这十大简单事，其实复杂到让你困惑

 　　这十大简单事，其实复杂到让你困惑

　　There are a lot of things in this world that people don’t understand because, hey, the world is a confusing place. But we can always take solace 1 in the fact that there are some really simple concepts and ideas out there that we can all understand. However, as is often the way with life, when you start to look closely at some of these concepts, you realize that you’ve opened a giant can of worms.
　　这世界上有许多事情人们都搞不明白，哎，因为这世界就是一个容易把人弄糊涂的地方。不过，有一些概念和观念还是挺简单的，我们都能理解。藉此，我们总能感到一丝宽慰。不过，当你开始仔细审视其中一些概念的时候，你就会意识到，它们的背后还隐藏着一连串极为复杂的问题。而在生活中，这是常有的事。
　　10 The Proof For ’1+1=2′ Is 300 Pages Long10 为了证明1+1=2，数学家用了300多页纸来计算The equation 1+1=2 is probably the very first bit of math that most of us learned, because addition and subtraction 2 are probably the simplest concepts in mathematics. If you have one apple and somebody gives you another, you have two apples. By the same logic 3, if you have two apples and someone takes one away, you only have one apple. It’s a universal fact of life that transcends 4 barriers like language or race. Which is what makes the following sentence so unbelievable: The proof for 1+1=2 is well over 300 pages long and it wasn’t conclusively 5 proven until the 20th century.
　　1+1=2这个等式或许是我们大多数人最先学到的数学知识，因为加法和减法也许是数学中最简单的概念。如果你有一个苹果，某人又给了你一个，那么你就有两个苹果。同样的逻辑，如果你有两个苹果，某人拿走了一个，那么你就剩一个苹果了。这是生活中普遍存在的一个事实。也许人们语言不通，种族不同，但他们都认同这一等式。正因为道理如此简单，才得使下面这句话令人难以置信：1+1=2的证明用了300多页纸，并且直到20世纪才被完全证实。
　　As Stephen Fry explains in this handy clip, in the early 20th century, Bertrand Russell wanted to conclusively prove that mathematics worked, so he decided 6 to start with the simplest concept we know of and went right ahead and proved 1+1=2. However, what sounds like an incredibly simple task actually took the mathematician 7 and philosopher 372 pages of complex sums. The mammoth 8 solution was published as Principia Mathematica across three volumes, which we invite you to read if you aren’t planning on doing anything for the next few weeks.
　　正如斯蒂芬?弗雷在这个有用的视频片段中所解释的那样，20世纪早期，伯特兰?罗素想要结论性地证明数学的原理，所以他决定从我们所知道的最简单的概念开始，然后再进一步深入，由此他证明了1+1=2。虽然这个任务听上去无比简单，却让这位数学家和哲学家用了372页纸来进行复杂的计算。这一繁杂的验证步骤发表在《数学原理》1上，贯穿全书全三卷的内容。如果接下来的几周你没有什么事情要做的话，我们推荐你去读一读这本书。
　　9 The Definition Of ‘Almost Surely’ Is A Mathematical Nightmare9 对“几乎必然”的定义是数学上的一个噩梦If we were to say that a given event was almost sure to happen, how would you explain that to a small child? Maybe you’d say that the event was practically guaranteed, but then you’d have to explain what “practically” meant in regards to that sentence, which would just confuse things further. It’s a tough question because the concept of something being “almost sure” to happen is so vague in and of itself.
　　如果我们说一个给定事件几乎必然要发生，你会如何向一个小孩子解释？也许你会说这件事几乎已经确定要发生，但稍后你还得解释在这句话中“几乎”是什么意思，而这会使事情更难理解。这是一个很难回答的问题，因为某件事“几乎必然”要发生的概念本身就是含糊不清的。
　　Luckily for us all, the concept exists within statistical 9 mathematics, which explains it fully 10. Unluckily, it’s incredibly intimidating 11 at first glance. To quote an online math textbook on the concept:
　　对我们来说幸运地是，这一概念存在于统计数学中，统计数学充分地解释了这一概念。可不幸地是，统计数学对这一概念的定义乍一看却极度让人生畏。引用一本在线数学教科书对此概念的定义：
　　“In probability theory, a property is said to hold almost surely if it holds for all sample points, except possibly for some sample points forming a subset of a zero-probability event.”
