时间:2018-12-11 作者:英语课 分类:万花筒2009年


英语课

Thousands of cars pass through the intersection 1 of Belmont in main street during the morning rush, and today they saw this, a sign upon a railway trestles that says "CALL CHAD". His phone number is on the sign, too. We are blotting 2 it out, so you don't call him. 


 


Upon  the bridge is a sign says "CALL CHAD", did you call Chad yet?


 


So, who is this Chad fellow?


 


Yes, I am. I'm Chad.


 


Chad is a St. Joseph's student who now realizes he was fooled on April Fool's day.


 


I had class at ten and my phone was ringing off the hook 3, all during class.


 


He's got a bunch of strange calls, and a bunch of even stranger text messages.


 


Is this a fairy tale? Are you my dream lover?


 


And then on his way home to Manayunk this afternoon, Chad finally realized what his knucklehead lacrosse teammate has done to him.


 


As soon as I came across Belmont, I was looking at that sign and I was like, oh, my God.


 


Of course “One good prank 4 deserves another.” Right? So when the original prankster showed up here for the interview. We gave him a little taste of his own medicine.


 


We nailed Matt on the fact the illegal sign was illegally hung on the railroad bridge.


 


We’re actually for the Philadelphia Police Department here to charge you with trespassing 5 on the trestles.


 


Oh, this is quite a surprise.


 


We had him go on for a second there, but really Matt’s only crime is good comedy. He and his co-conspirators apologize that the sign caused traffic problems and they apologize for Chad’s long lists of bizarre 6 texts.


 


Chad, looking for some loving?


 


Yeah, we've just given him a hard time, but he knows it’s the thing of good fun. It’s April Fools so, wouldn’t be a good time without it.


 



1 intersection
n.交集,十字路口,交叉点;[计算机] 交集
  • There is a stop sign at an intersection.在交叉路口处有停车标志。
  • Bridges are used to avoid the intersection of a railway and a highway.桥用来避免铁路和公路直接交叉。
2 blotting
吸墨水纸
  • Water will permeate blotting paper. 水能渗透吸水纸。
  • One dab with blotting-paper and the ink was dry. 用吸墨纸轻轻按了一下,墨水就乾了。
3 hook
vt.钩住;n.钩子,钩状物
  • The blacksmith forged a bar of iron into a hook.铁匠把一根铁条锻造成一个钩子。
  • He hangs up his scarf on the hook behind the door.他把围巾挂在门后的衣钩上。
4 prank
n.开玩笑,恶作剧;v.装饰;打扮;炫耀自己
  • It was thought that the fire alarm had been set off as a prank.人们认为火警报警器响是个恶作剧。
  • The dean was ranking the boys for pulling the prank.系主任正在惩罚那些恶作剧的男学生。
5 trespassing
[法]非法入侵
  • He told me I was trespassing on private land. 他说我在擅闯私人土地。
  • Don't come trespassing on my land again. 别再闯入我的地界了。
6 bizarre
adj.奇形怪状的,怪诞的
  • They saw a bizarre animal in the lake.他们在湖中看见一个奇怪的动物。
  • The building was of bizarre construction.这建筑构造奇异。
学英语单词
a biddy
adjust translate method
afro-north
agrium
alcohol-oxidoreductase
Allemands, Lac des
Ameree 150
analystical pure
androgenicity
annular rim
Ariana, Gouvernorat de
automotive engineer
brysk
bucatini
CCASS Internet System
circuit-breaker failure protection
coal-black
colish
colour television tubes
corleone
corundum sand
cytozoic parasite
data document
do you have children
dower and courtesy interests
dryers
Ekityki
electronic-tuning hysteresis
employee statistics
end of data marker
equivalent current source
esbjergs
fichter
Flu-Imune
folifidine
gas flow closing
generalized country risk
gyrohedron
harbourage
hard laid rope
independent agent
inhibit element
interluders
intrastromal
isocryptonurin
light support bracket
maqafs
metonimical
Mississaugans
molcohesion
monocytic leukemias
multi-purpose disk mill
Najas poyangensis
nasturtium
no-colours
nonproceduraloriented language
oirans
open flume water turbine
operating experience feedback
oversystematizes
paper-tape
pbis
perception domain
Pleasant Plains
Populus yunnanensis
postic
precepted
pregenomic
primary port
pupillary sphincters
purina
radar echo augmenter
RDGF
red fox
Reverdin's operation
rosecliff
RT (radiographic testing)
rubbaboo
rubus parvifloruss
set structure
singlechip
spring-trip shank
straight-jacket
strong equivalence principle
swallow's nest
telecardiology
temporal translation
ThyssenKrupp
tilaka
Timken steel
to reduce
towing tension
transition current
tuberculol
turbulent area
unknits
Vu Quang
window cleaning
window treatment
without a break of
worby
zymosthenic