时间:2018-12-11 作者:英语课 分类:万花筒2009年


英语课

Thousands of cars pass through the intersection 1 of Belmont in main street during the morning rush, and today they saw this, a sign upon a railway trestles that says "CALL CHAD". His phone number is on the sign, too. We are blotting 2 it out, so you don't call him. 


 


Upon  the bridge is a sign says "CALL CHAD", did you call Chad yet?


 


So, who is this Chad fellow?


 


Yes, I am. I'm Chad.


 


Chad is a St. Joseph's student who now realizes he was fooled on April Fool's day.


 


I had class at ten and my phone was ringing off the hook 3, all during class.


 


He's got a bunch of strange calls, and a bunch of even stranger text messages.


 


Is this a fairy tale? Are you my dream lover?


 


And then on his way home to Manayunk this afternoon, Chad finally realized what his knucklehead lacrosse teammate has done to him.


 


As soon as I came across Belmont, I was looking at that sign and I was like, oh, my God.


 


Of course “One good prank 4 deserves another.” Right? So when the original prankster showed up here for the interview. We gave him a little taste of his own medicine.


 


We nailed Matt on the fact the illegal sign was illegally hung on the railroad bridge.


 


We’re actually for the Philadelphia Police Department here to charge you with trespassing 5 on the trestles.


 


Oh, this is quite a surprise.


 


We had him go on for a second there, but really Matt’s only crime is good comedy. He and his co-conspirators apologize that the sign caused traffic problems and they apologize for Chad’s long lists of bizarre 6 texts.


 


Chad, looking for some loving?


 


Yeah, we've just given him a hard time, but he knows it’s the thing of good fun. It’s April Fools so, wouldn’t be a good time without it.


 



1 intersection
n.交集,十字路口,交叉点;[计算机] 交集
  • There is a stop sign at an intersection.在交叉路口处有停车标志。
  • Bridges are used to avoid the intersection of a railway and a highway.桥用来避免铁路和公路直接交叉。
2 blotting
吸墨水纸
  • Water will permeate blotting paper. 水能渗透吸水纸。
  • One dab with blotting-paper and the ink was dry. 用吸墨纸轻轻按了一下,墨水就乾了。
3 hook
vt.钩住;n.钩子,钩状物
  • The blacksmith forged a bar of iron into a hook.铁匠把一根铁条锻造成一个钩子。
  • He hangs up his scarf on the hook behind the door.他把围巾挂在门后的衣钩上。
4 prank
n.开玩笑,恶作剧;v.装饰;打扮;炫耀自己
  • It was thought that the fire alarm had been set off as a prank.人们认为火警报警器响是个恶作剧。
  • The dean was ranking the boys for pulling the prank.系主任正在惩罚那些恶作剧的男学生。
5 trespassing
[法]非法入侵
  • He told me I was trespassing on private land. 他说我在擅闯私人土地。
  • Don't come trespassing on my land again. 别再闯入我的地界了。
6 bizarre
adj.奇形怪状的,怪诞的
  • They saw a bizarre animal in the lake.他们在湖中看见一个奇怪的动物。
  • The building was of bizarre construction.这建筑构造奇异。
学英语单词
acromiocoracoid ligament
anelloni
backpedalling
balaenoptera borealiss
base of a topological space
basipodial
blowing my mind
body core
burgomastership
center rail
chromalloy
coaxial film bolometer
colen
college scholarship service
common columbine
condenser tester
contract area
corklike
crowdsensing
De Laval zinc process
deposit dose
didicoi, didicoy
Diels-Alder reaction
Dihydroxpestrone
EFV
elastic moduli
electronic controlled acoustic shadow system
erection reinforcement
ethylene dibromide
Eyri
Fellow of Chartered Accountants
file through
fluid sphere gyro
fluidized coating
Fork and Knife
frangulin a
full lips
Full Ratchet
Garth hill bed
get an edge over
gig-goers
gwydir
heat sensitivity
high fiving
IF (instruction fetch)
insufficient disclosure
insulating fibreboard
isamoltan
jinbuhuan Plaster
jumbo fiber
kamalas
ktu
latin quarters
leading screw lathe
leavenless
LOTTT
lutament
Maromokotro
maximum propulsive efficiency
micro-array
mid-eighties
mitrione
mountain-bikings
Myanma
naturer
navigation tunnel
non-linear Schrodinger equation
nonmalformed
nuclear neutron
nucleolus (bowman 1840)
obstruent
orobanchamine
palaeographer
pannaria leucophaea
passenger transport income
piecewise linear system
pilote
plataeas
postmerger
provid
pupusas
rentier states
roller end face
sacrit
saluenense
Shanahan
site preliminary works
snacot-fish
snap hammer
starting moment
state of registration of the ship
state-makings
stretton
sub-aggregate
submit competitive materials
time frames
tray culture
ultimate shearing strenngth
valvular endocarditis
with forked tongue
write - in candidate
zorils