　　“在概率论中，如果除去一些可能构成一个零概率事件子集的样本点，其他的样本点都具有某种特性，那么我们就说这种特性是‘几乎必然’存在的。”
　　In more basic language, that essentially 12 means that even when an event has a 100 percent chance of occurring, it won’t necessarily occur. For example, if you flipped 13 a coin a million times, statistically 14, the odds 15 of the coin landing on heads at least once is essentially one. However, there is an infinitesimally small chance that the coin could land on tails every single time. So although the odds of the event happening are for all intents and purposes guaranteed, it is impossible to say that.
　　更通俗地来说，上述定义本质上意味着即使一个事件发生的几率为百分之百，它也不一定就会发生。比如，你将一个硬币抛一百万次，从统计学上来说，硬币落下时至少有一次是正面朝上的概率基本上是1。然而，每次抛硬币时都存在极小的概率-硬币落下时是反面朝上的。因而即使确定一个事件发生的概率为百分之百，也不可能说它就一定会发生。
　　8 Defining The Word ‘The’ Is Really Difficult8 给单词“The”下定义是一件十分困难的事儿The word “the” is one of the most commons words in the English language. It’s so ubiquitous that most of us have probably never stopped to think about how strange of a word it actually is.
　　单词“The”是英语中最常见的单词之一。它真的是太常见了，以至于我们大多数人也许从未曾停下来想一想，这个单词实际上是多么地奇怪。
　　As discussed here, it’s easily one of the most difficult words to explain to a non-native English speaker because it has such a massive range of applications, some of which are remarkably 16 odd when looked at objectively. To quote:“Why do we say, ‘I love the ballet,’ but not ‘I love the cable TV?’ Why do we say, ‘I have the flu,’ but not ‘I have the headache?’ Why do we say, ‘winter is the coldest season,’ and not ‘winter is coldest season?’ ”
　　正如这里所谈到的，由于“the”的用法十分广泛，而且客观地考虑，其中一些用法还非常奇怪，它是人们很难向非英语母语人士解释清楚的单词之一。引用《为什么人们很难给单词“the”下定义》（Why Is the Word the So Difficult to Define?）一文中的例子：“为什么我们说‘I love the ballet(我喜欢芭蕾)’而不说‘I love the cable TV(我喜欢有线电视)？’为什么我们说‘I have the flu(我得了流感)’而不说‘I have the headache（我头疼）？’为什么我们说，‘winter is the coldest season（冬天是最寒冷的季节），’而不说‘winter is coldest season？’”
　　Think about it-we use the word “the” in dozens of different situations and in reference to many different concepts, ideas, and objects interchangeably. We can use the word to refer to everything from a specific item to an abstract metaphorical 17 concept, and native speakers can instinctively 18 tell when it’s being used incorrectly without thinking about it.
　　想想吧-我们在许多不同的情境中交替使用“the”这个单词，用它来修饰许多不同的概念，观念或事物。从具体物品到抽象的隐喻概念，我们可以用这个单词修饰其中一切事物。当该词使用不当时，以英语为母语的人不需要思考就可以本能地指出。
　　As noted 19 in the linked article above, the dictionary itself lists almost two dozen different ways the word can be used in a sentence correctly, which makes an exact definition of the word that much more difficult to pin down. Don’t believe us? Try defining it yourself in the comments and let us know how it goes.
　　正如以上链接的文章（指Why Is the Word the So Difficult to Define?）所指出的，字典上列出的该单词在句中的正确用法有将近20种，这使得该单词的定义更为准确，却也使人们更难明晰其具体的含义。不相信我们？那么你自己试着定义一下吧，然后写在评论中，让我们看看你是怎么定义的。
　　7 There’s No Universally Accepted Theory On How Bikes Work7 关于自行车的工作原理，还没有普遍认同的理论Bicycles have existed for over 100 years, and since they were invented we’ve mastered land, sea, and air travel while making impressive headway into space. We have planes that can traverse the globe in a matter of hours, so you’d think that by now we’d have the humble 20 bicycle just about figured out. But oddly, that’s not the case.
　　自行车已经有100多年的历史了，并且自从自行车发明后，我们又掌握了水陆空交通，而且在太空探索方面也取得了令人印象深刻的进展。我们的飞机可以在若干小时内飞遍全球，因此，也许你会认为时至今日，我们差不多已经弄明白了毫不起眼的自行车的工作原理。但奇怪地是，事实并非如此。
　　As mentioned in this article, scientists have been arguing about how exactly they work, or more specifically, how they stay upright, almost since they were first invented. For a long time, the major theory was that the gyroscopic force of the wheels spinning kept bikes upright, but when scientists built a special bicycle with contraptions attached to it designed to counteract 21 any gyroscopic forces produced by the wheels, it stayed upright and no one could explain how.There are theories that the bike’s design allows it to steer 22 into a fall and thus correct itself, but they’re still just theories. And because bicycle dynamics 23 isn’t exactly an area of science into which researchers like to invest their time, it’s highly unlikely that we’ll know for sure anytime soon.
