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发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(1499) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

Our story today is called Athenaise. It was written by Kate Chopin. Here is Barbara Klein with the story. Athenaise went away one morning to visit her parents, ten miles back on the Bon Dieu River in Louisiana. She did not return in the evening, and

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年VOA慢速英语(六)月

Athenaise by Kate Chopin 短篇故事: 'Athenaise' 凯特肖邦 Athenaise went away one morning to visit her parents, ten miles back on the Bon Dieu River in Louisiana. She did not return in the evening, and Cazeau, her husband, was worried. Cazeau e

发表于:2018-12-16 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 2015年VOA慢速英语(五)月

This is Whats Trending today Americas top dog is a bichon frise. Flynn the bichon frise was named Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show Tuesday night. The choice surprised just about everyone watching. The Associated Press reported tha

发表于:2018-12-18 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年VOA慢速英语(二)月

Jade:What? I don't get it... Chris:Many of the slower dances are danced to the lyrics of tragedies. He meant that you turned it into a comedy. Jade:Well, I'm glad I made everyone happy. Chris:He meant it in a good way. You added a little spice to the

发表于:2018-12-25 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 Eztalk美语会话

Types of Humor Kyle: Are you watching that sitcom again? Its so stupid. Theres nothing witty or original about the humor. Paulina: I dont need highbrow jokes. I enjoy all kinds of comedy. Kyle: You mean you like screwball and slapstick humor. Paulina

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(169) / 评论(0) 分类 2014年ESL之餐饮娱乐

A woman is standing at a bus stop at noon. A van pulls up. A young man hops out of the van, grabs the womans purse, gets back into the van, and it drives off. An elderly man is standing on the sidewalk in front of his home at 10:30 p.m. He is admirin

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 365个英语简短小故事

Humor Mother:Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair. Susie:Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma. 幽 默 母亲:苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。 苏茜:天哪,妈

发表于:2019-01-01 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 英语沙龙

AMERICAN MOSAIC -August 23, 2002: Tom Cruise in ''Minority Report'' / South of the Border / A Question About the Rock Group R.E.M. HOST: Welcome to AMERICAN MOSAIC — VOA’s radio magazine in Specia

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(166) / 评论(0) 分类 American Mosaic

'Athenaise,' by Kate Chopin 英语短篇小说:《Athenaise》 by 凯特肖邦 Our story today is called Athenaise. It was written by Kate Chopin. Here is Barbara Klein with the story. Athenaise went away one morning to visit her parents, ten miles b

发表于:2019-01-12 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年VOA慢速英语(二)月

SIV Vaccine Holds Promise for AIDS Researchers are excited about a vaccine they have developed that protects rhesus monkeys from infection with a primate version of the AIDS virus. They hope to use what they've learned to develop an agent that preven

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(133) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2011年(五月)

The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for thes man who had served him well for so many

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(169) / 评论(0) 分类 英文励志文摘精选

A: These batteries should be on sale more often. B: I don't think these batteries are on sale. A: Look at the ad. It says they're on sale. B: You're right. Batteries are on sale, but not this brand of batteries. A: Oh. I didn't pay attention to the b

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 购物英语对话

A: I'm glad these batteries are on sale. B: I'm sorry. These batteries are not on sale. A: But that's what the ad says. B: I'm sorry. If you look at the ad again, you'll see that the other brand is on sale. A: Oh, you're right. I misread the ad. B: Y

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 购物英语对话

A: It's about time these batteries went on sale. B: I'm sorry. These aren't on sale today. A: You're kidding me. The ad says they're on sale. B: Yes, the other brand of batteries is on sale. A: Oh, I see. I've got the wrong brand. B: Yes, it's an eas

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 购物英语对话

SCIENCE REPORT – January 9, 2002: Red Wine and Heart Disease By George Grow This is the VOA Special English SCIENCE REPORT. British scientists may have discovered the reason why red wine appears to

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 科技之光

PEOPLE IN AMERICA -June 2, 2002: Cochise By Vivian R. Bournazian VOICE ONE: PEOPLE IN AMERICA, a program in Special English on the Voice of America. (THEME) During the eighteenth century Indians tried

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(322) / 评论(0) 分类 People in America

Todd: Hey, Shuan, it's good to see you. How was your break? Shuan: Ah, it was great Ted. I went to, I went on actually, a Caribbean cruise with my friend Jason. Todd: No, way, you went on a cruise? Shuan: Yeah, it was, it was a hectic cruise mind you

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(134) / 评论(0) 分类 原版英语对话1000个

The Flea, the Grasshopper, and the Skipjack once wanted to see which of them could jump highest; and they invited the whole world, and whoever else would come, to see the grand sight. And there the three famous jumpers were met together in the room。

发表于:2019-02-08 / 阅读(116) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

The governor of the Reserve Bank, Alan Bollard, increased the official cash rate (OCR) from 2.5% to 2.75%. This is the first rise in three years. During the economic recession, Bollard reduced the OCR from 8.25% in July 2007 to 2.5% in April this yea

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 新西兰英语
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agar jelly strength tester
Aissey
Alchornea mollis
alloch(e)iria
alphanumeric class
arteriae recurrentes ulnares
Banzhaf power index
belltower
binary compatibility standard
canvas fabric
clear hawse
cojoness
cotton scarf
cthonic
Doctor of Comparative Law
dpdt (double-pole double-trow)
drain-trap
drive someone to drink
economic framework
exchange polarization
external airleron
fast multiplication factor
free in and out stowed
free reach
gas rifle
general geography
Generic Access Network
genus Forestiera
Georgetown County
Goodyera kwangtungensis
graduation of receiver
hand-weedings
Harash
hazarded
hillo
hydrogen peroxides
iconotropic
infantile rheumatic disease
Jules Verne
kallisto
lie prone
lightweight acoustic processing and display system
lignation
Lindera glauca B1.
luminescence sorting
manual decode system
mappins
marine demarcation survey
medical supervision
melampsora laricis-epitea
metrocorporis
minimum stage
nainai
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obtrudings
opanka
panendoscope
phenyl chloride
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reduce automaton
repurchased
rosid
rule of low
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sea-duck
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system console
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VESC
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