访谈录 2011-07-21&07-23 “莎莫”眼中的宠物

 -Do you have dogs? 







-I want a dog, so...







-Get a Husky. 







-I, I think that's gonna be too big of a dog for me though. 







-Do you still live in an apartment? 







-I don't. I just can't handle a dog that's... I want a dog that I can like...







-Put in your handbag? 







-Yeah, no, not in a handbag. I want, I want a small dog that has like a lot personality. 







-I've got a Jack 1 Russell. I will give you. 







-Why?







-Seriously. 







-Why do you want to give me your dog? 







-Eh, I don't want to give you mine. I got three dogs. And then I like two of them, and...







-You want to give me your bad dog? 







-He's not, she's not a bad dog. She's a Jack Russell. They are crazy. They are Irish. 







-What's her name? What's her name? 







-Her name is Marian. 







-Marian? 







-Yeah, yeah.







-That's your first problem. Well, just, you know, like Marian, it's a lot for her...







-What should I call her then? 







-I mean, two Silbo name. Marian is a great name for a person, but for a dog, I just feel like maybe...







-Well, like Rover? 







-Rover, Rover







-Rover







-Yeah. 







-I've tried to call her Rover, then she looked at me like I was crazy. 







-The damn has just been done. 







-Yeah, no, she's too crazy anyway. You don't want her in the house. She's nuts. They go crazy. Did you ever have a dog? 







-I have, I have. 







-What did you have?







-I had a widen Terrier growing. 







-I don't really know what that is. 







-Well... 







-Is it some kind of fancy Hollywood dog? Is that What it is? 







-No, it's like a Terrier, it's like a Terrier, but it's blond, it's like a blond terrier. 







-Oh.







-Which is really cute. 







-You could dye the Jack Russel, I will mind. Do you have no pets at all, that makes me sad. 







-I don't. I really want a pet. 







-You should have some kind of, something creepy and weird 2, like Brigitte Spider or something. Do you like spiders? 







-I want something cute, to hang out with and hug. 







-You got your husband, I mean, that man seems very nice. 







-He's cute, too. 







-Yeah, you hang out with him. You want some evil to hang out with, too. 







-Did your husband want a dog? 







-I mean, I don't know. I think so. 







-You guys should talk a little more. 







-Yeah, I think he wants a dog. 







-I think he was. I mean, you know, we are most awkward, less awkward boss, you know what I'm saying? 







-Yeah, he wants a dog. 







-Yeah, yeah. Of course he does. Yeah. 







-Absolutely. 







-You should adopt a dog. 







-Yeah, that's a good idea. 







-From another country. 







-OK. OK, where should I adopt a dog from? 







-Hum.







-France. 







-I would say, yeah, yeah,  because they are treated so badly over there. 







-But they are ver very cute. Right? They are like... 







-Is that the same way for cute? 







-I think it's like a little French putto with this pose like...Oh. 







-I like you called French putto. I got a French dog, one of my other dogs is French. 







-Really? Is she very naughty?







-Is she, she's not so naughty, but very faulty, so...







-She makes a lot of noise? 







-No, they are French. So it's more like...







-Really? 





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