时间:2018-12-11 作者:英语课 分类:万花筒2009年


英语课

Thousands of cars pass through the intersection 1 of Belmont in main street during the morning rush, and today they saw this, a sign upon a railway trestles that says "CALL CHAD". His phone number is on the sign, too. We are blotting 2 it out, so you don't call him. 


 


Upon  the bridge is a sign says "CALL CHAD", did you call Chad yet?


 


So, who is this Chad fellow?


 


Yes, I am. I'm Chad.


 


Chad is a St. Joseph's student who now realizes he was fooled on April Fool's day.


 


I had class at ten and my phone was ringing off the hook 3, all during class.


 


He's got a bunch of strange calls, and a bunch of even stranger text messages.


 


Is this a fairy tale? Are you my dream lover?


 


And then on his way home to Manayunk this afternoon, Chad finally realized what his knucklehead lacrosse teammate has done to him.


 


As soon as I came across Belmont, I was looking at that sign and I was like, oh, my God.


 


Of course “One good prank 4 deserves another.” Right? So when the original prankster showed up here for the interview. We gave him a little taste of his own medicine.


 


We nailed Matt on the fact the illegal sign was illegally hung on the railroad bridge.


 


We’re actually for the Philadelphia Police Department here to charge you with trespassing 5 on the trestles.


 


Oh, this is quite a surprise.


 


We had him go on for a second there, but really Matt’s only crime is good comedy. He and his co-conspirators apologize that the sign caused traffic problems and they apologize for Chad’s long lists of bizarre 6 texts.


 


Chad, looking for some loving?


 


Yeah, we've just given him a hard time, but he knows it’s the thing of good fun. It’s April Fools so, wouldn’t be a good time without it.


 



1 intersection
n.交集,十字路口,交叉点;[计算机] 交集
  • There is a stop sign at an intersection.在交叉路口处有停车标志。
  • Bridges are used to avoid the intersection of a railway and a highway.桥用来避免铁路和公路直接交叉。
2 blotting
吸墨水纸
  • Water will permeate blotting paper. 水能渗透吸水纸。
  • One dab with blotting-paper and the ink was dry. 用吸墨纸轻轻按了一下,墨水就乾了。
3 hook
vt.钩住;n.钩子,钩状物
  • The blacksmith forged a bar of iron into a hook.铁匠把一根铁条锻造成一个钩子。
  • He hangs up his scarf on the hook behind the door.他把围巾挂在门后的衣钩上。
4 prank
n.开玩笑,恶作剧;v.装饰;打扮;炫耀自己
  • It was thought that the fire alarm had been set off as a prank.人们认为火警报警器响是个恶作剧。
  • The dean was ranking the boys for pulling the prank.系主任正在惩罚那些恶作剧的男学生。
5 trespassing
[法]非法入侵
  • He told me I was trespassing on private land. 他说我在擅闯私人土地。
  • Don't come trespassing on my land again. 别再闯入我的地界了。
6 bizarre
adj.奇形怪状的,怪诞的
  • They saw a bizarre animal in the lake.他们在湖中看见一个奇怪的动物。
  • The building was of bizarre construction.这建筑构造奇异。
学英语单词
abdominal fistula
agricultural cooperative
American Chippendale furniture
Andzhiyevskiy
annealing crack
anoxemic
articulationes cuneonavicularis
as hard as a stone
asslike
at right angles to
attract away
Aurobismuthinite
Bazine
bellicous
bigrid valve
blew your own trumpet
Bothithong
bovine leukemia virus
brickhammer
busy oneself in
camera bay
Chukhung, Mt.
coal washing and dressing
Cochran boiler
color prejudice
concrete delivery pipe
conventional practice
core print seat
culcua simulans
De Frise ozonizer
deemsters
definitive hosts
desert survival
development sampling
dursun
elegist
Emiratized
empirical term
equipment performance
expense arising from outside-manu-facture
fascial rupture
flood boards
fragmentary equivalent form
genus alcelaphuss
ground inversion
gwendas
hepatic infarction
holding furnaces
hydrelatic
independent brewery
Indus-Ganges River Lowland
inflorescences
intramembranous
Krasninskiy
Linaria japonica
line grade
long-pending
malavenda
midborder
mudsled
Niemann
NLNE
open class
pageanteer
Palestine sunbird
palladium leak test
partially penetrating well
posit-else logical structure
postinsula
processing of electromagnetic signals
proembryos
radial planimetric plotter
ratio of operational tons to port's throughput
renin
resurrectee
row distance
scouting line
secretomotory
segmenta
sensitive line along a channel
simple sample
sky cavalry
skylit
speciality shop
St David's Day
stimulation in the sea
supervisorships
synonymical
technical requirements
temporary method
the second language
thro'
timber standard
Travers
trenke
tryptic bate
two negative charges
ultracentrifugal sedimentation velocity method
vapometallurgical process
visfatin
waveguide twists
younger generation