英语语法：84 Sentence Length

Grammar Girl here.

Today's topic is sentence length. This episode was written by guest writer, Bonnie Trenga, author of The Curious Case of the Misplaced Modifier. I was glad to hear from those of you who enjoyed Bonnie's writing last week. I'll be back as the writer next week, but Bonnie and other guest writers may continue to fill in for me on occasion as I start working on my next book and head out this summer for my book tour.

Long Sentences

My dad has a memorable 1 poster in his bathroom: a diagram of a ridiculously long sentence by Marcel Proust. It’s from his masterpiece, À la recherche 2 du temps perdu (Remembrance of Things Past, also translated as In Search of Lost Time), and it starts thus: “Their honor precarious 3, their liberty provisional, lasting 4 only until the discovery of their crime; their position unstable 5....” Blah, blah, blah. I’ve examined it numerous times over the last two decades, but I’ve yet to finish wading 6 through all 958 words. At 150 words longer than this entire column, the sentence is just unreadable. Believe me, I’ve tried to stick with it till the end, but it’s impossible.

Sentence Fragments

I have to applaud Proust for being able to keep everything straight in that sentence—because he sure used a lot of semicolons, commas, clauses, and other tricks to lengthen 7 it. I suppose French literary geniuses didn’t take advantage of copy editors back then. Well, I’m going to suck it up and be the first to trim that monstrous 8 sentence. Here we go. “Their honor precarious, their sentence too long.” [Period.] Oh no! Now my honor is precarious. My crime has been discovered: Those seven words are an incomplete sentence, also known as a sentence fragment. Do you think Proust ever wrote one of those? Nah. Bet not.

All of this Proust talk is making me hungry for a madeleine, a small shell-shaped cake that had a starring role in In Search of Lost Time. I think we should go in search of the perfect length for a sentence. The long and the short of it is this: If you stuff in too many things, you’ve got an overly long sentence; if you leave out a subject, verb and/or object, you’re stuck with a fragment.

Finding the Proper Length

Proust’s enormous sentence is an anomaly, but long sentences certainly haven’t disappeared. These days, plenty of meandering 9 sentences roam through manuscripts. These behemoths suffer from too many “which,” “that” and “who” clauses; an overabundance of commas and semicolons; at least a few cases of “and” or “but”; and several sets of em dashes. When your readers try to wade 10 through such a sentence, they become lost amidst clauses and commas, and they give up before the sentence is finished.

Your readers are following a path you’ve laid out for them. Don’t try to be a turbo guide and make them traipse along too many side streets. They’ll become exhausted 11 and collapse 12. On the other hand, you don’t want to whisk readers along too quickly with too many incomplete sentences. They’ll feel as if they’ve missed something. Fragments call attention to themselves; if you overdo 13 them, you’ll annoy your readers.

Your tour group doesn’t like feeling fatigued 14 and frustrated 15, so you must morph into a better tour guide. Plan your excursion carefully and plot out a manageable route. Your trip’s core should consist mostly of medium-sized sentences. Budget for a few windy detours 16 that point out some fascinating facts, and make a couple quick stops in the sentence fragment department to keep participants alert. Whatever you do, don’t fall into a monotonous 17 medium-sized rhythm that anesthetizes your readers.

“Medium-sized” means minuscule 18 by Proust’s standards. Most sentences should contain no more than 30 or 40 words. Your readers just don’t have a very long attention span, and their feet tire easily. Back in Proust’s day, e-mail and TV didn’t exist to distract the public, so I guess readers were a hardier 19 bunch. They probably perambulated around town a bit more, too.

Finding and Fixing Long Sentences

If you've resolved to tame your inner Proust, I have a couple of suggestions. First, although Microsoft Word's Grammar Checker isn't known for its helpfulness, it does notice long sentences and sentence fragments. If Grammar Checker has filled your screen with squiggly lines, pay attention. It won’t fix your sentences, but it will help you identify them. Second, if you read your sentence but can’t remember what happened at the beginning, the sentence is too long. Have a madeleine while you rest and refresh your memory. After your tummy is full, you can chop up your sentence into manageable bits.

The best way to cut down a super-long sentence is to figure out your main points. (You’ve probably crammed 20 two or three main points into your long sentence.) Once you remember what they are, highlight each one with its own medium-sized sentence. Then deal with your leftover 21 crumbs 22. Once you’ve allotted 23 everything to its proper location on your tour, make sure everything fits together seamlessly. Then you can rest.

Administrative 24

This piece originally appeared in Writer's Digest, and was written by Bonnie Trenga. So it's her father who has the poster of the long Proust sentence. You can find more of her work at。。。 Bonnie is the the author of The Curious Case of the Misplaced Modifier, which takes similarly fun approach to grammar and which you can buy from a link on quickanddirtytips.com.

Questions and comments for me go to 。。。or the voicemail line at 206-338-GIRL. You can also read the full transcript 25 of this podcast at quickanddirtytips.com, where you can leave comments and check out the other great podcasts. This week The Mighty 26 Mommy is talking about what to do when your children are angels at home and monsters away from home.

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