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31. Dont underestimate me. W: Can you finish typing this file in one day? M: Dont underestimate me. W: Fine. Send it to my office tomorrow morning. M: I can eat five steam bread for a meal. (这儿的steam bread不可数,听力材料里直接加的

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 越说越地道英语

Jessica在北京学汉语,她的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教她。今天是Luis要问的:冷幽默。 LZ: Jessica, you won't believe it! Last night, I met the funniest guy ever! Jessica: No way! 他

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(181) / 评论(0) 分类 美语怎么说

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英文杂志-Magazine

[00:05.59]Reading [00:08.33]NONVERBAL HUMOUR [00:11.49]Do you find it funny to see someone sliding on a banana skin, [00:17.76]bumping into someone else round a corner,or faling down a hole in the road? [00:25.03]If you do,you are not alone. [00:29.4

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(189) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:04.30]Task: tell a story to make people laugh..or cry [00:08.98]2 Listen to the story and put the pictures [00:12.24]in the right order. [00:14.01]For many years, Matenko, the great comedian, [00:16.86]had performed in all the g

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(210) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版高中英语模块9(选修)

ESL Podcast 282 Offending Someone GLOSSARY to grab to quickly reach out and hold something in ones hand* When Bala slipped on the ice, he grabbed his friends shoulder so that hewouldnt fall. off-color in poor taste; not appropriate; inappropriate; no

发表于:2018-12-18 / 阅读(164) / 评论(0) 分类 2007年ESL之商务英语

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

[00:00.00]UNIT 5 [00:07.89]Lesson 18 [00:12.86]Exercise 1.1 [00:15.10]Quiz [00:17.24]1.Do you find it easy to meet new people? [00:22.24]2.Do your moods change suddenly for no reason? [00:28.42]3.Do you often give presents? [00:33.29]4.Do you find it

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(165) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版初中英语八年级上

1. I don't like your heart action, the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?You're right in a way, Doctor, said the young man sheepishly, only that isn't her name.2. John:Doctor, latel

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

April Fools' Day(愚人节)关于愚人节的来历April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others, No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France. In the 16 th century, people celebrated New Year's Day from Mar

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(171) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO, HOST: A warning for any sullen teens listening - our next piece is about dad jokes, that groan-y (ph), goofy humor favored by fathers everywhere. (SOUNDBITE OF YOUTUBE VIDEO) UNIDENTIFIED MAN: What type of food is good for your f

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 2017年NPR美国国家公共电台6月

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

I was telling my friend, Gina, a joke. I began it by saying, An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Frenchman walk into this bar, and Suddenly, Gina grabbed my arm and shook her head. I turned around and our coworker, Colin, was standing right behind me.

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches me

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(236) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Jessica在北京学汉语,她的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教她。今天是Luis要问的:冷幽默。 LZ: Jessica, you won't believe it! Last night, I met the funniest guy ever! Jessica: No way! 他

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

摩擦音[dʒ] 发音要领: [dʒ]是齿龈硬腭摩擦音一一舌位:舌尖先抵住齿龈形成发[d]的音位,然后舌尖与上齿龈慢慢地分开让气流缓缓地从缝隙中冲出;唇形:从发[d]的自然张开的唇形变成略微突

发表于:2019-02-28 / 阅读(293) / 评论(0) 分类 英语国际音标
学英语单词
abdominal orifice of uterine tube
addymen
agar streak test
air starting motor
aiyah
Al Khatt
Anoplopomidae
ascent vehicle
Aspie
at that point
aurigny (alderney)
autochthonous cover sequence
automatic diagnostics
bogofs
call for trumps
close-down
come into ears
coment
compilation record sheet
complete cover
computers convergence with television
core porosity
coupled harmonic oscillators
crapping
cut the comb of
democracy in america
depletion reserve
diammonium(ortho)phosphate
directly indecomposable lattice
double-tests
dunph
effected
electromagnetic coupling
endothermic reactions
extent of audit testing
fatigue life
ferruginous roughleg
field intensity
fliest
flowsheet symbol
forensic activation analysis
Glucoraphenln
greenhouse potential
heavy steel plate bending roll
hepatic pseudohemophilia
humic gley soil
inherited operation
intercellular plexus
interfere with sb
khachkar
Lewismen
magnetic relay timer
mangestain
metrical technique
minxes
morhua
morphrodite
multienzyme
multiple central processor
Neiva
Neoeserin
omar
open-roofed skull
over the hump
petches
phasor equation
pipe work diagram
plan on doing sth
proximities'
rationing procedures
redonculous
rotary trochoidal-type engine
round of applause
rowal
SB-ADPCM
sda (specific dynamic action)
simulative counter
stand in amazement
standard instrument departure (sid)
stemex
stockholder's list
structure description
sum, check
sumptuary laws
synthetic aperture radar (sar)
tai chi
tend-toward
thiamine triphosphoric acid ester
to the ears
tregetour
ultrasonic blood flow rate meter
unrailed
utterabilities
video club
wage by age system
well-given
whole heart failure
wholesale distributor
woolgather
xanthoxin
ylangene
Zyderm