?


 


我母亲教我什么是伪善:


如果我曾告诉过你一次,我实际上已告诉过你百万次——不许夸张!!!”


 


我母亲教我什么是嫉妒:


这世界上有数百万不幸的孩子,他们可没有你这么好的父母。


 




n.逻辑(学);逻辑性
  • What sort of logic is that?这是什么逻辑?
  • I don't follow the logic of your argument.我不明白你的论点逻辑性何在。
n.先见之明,深谋远虑
  • The failure is the result of our lack of foresight.这次失败是由于我们缺乏远虑而造成的。
  • It required a statesman's foresight and sagacity to make the decision.作出这个决定需要政治家的远见卓识。
n.扭弯,扭歪,曲解
  • I had to admire the contortions of the gymnasts.我不得不为这些体操运动员们高难度的扭体动作而赞叹。
  • This sentence was spoken with the bitterness of self-upbraiding,and a contortion of visage absolutely demoniacal.这话是用辛辣的自我谴责的口吻说出来的,说话时他的面孔也歪扭得象个地道的魔鬼。
n.体力;精力;耐力
  • I lacked the stamina to run the whole length of the race.我没有跑完全程的耐力。
  • Giving up smoking had a magical effect on his stamina.戒烟神奇地增强了他的体力。
n.菠菜
  • Eating spinach is supposed to make you strong.据说吃菠菜能使人强壮。
  • You should eat such vegetables as carrot,celery and spinach.你应该吃胡萝卜、芹菜和菠菜这类的蔬菜。
n.飓风,龙卷风
  • A tornado whirled into the town last week.龙卷风上周袭击了这座城市。
  • The approaching tornado struck awe in our hearts.正在逼近的龙卷风使我们惊恐万分。
n.伪善,虚伪
  • He railed against hypocrisy and greed.他痛斥伪善和贪婪的行为。
  • He accused newspapers of hypocrisy in their treatment of the story.他指责了报纸在报道该新闻时的虚伪。
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