时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Einstein and God

爱因斯坦与上帝



Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."



爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝,他问道:“神啊,一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问:“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问:“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说:“请等一分钟。”



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aminobenzonitrile
arthrotec
automatic partition feeder
baker's garlic
Batuayau, Bukit
benavente
bizygomatic breadth
border matching
bovines
bronchocavernous
bushmeats
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conservative plate boundary
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ductilimeters
echeosis
economic nationalism
electric draw-bridge lock
electro-polarization
equilibrium model of species diversity
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feel hard done by
finned tube cooler
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folium simplicipinnatum
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fruitique
fuel-injection engine
Ganglion cochleare
genus Helvella
go on the razzle-dazzle
half track combine
high warp
hold-down nut
in-itself
inspection plan
inter-relate
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jesselton
kicking the bucket
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level prism
machine regulator
manualized
meaning in intension
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milan (milano)
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pelvic
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profiteer
pulse starting stability
quasi-disjunctive equality matrix
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soil conservation planning
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theory of power dependency
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ultrasonic welding inspection
unfumed
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