　　正如《我们仍不知道自行车的工作原理》（We still don’t really know how bicycles work）一文中提到的那样，自从人类发明自行车之初，科学家们就一直为自行车确切的工作原理，更具体地说-它们是如何保持平衡的而争论不休。很长时间以来，一种主要的理论是车轮旋转发出的回转力使得自行车保持平衡。但是后来科学家们制造了一辆特殊的自行车，在车上安装了奇妙的装置来抵消轮子所产生的回转力，自行车仍能保持平衡，没有人能解释这是为什么。还有理论称自行车的设计使其能够引导车子倾斜的方向2，进而作出调整，不过这些也只是理论。而且由于研究者们不太愿意将他们的时间花在自行车动力学这一科学领域，在未来很短的时间内，我们是不大可能知道自行车确切的工作原理的。
　　6 How Long Is A Piece Of String? It’s Impossible To Know6 一根绳子有多长？这是根本不可能知道的。
　　If someone was to give you a piece of string and ask you how long it was, you’d assume that answering them would be a fairly simple, if rather odd task. But how would you answer that person if they wanted to know exactly how long that piece of string was? That was something comedian 24 Alan Davies wanted to ascertain 25 for a BBC TV special aptly called How Long is a Piece of String? by posing the deceptively simple question to a group of scientists.
　　如果有人给你一根绳子，然后问你绳子有多长，你肯定会认为回答他们真是太简单了，尽管这个任务有些奇怪。但是如果这个人想要知道绳子的精确长度，你会怎么回答呢？这是在BBC一档特别电视节目中，喜剧演员艾伦?戴维斯想要弄清楚的问题，这档电视节目的名字很贴切，叫《一根绳子有多长》（How Long is a Piece of String?）。节目中，他把这个看似很简单的问题抛给了一组科学家。
　　The answer was, rather ironically, “it depends,” because the exact definition of how long something is depends on who you ask. Mathematicians 26 told the comedian that a piece of string could theoretically be of infinite length, while physicists 27 told him that due to the nature of subatomic physics and the fact that atoms can technically 28 be in two places at once, measuring the string precisely 29 is impossible.
　　相当滑稽地是，答案居然是“要视情况而定，”因为某样东西长度的准确定义也要根据被提问者而定。数学家们告诉这位喜剧演员，从理论上来说，一根绳子的长度可能是无限的。而物理学家们却告诉他说，基于亚原子物理学的本质和这样一个事实-从技术上讲，原子可以同时出现在两个地方，想要精确测量绳子的长度是不可能的。
　　5 Yawning
　　5 打哈欠
　　Yawning is a puzzling phenomenon. Even the simple act of talking about it is enough to make some people do it (some of you are probably doing it right now). There really is no other bodily function quite like it.
　　打哈欠是一个令人迷惑不解的现象。即使是仅仅谈论一下也足以使一些人打个哈欠（你们中的一些人也许现在正打哈欠呢）。真的没有什么其他的身体机能会像打哈欠一样具有传染性了。
　　Now, some of you reading this may be aware of the long-standing theory that the purpose of yawning is to keep us alert by forcing our bodies to take in an extra large gulp 30 of oxygen. That makes sense, because we mostly yawn when we’re tired or bored, situations where an extra burst of energy would come in handy.
　　此刻，也许你们当中的一些人想到了一个由来已久的理论：打哈欠的目的是通过迫使我们的身体吸入一大口氧气来使我们保持清醒。这么说是有道理的，因为当我们感到疲倦和无聊时，往往都会打哈欠。在这种情况下一股能量会补充进身体，进而振奋我们的精神。
　　The thing is, experiments have conclusively disproven that theory over the years. In fact, there is no universally agreed upon theory for why we actually yawn, even though everyone does it. A commonly accepted theory is that yawning actually cools down the brain, because various experiments have shown that one of the few things to actually change in the body during a yawn is the temperature of the brain itself.
