六人行FriendsMP3 6-9

The One Where Ross Got High

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Written by: Greg Malins
Transcribed 1 by: Eric Aasen


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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I抦 assuming mashed 3 potatoes) in a bowl.]

Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess who抯 coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

Chandler: Sidney Poitier? Hehheh.

[Chandler throws his coat on the couch]

Monica: (not amused by Chandler抯 joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.

Chandler: Oh! That抯 great, they haven 4抰 seen the place since I moved in!

[Monica goes to fiddle 5 with something on the table.]

Monica: Yeah, and y択now, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.

[Monica goes to the stove.]

Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why can抰 I tell them that we live together?

Monica: Because they don抰 know we抮e dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)

Chandler: Why haven抰 you told them?!

Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn抰.

Chandler: Why haven抰 you told them?! Wouldn抰 they be happy?!

Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I抣l see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

Chandler: Why wouldn抰 they be happy?

Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they don抰 like you. I抦 sorry.

Chandler: What? What? Why?!

Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof 6, or that you抮e really sarcastic 7, or that, y択now, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

Chandler: Is this why they don抰 like me or why you don抰 like me?

Monica: Look, I know that I should抳e told them. I know I shouldn抰 care what they think. I抦 sorry.

Chandler: Y択now, it抣l be okay. It抣l be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then we抣l tell 慹m.

Monica: You really think that抣l work?

Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didn抰 I?

Monica: (hugging Chandler) I don抰 think you抣l ever get my parents that drunk!

Opening Credits

[Scene: Joey and Janine抯, Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation. Chandler enters.]

Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! You抮e parents like me, right?

[Chandler goes to stand to the side of the TV.]

Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!

Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they don抰.

Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they don抰 like you.

Chandler: (annoyed) Do you know why?

Ross: I dunno, maybe it抯 because you抮e really sarcastic. Or maybe it抯 cause you uh-

Chandler: (angry) Well if people don抰 know they shouldn抰 just guess!

[Joey and Ross get annoyed with Chandler's outburst.]

Chandler: This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.

Joey: Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin?up, eh?

Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.

Joey: Well maybe I love ya?

Chandler: [mocks that last comment].

[Chandler starts to leave as Janine enters]

Janine [to Chandler]: Hey.

Chandler: Hey.

[Chandler exits]

Janine: Hey guys!

[Joey and Ross drop their video game controllers.]

Ross: (trying to act manly 8 in front of Janine) No I don抰 want to play video games, Joey!

Janine: Are you guys going to Chandler抯 for Thanksgiving?

Joey: Yeah! Yeah, why? What抯 up?

Janine: Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.

Ross: For real?

Janine: No, but you should go to Chandler抯. Because none of us knows how to cook, we抣l probably just end up drinking all day.

Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!

Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because it抯 my sister. But, uh, uh y択now actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.

Janine: (not sure of what to make of that) Okay.

[Janine leaves]

[Ross looks at Joey coyly.]

Joey: How you got three women to marry you, I抣l never know.

[Scene: Monica and Chandler抯, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]

Phoebe: Hey!

All: Hey!

Rachel: Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English trifle!

Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel抯 dessert is...[about to say 揵ad擼 so good that I eat all of it. There抯 none left for anybody else!

[Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laugh]

Monica: Nothing.

Rachel: (worried) Nothing?

Monica: No, sweetie, I-I trust you.

Rachel: So, if-if I mess this up, there抯 nothing else for dessert?

Monica: You抮e not gonna mess it up.

Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter抯 done?

Monica: Well, it抯 done about two minutes before it looks like that.

[Joey and Ross enter.]

Joey and Ross: Hey!

All: Hey!

Joey: Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!

Ross: And the place looks so nice!

Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!

The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!

Joey: Well, this has been great!

Ross: See ya!

[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]

Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Where抮e you goin?

Ross: Oh, oh, we did say we抎 stop by this little thing Joey抯 roommate is having.

Monica: Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?

Ross: Some would say she抯 attractive, yes.

Phoebe: And who else is going to be there?

Joey: Uh, some of her friends, yeah.

Rachel: Her dancer friends?

Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they抮e gonna be, be drinkin?and dancin, and we really wanna go!

Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!

Monica: You抮e not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you抮e gonna eat here!

Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.

Ross: Oh, but-but it is, uh, it抯 just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.

Joey: Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!

[Enter Jack 9 and Judy Geller]

Mrs. Geller: Hello everybody!

Mr. Geller: Hi!

All: Hi!

[Kisses and hugs are exchanged.]

Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is it抯 Chandler!

Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.

Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!

[Chandler goes to take off Jack抯 coat. He then notices little white flakes 10 on Jack抯 shoulders. He begins to wipe them off.]

Chandler: Whoa, snowing out there?

Mr. Geller: (angry) No.

[Time lapse 11. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]

Mr. Geller: Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.

[Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack.]

Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. There抯 no need to laugh and point.

