自考英语综合一上册 lesson 11
时间:2018-12-01 作者:英语课 分类:自考英语综合一上册 课文+单词
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[00:02.69]The Joker(II)
[00:06.24]the stories went on even while the coffin 1 was being lowered into the grave 2.
[00:13.01]People held handkerchiefs to their eyes,
[00:17.76]but their tears were tears of laughter,not sadness.
[00:23.69]Afterwards,there was a funeral breakfast,not sadness.
[00:30.04]It was attended by twelve of Henry's closest friends.
[00:35.79]Henry Ground had asked his brother,Colin,to read out his will.
[00:42.24]Henry had been in debt all his life,hadn't he?
[00:47.20]What could he possibly have to leave in a will?
[00:52.27]Colin cleared his throat,"Ahem!If you are ready,ladies and gentlemen."
[00:59.72]Everyone settled down and waitedc silently.
[01:04.47]Colin opened that will,and began to read it out in a singsong voice.
[01:11.13]I,Henry Ground,being of sound mind...
[01:17.48]last will and testament 3...do hereby bequeath..."
[01:25.05]The legal phrases came out slowly one after another,
[01:31.01]and the audience grew impatient 4 to get to the important part.
[01:36.57]It came soon enough.When Colin announced that Henry Ground,though knownas a good-for-nothing
[01:45.53]had invested 5 his money very wisely,
[01:50.39]and was in fact worth at least three-quarters of a million,everyone gasped 6.
[01:58.33]But who was going to get it?Eyes narrowed and throats went dry.
[02:05.99]"You are all such dear friends of mine,
[02:11.13]"Colin went on reading out Henry Ground's words in a flat tone,which,
[02:17.98]if they weren't so interested,would have sent everyone to sleep,"
[02:24.14]that I cannot decide which of you to leave my money to."
[02:29.60]Colin paused.In the silence,you could have heard a pin drop.He went on,
[02:38.43]"So,dear friends,I have set you a little competition.
[02:45.51]Each of you in turn must tell the funniest joke he or she can think of,
[02:52.77]and the one who gets the most laughter will get all my money.
[02:59.25]Colin will be the judge of the best joke."
[03:03.20]"So,ladies and gentlemen,"said Colin,putting the will down on the table,"
[03:10.28]it's up to you now.
[03:13.52]Who will go first?May I suggest that you go in alphabetical 7 order of surnames 8
[03:20.78]The first person stood up and told a very funny joke about an Englishman 9
[03:28.04]who fell in love with his umbrella.
[03:32.01]When he finished,he was in tears of laughter,
[03:37.65]for he always laughed at his own jokes.
[03:42.09]The rest of the group remained dead silent.
[03:47.42]You could tell from their faces and their eyes that they found the joke funny,
[03:53.90]but not one of them was going to laugh,and give him the chance to win the competition
[04:02.36]The second told a story about a three-legged pig,
[04:07.54]which was so good that,some years later,a film company made a cartoon of it
[04:14.90]When she sat down,the others buried their faces in their handkerchiefs,
[04:21.75]coughed,pretended to sneeze,
[04:26.19]dropped pencils under the table--anything to cover up their laughter.
[04:33.92]And so it went on,joke after joke,the sort of jokes that make your sides ache
[04:44.19]And nobody dared to laugh.
[04:48.76]Well,by the time the last joke had been told,
[04:53.12]every one of the twelve was sitting perfectly 10 still,
[04:59.00]desperately holding in the laughter which was bursting to get out.
[05:05.06]Silence.Painful silence.
[05:10.91]Suddenly,Colin sneezed.A perfectly ordinary sneeze.
[05:17.47]Then he took out a large red handkerchief and blew his nose.Bbbrrrrrrrppp.
[05:25.41]That was enough.
[05:28.75]In no time,everyone was doubled up,tears streaming from their eyes,
[05:36.30]their shoulders rising and falling as wave after wave of laughter swept the crowd
[05:46.04]Of course,they were not just laughing at the sneeze,nor even at the twelve jokes
[05:54.51]No,they were laughing at themselves as they realized that Henry Ground
[06:02.16]had led them into his last,and the funniest,practical joke,
[06:09.42]setting their need to laugh against their desire for money.
[06:15.98]When,at long last,the laughter died down,Colin cleared his throat once more.
[06:24.63]"I have been practising that sneeze for a week or more."he said.
[06:30.87]"Henry's idea,of course,"he added,unnecessarily;
[06:36.75]all twelve guests realized they had been set up beautifully.
[06:41.79]"My friends,"the last paragraph of the will began,
[06:47.14]"forgive me,but I couldn't resist playing one last little joke on you.
[06:55.01]It's good to know that your love of laughter finally overcame your love of money
[07:03.16]Colin paused,letting the meaning of the words sink in.
[07:09.43]Then he read out the final part of the late Henry Ground's last will and testament
[07:17.89]"My friends,thank you for letting me have the last laugh.
[07:24.55]As for the money:because I love you all,
[07:29.80]my fortune will be divided equally among you.
[07:34.66]Enjoy your share,and think of me whenever you hear laughter."
[07:40.93]The group fell shilent.For the first time that day,
[07:47.28]there was a feeling of sadness in the air.
- When one's coffin is covered,all discussion about him can be settled.盖棺论定。
- The coffin was placed in the grave.那口棺材已安放到坟墓里去了。
- Marriage is the grave of love.婚姻是爱情的坟墓。
- This is a very grave matter indeed.这问题的确非常严重。
- This is his last will and testament.这是他的遗愿和遗嘱。
- It is a testament to the power of political mythology.这说明,编造政治神话可以产生多大的威力。
- He was so impatient that I could hardly hold him back.他是那样急躁,我简直拉不住他。
- With an impatient gesture he thrust the food away from him.他不耐烦地把吃的东西猛地推开。
- The money will be invested in managed funds. 这笔钱将投资于管理基金。
- He invested his lawyer with complete power to act for him. 他让律师全权代办。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- She gasped at the wonderful view. 如此美景使她惊讶得屏住了呼吸。
- People gasped with admiration at the superb skill of the gymnasts. 体操运动员的高超技艺令人赞叹。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
- Please arrange these books in alphabetical order.请把这些书按字母顺序整理一下。
- There is no need to maintain a strict alphabetical sequence.不必保持严格的字顺。
- Everybody called each other by their surnames. 大家相互之间都以姓氏相称。 来自辞典例句
- The author index has entries arranged in alphabetical order of author's surnames. 著者索引中有按著者姓氏字母顺序排列的著录。 来自辞典例句
- I was astonished that he was not an Englishman.我很惊讶,他竟不是英国人。
- She stared thoughtfully at the Englishman across the table.她若有所思地盯着桌子对面的那个英国人。