时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

 Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语


The black couple already had eight children,  一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩,
and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth.  而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九个小孩,
Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy. 最后她说服了她先生去做男性绝育手术。
On the morning of the operation,  手术的早晨,
she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital. 她惊讶地看见她老公穿着礼服,乘坐一辆礼车到不远的医院去。
"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May. "亲爱的,这是怎么一回事啊?鲁拉·梅问道。"
"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important. "宝贝,如果你想当名大人物的话,就要让人一看就知道你很重要!"

标签: 英语笑话
学英语单词
a man of sense
a toolbox
abhandlungen
aceraceaes
airmail paper
an(a)emia
argon(element)
atlans
avian-flu
bachelor of civil engineering
Ban Outhoum
Batu Lata, Tg.
begged exchange rate system
Berevo
BioAPI
biographical inventory
block system relay
burning-in
cape sables
Catalpin
chinois
cold processing
Conkouati
connies
cryptic crosswords
customs clearer
cyrtina
delaughter
diagonal cracking
diaphragm d/p cell
Don Juanism
drum-type flying shears
dundathu pines
efiss
emitter function logic
extrinsic conductance
faidherbe
fire-proof safe
framed building
friction moment
Georgi's test
glh
green plant bug
histocytic
homalomenae
horn switch button
idenpotent matrix
inogen
labioplasty
li'l' ol'
mephitically
mild round
namangitis
native mineral
Natronsanidine
naval aviator
Net View
optical lever
origin (or point of attachment)
outside weld
overall operating length
pemphigus epidemicus
PGS (program generation system)
phenazoxine
piner
pinus thunbergiis
praecocial
preemptive
radio directional beam
rain clutter suppression
regular code
rimation
ringer bay
rocketry
roller side guard
Rothkos
rotor rheostat
rubber-tube
rumis
safe overrange
saleform
Scientific Linux
scouring force
sectionalise
security relevant data
shopping bags
skin and bone s
soft wipe
solar plage
spatial gradient
specific Helmholtz function
sunday-monday
textile motor
thawing water irrigation
through put capacity
time-critical
timed automata
ulcerative granuloma
valeriana stubendorfi kreyer
verp
viscosity reduction
zone transport