时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."



一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
acetohexamide
ADJ adjacent
adogen
aeroresonator
air wall ionization chamber
artificial fission
assunta
Aungsaing
automated clearing house
avoidance test
be loose
bearing monitor
bioherm limestone
bipolar signal
blemmye
boundary value relation
brna
capilene
chemical printing
Chirita sclerophylla
chronic intestinal amebiasis
cocknifying
code selection algorithm
comestor
compleccione
coordinate index
court of the union
coverallss
decarbamylation constant
deconsolidate
diphetarsone-spiramycin
dispelling wind and dampness from the body
driving component
engine test cell
evetts
fan-coil unit
finite-length effect
fish and chipss
frizz 1, friz
fusils
grand teton national parks
hang in the scale
high-level structured programming language
highly pure indium antimonide single crystal
hot-headeds
hydropitchblende
in base
inactivated sera
jambs
kidcoms
knowledge engineering
Komsomol'sk-na-Amure
koponen
labeling requirement
lap-only
mall
mazzeo
melkors
melt adhesive
Merchant Navy Establishment Administration
mulberry rash
myxospore
nervi carotici externi
nipper knife
non-benzenoid aromatic compound
nucleus angularis
number-database operator
numerical invariant
optical aspherical surface
origin time
overlapping deficiency
pack bath
palm and needle whipping
particle classification
petitpas
petralonas
photon-meson interaction
pilement
pitch detecter
platform tunnel
pronominalizations
protective clothing
pseudochelerythrine
puzzleless
pythium mamillatum
rapidos
reach the end of one's rope
reactor channels
remedium corrigens
Rhododendron irroratum
rotor swept area
shipment approach
Sompting
standard equation
strategic air warfare
submicroscopical structure
Sumerologist
Tyrus
verticillaster
video rhythm
violencia
zone of rejuvenation