[Monica rushes over to Chandler抯 side.]

Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.

Mr. Geller: My joke wasn抰 funny.

[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]

Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.

Rachel: Really?!

Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it抯 making me look at him totally differently. Y択now, I mean he used to be just, y択now 揓ack Geller Monica and Ross抯 dad?and now he抯 he抯 揓ack Geller, dream hunk."

[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!]

Rachel: I dunno. Y択now to me he抣l always be 揓ack Geller, walks in while you抮e changing.?

[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]

Monica: Y択now dad, Chandler is one of Ross抯 very best friends!

Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y択now I抳e always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.

Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?

[Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks.]

Chandler: (worried) He抯 the headliner of a gay burlesque 12 show.

[Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling 13 with her English trifle. Joey and Ross, anxious to leave and go to Janine抯 party, are egging her on to hurry up.]

Joey: Rach, you抮e killin?us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!

Rachel: (looking at her trifle) Look at it, isn抰 it beautiful?

Ross: Yeah, yeah, what is it?

Rachel: It抯 a trifle. It抯 got all of these layers. First there抯 a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something抯 wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

[Joey and Ross make confused faces.]

Ross: W-What was the one right before bananas?

Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird 14 to me, too. But then, y択now, I thought 搘ell, there抯 mincemeat pie,?I mean that抯 an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y択now. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?

Joey: Y-sure!

Rachel: (teasingly) And while I抦 gone don抰 you boys sneak 15 a taste.

Joey and Ross: (faking dissapointment) Okay.

[Rachel leaves]

Ross: Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!

[Ross goes to look in the magazine Rachel got her recipe from.]

Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?

[Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping 16 through the pages, only to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping 17 another, making two recipes look like one.]

Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!

Joey: (turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler!

Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd抯 Pie!

Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now she抯 gonna start all over! We抮e never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!

Ross: No, no, we will. We just won抰 tell her she messed up.

Joey: Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?

Ross: Yeah, it抣l be like a funny Thanksgiving story!

Joey: (shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting 18 stories are funny...

[Rachel enters]

Rachel: Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!

Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?

Rachel: No!

Joey: (frustrated) Still not hot enough!

[Joey leaves]

[Phoebe walks over to talk to Rachel.]

Phoebe: Rachel?

Rachel: Yeah?

Phoebe: Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldn抰 give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.

[We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch.]

[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]

Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.

Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.

Chandler: Oh, yes. Well it抯 very beautiful. It抯 cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don抰 mean tight, I mean it抯 not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]

Mr. Geller: What抯 the matter with him?

Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think he抯 stoned again.

Chandler: (shocked) What?

Monica: (shocked) What?

Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.

[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachel抯 old room.]

[Scene: Rachel抯 old room. It抯 pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls. Ross and Chandler enter.]

Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents don抰 like you.

Chandler: You do? Why?

Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore 19 year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.

Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?

Ross: I don抰 know, aheh, your抯 was the first name that-that popped into my head, I抦 I抦 sorry. I-I didn抰 think it would matter.

Chandler: How could it not matter?!

Ross: How was I supposed to know we抎 end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?

Chandler: What about all that 揻riends forever?stuff?

Ross: I don抰 know, I-I was all high.

Commercial Break

[Scene: Rachel抯 Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.]

Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!

Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!

Monica: Ross, I can抰 believe you抎 do that!

Chandler: The reason we haven抰 told them we抮e together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?

Ross: Okay, okay, I抣l tell 慹m it wasn抰 Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?

Monica: You! It抯 not like it抯 a big deal! You-you don抰 still do it or anything!

Ross: Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?

[Scene: Monica and Chandler抯, Time lapse. Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table. Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking. Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel抯 trifle. Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen.]

Monica: Dad, please don抰 pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if you抮e gonna put your feet up, why don抰 you sit on the-

Phoebe: Monica, leave him alone!

[Monica gives Phoebe a surprised expression and goes over to Ross and Chandler.]

Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine抯 friends are dancers?! And that they抮e going to be drinking alot!?

Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because it抯 so romantic.

Joey: Well you抮e whippin?so slow! Can抰 you do it any faster?

Rachel: Joey! Come on! I don抰 wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like 揙h, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle??

[Joey gives her an understanding look.]

Rachel: So why don抰 you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?

Joey: Oh I am!

[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]

Monica: Ross, if you don抰 tell them, then I will!

Ross: Okay, fine!

[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]

[Joey rushes over.]

Joey: Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?

Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can抰? Okay.

[Monica and Chandler make 揥hat was that??gestures. Joey and Ross go into Rachel抯 old room.]

[Scene: Rachel抯 old room, Ross and Joey enter.]

Joey: Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

Ross: What?! What is with everybody? It抯 Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!

Joey: Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they抮e all gonna?make fun of her, do you want that?

Ross: Okay, okay, we抣l just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)

Joey: (scolding) Dude, they抮e not objects.

