时间:2018-12-11 作者:英语课 分类:万花筒2009年


英语课

Thousands of cars pass through the intersection 1 of Belmont in main street during the morning rush, and today they saw this, a sign upon a railway trestles that says "CALL CHAD". His phone number is on the sign, too. We are blotting 2 it out, so you don't call him. 


 


Upon  the bridge is a sign says "CALL CHAD", did you call Chad yet?


 


So, who is this Chad fellow?


 


Yes, I am. I'm Chad.


 


Chad is a St. Joseph's student who now realizes he was fooled on April Fool's day.


 


I had class at ten and my phone was ringing off the hook 3, all during class.


 


He's got a bunch of strange calls, and a bunch of even stranger text messages.


 


Is this a fairy tale? Are you my dream lover?


 


And then on his way home to Manayunk this afternoon, Chad finally realized what his knucklehead lacrosse teammate has done to him.


 


As soon as I came across Belmont, I was looking at that sign and I was like, oh, my God.


 


Of course “One good prank 4 deserves another.” Right? So when the original prankster showed up here for the interview. We gave him a little taste of his own medicine.


 


We nailed Matt on the fact the illegal sign was illegally hung on the railroad bridge.


 


We’re actually for the Philadelphia Police Department here to charge you with trespassing 5 on the trestles.


 


Oh, this is quite a surprise.


 


We had him go on for a second there, but really Matt’s only crime is good comedy. He and his co-conspirators apologize that the sign caused traffic problems and they apologize for Chad’s long lists of bizarre 6 texts.


 


Chad, looking for some loving?


 


Yeah, we've just given him a hard time, but he knows it’s the thing of good fun. It’s April Fools so, wouldn’t be a good time without it.


 



1 intersection
n.交集,十字路口,交叉点;[计算机] 交集
  • There is a stop sign at an intersection.在交叉路口处有停车标志。
  • Bridges are used to avoid the intersection of a railway and a highway.桥用来避免铁路和公路直接交叉。
2 blotting
吸墨水纸
  • Water will permeate blotting paper. 水能渗透吸水纸。
  • One dab with blotting-paper and the ink was dry. 用吸墨纸轻轻按了一下,墨水就乾了。
3 hook
vt.钩住;n.钩子,钩状物
  • The blacksmith forged a bar of iron into a hook.铁匠把一根铁条锻造成一个钩子。
  • He hangs up his scarf on the hook behind the door.他把围巾挂在门后的衣钩上。
4 prank
n.开玩笑,恶作剧;v.装饰;打扮;炫耀自己
  • It was thought that the fire alarm had been set off as a prank.人们认为火警报警器响是个恶作剧。
  • The dean was ranking the boys for pulling the prank.系主任正在惩罚那些恶作剧的男学生。
5 trespassing
[法]非法入侵
  • He told me I was trespassing on private land. 他说我在擅闯私人土地。
  • Don't come trespassing on my land again. 别再闯入我的地界了。
6 bizarre
adj.奇形怪状的,怪诞的
  • They saw a bizarre animal in the lake.他们在湖中看见一个奇怪的动物。
  • The building was of bizarre construction.这建筑构造奇异。
学英语单词
acceptance before reservoir impoundment
adrianii
aeronautical elastomechanics
agro-cement batcher
aleyrodiform
analyzing mirror
aneroid thermometer
anonymous program unit
arutyunov
association area of cerebral cortex
attached-growth biological process
automatic driller, automatic drilling control unit
b.arch.
balloon broadcasting
barman
beam -indexing tube
bedmates
Bellman equation
Besnier's prurigo
Big Job
biometrician, biometricist
buckminsterfullerence
calaber
Campo Redondo
Canalis centralis
captures
carpenter's screw clamp
caudal ray
closed gentian
commed
communications satellite system
congenital laryngeal spasm
deseeding
Dexium
divisions of the high court
drepanococcus chiton
Dynatra
electrinos
epidemic encephalitis type A
explosive funnel
Follina
forouth
Fraxinus ferruginea
Goryachiy Klyuch
hang one on
hoddydoddy
horizontal one-stage pump
hot-pressing
immunobeads
iowa crab apples
jet pump throat
johnsgard
knarr
kurt vonneguts
landscape fragmentation
light-footedness
limocrocine
micrografts
mjies
mobile systems equipment
mono-plate processor
MPDS
nceas
Neopilina
nicotins
Northern Norway
orthros
otter hair
outlet capacity
parabola mass-spectrograph
pass degree
pre-tradings
psittaciform
pure jam
Q-section
radar distribution switchboard
radial pit
remelted alloy
salt burst
seawrights
seguidilla (spain)
shunt signal
single hard error
sino-auricular opening
slash
solidified petroleum product
star post
stefani
Sutura sphenosquamosa
tabled joint
tape loop storage
tapping field motor
termination of employment
timing spring
Toghril Beg
traffic balance payable
truck sterilization room
vaginoperineoplasty
varuss
voided bonds
Witka circuit
zygomatico-sphenoid