　　可事实是，这些年来，实验已经完全否定了这一理论。实际上，尽管每个人都会打哈欠，可关于我们打哈欠的原因仍没有普遍认同的理论。一种人们广为接受的理论称打哈欠事实上能使大脑的温度下降，因为各种各样的实验已经说明当人打哈欠时，人体为数不多的变化之一就是大脑自身温度的下降。
　　As for why yawning is contagious 31, no one knows that either.
　　至于打哈欠为什么会传染，也没有人知道原因。
　　4 Left And Right Have Been Confusing Philosophers For Years4 “左”与“右”的问题已困扰哲学家们多年How would you explain the concept of left and right to someone who had no idea what those words meant? Would you explain it in terms of your relative position to a well-known stationary 32 landmark 33? Or maybe you’d think outside the box and refer to the rotation 34 of the Earth or something comparably massive and unchanging. But what if you were talking to an alien whose planet rotated differently to our own, or one who didn’t have eyes? It’s a question that has been intriguing 35 philosophers for years because, without an agreed upon point of reference, it’s incredibly difficult to define what left and right actually are.For example, consider the work of German philosopher Immanuel Kant, who once said, “Let it be imagined that the first created thing were a human hand, then it must necessarily be either a right hand or a left hand.”
　　你会怎样向一个完全不明白单词“左”和“右”意思的人来解释“左”与“右”的概念呢？你会根据一个众所周知的固定地标来确定你的相对位置进而来解释吗？又或者你也许会跳出固有思维模式，利用地球的自转或某些体积较大，相对不容易变化的事物来解释？但如果你谈话的对象是个外星人，而他的星球的自转方式和地球很不同，又或者他根本没有眼睛，你又怎么办呢？很多年以来，这个问题一直使哲学家们感到困惑，因为如果没有一个商定的参照点，要定义什么是左，什么是右实际上是极其困难的。比如，想想德国科学家伊曼努尔?康德的著作，他曾经说，“假设上帝最先创造出来的是一只人手，那么这只手必定可能是右手，也可能是左手。”
　　However, with only one hand, it’s impossible to explain which hand it is without another one present. Think about it for a second-right and left hands are clearly very different from one another, but if you were to describe them, the descriptions would be literally 36 identical because they’re the same. Only they aren’t because, as Kant himself put it, a left hand can’t fit into a right-handed glove, so there is a difference between them. However, said difference is practically impossible to put into words without the other hand being present.
　　可是，如果只有一只手，而没有另一只手的话，想要解释你所拥有的那只手是哪只手是不可能的。花一秒想一想-左手与右手显然是非常不同的。但如果你想用语言描绘它们，那么你的描绘将完全相同的，因为它们看上去是一样的。不过它们又是不同的，正如康德自己说的那样，左手是戴不上右手的手套的，因此它们之间是有不同之处的。然而，如果没有另一只手在，上述的不同是几乎不能用语言描绘的。
　　If you think we’re over-complicating this, we should point out that there is literally a 400-page book on the philosophy of right and left, aptly called The Philosophy Of Right And Left. That’s more pages than it took to work out 1+1=2.
　　如果你认为我们夸大了这一问题的复杂性，那我们应当指出，关于左和右的哲学还真有一本400多页的书，名字也很贴切，就叫《左与右的哲学》（The Philosophy Of Right And Left）这可比验证1+1=2所占的页数还要多。
　　3 We Enjoy Things For Reasons Other Than Enjoyment3 我们喜欢某些事物是出于理性而非快乐Enjoyment 37 is a weird 38 thing because it’s so subjective-for every person who loves a given food, song, or movie, there’s another person who adamantly 39 hates it. You’d think that the reason we enjoy things is because it feels good in some way, but scientists have conclusively proven that that’s only half the story.
　　快乐是一件很奇怪的事，因为它太主观了-每个人都有自己的喜好，一个人喜欢的食物，歌曲和电影，另一个人却打死也不会喜欢。你会认为，我们喜欢某些事物是因为在某种程度上，我们会感到愉悦，但是科学家已经完全证实这只是事实的一半。
　　For example, people can be fooled into thinking they love a certain food or wine just by telling them it’s really expensive. The same can be said for objects-people will instinctively choose an expensive product over a cheaper one purely 40 because of the price. Enjoyment is barely even a factor. In marketing 41, this is known as the “Chivas Regal effect,” named for the scotch 42 of the same name which saw sales explode after they simply raised the price of their product.
