时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

eating grass



A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn 1, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me,too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"



Notes:

1. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"

15分钟过后,男人起身并说道:“该死!真希望我有手电筒!”



“Damn!”和“Damn it!”是对自已所面临的状况所发出的感叹;“Danm you!”就是在骂别人“你该死!你混账!”;而 “God damn you!”则是很粗俗的用法。



2. The woman says, "Me,too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

女人说:“我也希望,在过去的10分钟里,你一直在吃草!”



1 damn
int.该死,他妈的;vt.指责,贬斥,诅咒
  • Damn this useless typewriter!这台破打字机真该死!
  • I knew damn well what he was going to say.我非常清楚他要说什么。
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