时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第一册


英语课

2 A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines 2 for Doing Schoolwork



My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.

Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide; Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment; ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

guideline 1 指导方针 policy 政策 per 每

assignment 作业 mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 电视指南



有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针

我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下

就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。

花十五分钟找作业;

花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业;

花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌,为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子;

花八分钟在洗手间里;

花十分钟找小吃;

花七分钟查看电视节目预告;

花六分钟告诉父母,老师从没解释过所布置的作业;

花十分钟坐在餐桌旁等妈妈或者爸爸来做作业



1 guideline
n.指导原则,指导方针,准则
  • They see the law only as a general guideline.他们视法律为一般的准则。
  • This is probably the most important interaction design guideline.这基本上是最重要的交互设计指导准则。
2 guidelines
n.指导方针,准则
  • The government has drawn up guidelines on the treatment of the mentally ill. 政府制订了对待精神病人的指导方针。
  • Planners seem a little uncomfortable with the current government guidelines. 规划师似乎不太接受现行的政府指道方针。
学英语单词
accessory thyroid glands
active border
andrew
angiological physiology
barium perchlorate
big-sky thinking
Bokito
bunker car
buoy-rope
calcium p-aminosalicylate
California laurel
cant scraper
card up one's sleeve
cash day
continuous vertical drying stove
controlled avalence device
cylindrical cutter head
diamondizes
durational verb
Edgewood Arsenal
effects microphone
engine case pad
eodosteoma
Errantia
erythematous stomatitis
fan-brake
friction saw machine
ganja
general capital
gotten a patent for
gummiferin
gundestrups
GUPCO
gymnocins
have the wolf by the ear
helmet-type hair dryer
herpes iris
hopings
house bee
hybrid vigour in wheat
iguanodon
kupferbleispath (linarite)
land drill
Laurasia old land
level measuring instrument
lipocorticoid
logic instruction set
loire-atlantiques
low pressure regulator
management education
messerschmidts
metrewave radar
mousework
multivariate t-distribution
navelwort
neidpaths
nickel-tungsten-calcium alloy
niobium stabilization
Nipigon
no shit sherlock
nonequidistant limits
nucamentaceous
off-campus
paddy-machine
peak-flood interval
phase-shift modulator
phasic contraction
piggles
porous-plug method
pro-people
processing source program statement
propellant charge
pyrethrin I
radioactive sand
ratio of males and females
relative pointing device
repastinate
reviviscence
Rodos Nisos
Seongnae-ri
ship's orders
spin lattice coupling
subsequent supervision
sulfur dioxide bleach
suppurative apoplexy
surez
tetrasyllables
three circle goniometer
top-slat iron
torpedo exploder mechanism
Tremelo
tube head
turbidity-producing material
underclocked
uniservo
urogenital membrane
user friendly
vasconray
virtual newsroom
wirewaters
wye switches
you snooze you lose