时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



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abstractive knowledge
Acanthopanax lasiogyne
allelochemics
alternating current/direct-current
an official residence
astronomical zenith
attenuation properties
bagascosis
bagrak
beholder
Beni-Ounif
bilateral exchange contract
Bilshausen
biomethylating
cabriole ferm?e
China tree
close ... eyes
collective recrystallization
complete cycle time
conical spring
cumarones
cutting gun
data collection and distribution
dence
denuded transect
dimidiata
Dinococcales
dislocation pipe
eurobin
facies superior
find out where one stands
float into one's mind
frecce
fulgens
gabbitas
gaseous fermentation
gays
Gleisweiler
Gogh, Vincent van
gundersen
halley comet
high-speed induction air conditioning system
horizontal relevance tree
hull outfitting
inherence
installation procedure
interest payment allowance
inverse method
joint rate control
key level control
knife-grinder's disease
large amounts of
late-bound
lunatum
mastoid simulator
meristematic tissue
Monel-lined
moonwalkers
Mutěnice
nanodosimetrically
Nervus hypogastricus dexter
non-magnetic cast iron
Nothing dries sooner than a tear.
O'Connor
ollite
orbitolinids
outlet geometric angle
patent country
phoniness
piperazinyl
pith-ray fleck
primordials
reciprocitarian
redyness
rescues
secondary homonym
self propelled model
seritterio
sheepishness
Smilax cocculoides
SOV language
spacetalk
speakeresses
static endurance
stop clause
stotting
supersonic combustion ramjet (scrj)
survival ability
symbiotic mixed culture
tail end shaft
toychests
TRMC
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trouser-bottoms
tubular cage extension
TV dot pattern
undershort
us -wear
us w
week days
Yārūt
zero-pressure state