　　比如，只要告诉人们某种食物或酒非常昂贵，他们就会上当，认为自己真的喜欢这种食物或酒。对于物品，这也同样适用-天性使然，人们会选择昂贵的而不是便宜的产品，这纯粹是由于价格的缘故。快乐甚至仅仅是一个因素。在营销中，这被称为“芝华士效应，”是根据同名威士忌酒来命名的-仅仅在该公司提高其产品价格之后，销售量就激增了。
　　To further illustrate 43 the point, there’s a famous experiment where wine experts were fooled into thinking a cheap bottle of wine was an exceptional vintage just by switching the labels. Their enjoyment of the product wasn’t based on some deeply held love and appreciation 44 of wine-it was based entirely 45 on the fact that they were told it was good wine. Which, to be honest, is much easier.
　　为了进一步证明这一点，还有一个很著名的实验。在这个实验中，葡萄酒的标签被换掉，品酒专家就信以为真，将这种便宜的葡萄酒当作了一种顶级的葡萄酒。他们自这种产品而得的快乐并不是源于对酒根深蒂固的爱与欣赏-而是完全基于这样一个事实：有人告诉他们这种葡萄酒很好。坦白地讲，这要容易得多。
　　2 Some Mosquitoes Bite People Because Of Their Clothes2 一些蚊子咬人是由于衣服的缘故If you’ve ever been bitten by a mosquito, chances are someone nearby has given you a recycled explanation for why the insect decided to ruin your day. Maybe they said that you smelled good, or that you had a particular blood type, or maybe they just told you that your shirt makes you look like a victim. We’re not being facetious 46 with that list, by the way-they’re all things that scientists believe can cause mosquitoes to find you more attractive.
　　如果你曾经被蚊子咬过，周围的人很可能会不断地向你解释蚊子为啥会毁掉你的一天。也许他们会说你太好闻了，或者说你有特殊的血型，又或者只告诉你说你的衬衫使你看起来更像被攻击的目标。对于以上所列的这些原因，我们绝对不是开玩笑，顺便说一句-科学家认为所有这些因素都会使你更招蚊子。
　　As a recent Smithsonian article details, 20 percent of people seem to be strangely attractive to mosquitoes, and no one is really in agreement as to why. The simple answer would appear to be that it’s something in a person’s blood that attracts mosquitoes. However, it would appear that the mosquitoes are actually attracted by a chemical signal given off by the body. It’s present in around 85 percent of us-which also explains why some people seem invisible to mosquitoes-and it indicates what your blood type is.
　　正如最近发表于《史密森学会会刊》（Smithsonian）上的一篇文章详述的那样，有20%的人似乎对蚊子很有吸引力，这很奇怪，至于原因，人们仍莫衷一是。最简单的答案似乎是一个人血液中的什么东西会吸引蚊子。不管怎样，看起来蚊子实际上是被人体所散发的某种化学信号吸引来的。我们当中85%的人都会散发这种化学信号-这也解释了为什么蚊子对有的人“视而不见”-而且这也会暗示你的血型类型。
　　Another, stranger theory is that mosquitoes are naturally attracted to darker, more vivid colors. In other words, it’s actually been theorized-and in some cases shown-that mosquitoes will bite people because they like their shirt.
　　另一种更奇怪的理论是蚊子天生会被更深，更鲜亮的颜色所吸引。换句话说，这实际上已经形成了理论-一些例子说明-蚊子会咬人是因为它们喜欢这些人的衬衫。
　　1 Rock-Paper-Scissors Is The Most Serious Game In The World1 剪刀-石头-布是世界上最正经的游戏Nothing could be simpler than a game of rock-paper-scissors; it’s the easiest way to decide any argument because it’s basically just random 47 chance, right?
　　没有什么事儿比剪刀-石头-布这个游戏还要简单了；它是解决争论，作出决定最简单的方式，因为基本上来说它就是随机的，不是吗？
　　Well, not if the dozens of papers written about the subject are to be believed. The game has become a favorite research topic of psychologists because of how intertwined rock-paper-scissors is with subconscious 48 human responses and game theory. As a result, dozens of strategies exist to help players get an edge in the game-including playing blindfolded 49 to avoid being subconsciously 50 influenced by an opponent’s body language.
　　哦，如果人们相信以此为主题写就的几十篇论文的话，那就没这么简单了。由于剪刀-石头-布和人潜意识的反应以及游戏理论紧密相关，这个游戏已经成为心理学家们热衷的研究主题。于是，研究发现了可以帮助选手取得优势的几十种策略-包括玩儿时蒙住眼睛，以避免潜意识里受到对手肢体语言的影响。