[Ross makes a sorry face.]

Joey: Just kiddin,?I抣l talk to them, you distract Rach.

[Joey and Ross go back out into the main area.]

Ross: Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?

Rachel: Okay...

[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds.]

Rachel: What抯 up, Ross?

Ross: So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?

Rachel: Yeah!

Ross: And um...You look nice today.

Rachel: Oh no. No Ross, don抰 do this.

Ross: What?

Rachel: I just- I don抰 think us getting back together is a good idea.

Ross: (shocked) Eh?

Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Y択now? And it抯 probably really hard for you to be alone right now.

Ross: (cutting her off) You抮e alone.

Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you抮e [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-it抯 just not the time for us. I抦 sorry.

Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, can抰 blame a guy for trying!

[Inside Monica and Chandler抯. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]

Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that he抯 not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting 20 class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying 搈mm?and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?

Chandler: Yeah, I抦 not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

[Ross and Rachel re-enter.]

Joey: Rachel, there you are! Come on, let抯 serve that dessert already!

Rachel: Joey, you抮e gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don抰 get any dessert.

Joey: (happily) Really?

Rachel: No, I抦 just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it抯 trifle time!

Phoebe: So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn抰 it?

Rachel: It sure is.

Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?

Rachel: Beef.

Phoebe: I can抰 have any. You know I don抰 eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.

[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachel抯 old room, a smile on her face.]

Rachel: Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.

Monica: Really?

[Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion.]

Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!

Monica: Okay.

[Monica takes a bigger spoonful and a pea falls off]

Rachel: Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.

[Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite.]

Rachel: Well?

Monica: (faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! It抯 good!

Rachel: Really? How good?

Monica: It抯 so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one who抯 eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.

[Ross glares at Monica.]

[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]

All: (faking enjoyment) Mmm.

Chandler: (clearly lying and hating the dessert) Yeah, this is so good, that I抦 gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.

[Chandler exits to the balcony.]

Mrs. Geller: (lying) I抳e gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monica抯 room.

Mr. Geller: (also lying) I抣l help you dial.

[Jack and Judy exit to Monica抯 room.]

Monica: (again, lying) I抦 gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.

[Monica exits to the bathroom.]

Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.

[Rachel reaches for Ross抯 plate]

Ross: Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like he抯 going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.

[Rachel leaves to the balcony.]

Ross: It tastes like feet!

Joey: I like it.

Ross: Are you kidding?

Joey: What抯 not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.

[Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony.]

Rachel: ...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

[Chandler makes a fake "I know I couldn抰 believe it either" gesture.]

Chandler: (lying) Yes, but if it抯 any consolation 21, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

[Phoebe comes back from Rachel抯 old room.]

Phoebe: Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?

Phoebe: I dunno, let抯 see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.

Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!

Phoebe: Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass 2 for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.

[Jack and Judy come out of Monica抯 room and sit down on the couch.]

Mr. Geller: Boy, I抦 glad I wore the big belt today.

Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that would抳e floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.

[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]

Monica: Ross? Let抯 go.

Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

Monica: Alright, you know what? That抯 it. You抳e had your chance.

Ross: Wha-what?

Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!

Mr. and Mrs. Geller: What?!

Ross: (in a 5 year old抯 tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?

Mr. and Mrs. Geller: Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily.)

Ross: Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I抦 sorry.

Mrs. Geller: It was you?

Monica: And Dad, y択now that mailman that you got fired? He didn抰 steal your Playboys! Ross did!

[The Gellers stare at Ross. Ross looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look.]

Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn抰 break the porch swing, Monica did!

[The Gellers glare at Monica.]

[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings 22 like they抮e weirdos.]

Monica: Ross hasn抰 worked at the museum for a year!

[The Gellers glare at Ross.]

Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together!

[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]

[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a 搕ake that!?look.]

Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!

[The Gellers glare at Ross.]

Phoebe: (joining in) I love Jacques Cousteau!

Rachel: (reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I wasn抰 supposed to put beef in the trifle!

Joey: (pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo!

Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) That抯 alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you weren抰 supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I抦 sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.

Mr. Geller: And we kinda figured about the porch swing.

Mrs. Geller: Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?

Mr. Geller: What happened son?

Ross: I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!

Mrs. Geller: Chandler! You抳e been Ross抯 best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now you抳e taken on Monica as well. Well, I don抰 know what to say. You抮e a wonderful human being.

[Chandler is mega shocked!]

Chandler: Thank you!

Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I don抰 know what I抦 gonna do about the two of you!

Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) I抣l talk to them!

Closing Credits

[Scene: Monica and Chandler抯, Everyone is helping 23 clean the table.]

Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn抰 feel bad!

Monica: Well actually, I-I didn抰 eat mine. It抯 still in the bathroom.

Joey: No it isn抰, I ate that.

Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monica抯 bedroom.

Joey: Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.

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