时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



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Achisay
aleohol phosphate
all nations
Amalec
analog-to-pulse converter
Andriyivka
approach continuous cab signaling
auric azide
axial natural frequency
back-plates
Bacterium melitense
balanced strain
barratry of the master
basicness
Benoto piling
biological rad equivalent
bisexualized
campling
chronic serpiginous corneal ulcer
circulating circle
climate comfort
closed feedwater heater
collagenases
Combophyllum
conchiod
conforming product
congressional debate
criminal fine
culminal
decaying pulse
Democratic Republic of Georgia
DL-lysine DL-aspartate
dosage for sugar boiling
drop biscuits
dust 'em off
ecological laboratory
ectocolostomy
Embden-Meyerhof-Parnas pathway(EMP)
engine-rooms
equalizing beam for counterweight
exercitive
furan(e) resin
Gabriel Tellez
genus Peltandra
given face
green space effect
gutter language
high-speed compaction
hypericifolia
Hyundai-Kia
Ichnocarpus polyanthus
ignipotence
incorrigibility
inlarge
inoment of resistance
intermediate level
internationally allocated band
intrinsic ionization energy
knock sb off his feet
Lewis Springs
lithomancers
long-spined
marlberries
masekela
micromodels
middle-pressure reactor
milboard
mishras
MONOTAXIDAE
Obrinskiy
octoblepharum albidum (l.) hedw
oiled canvas
originations
ozomatli
photobiologists
photoelectric length meter
plage
plicarcularia pullus
podded
polyopisthocotyleans
porcelli
ratchet bar
reverse position switch indicator
sales-driven
shaking
shinsen
Shirokostan, Poluostrov
sodium feldspar
solar radiant heat
spoornets
star observation
still-silent
streaming media
sulcatum
supertopic
suspend trading
tail lamps
tarika
twinning lamella
two-knife asymmetrical beam
yakfest