六人行FriendsMP3 7-19
时间：2019-01-01 作者：英语课 分类：六人行—第6-10季
英语课
The One With Ross and Monica抯 Cousin
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Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted 1 Cohen
Transcribed 2 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Central Perk 3, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition 4?
Joey: I抦 sorry, do I know you?
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Joey: Nothing, I抦 just practicing blowing you off because I抦 gonna be a big movie star!
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Joey: Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good.
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: Oh, it抯 this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It抯 really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese.
Phoebe: The next next?
Joey: Yeah, there抯 this guy from Chicago who抯 supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy抯 right after him. (Joey抯 cell phone rings and he answers it.) Hello!
Estelle: Joey! It抯 Estelle! I just talked to the casting people: they loved you!
Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!
Estelle: Yeah, they wanna see you again tomorrow.
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Estelle: There抯 just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: What抯 the matter?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
Monica: Wow!
Joey: I know! My grandmother抯 gonna see this!
Phoebe: Grandma抯 gonna have to get in line.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monica抯 now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing 5 in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: Hey, the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Monica: Yeah. But a part of me also can抰 wait 憈il it抯 over. Chandler and I have this pact 6 not to have sex again until the wedding.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Monica: Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us for a few days.
Ross: Cassie?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Ross: Wow, I haven 7抰 seen her for, like, forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes.
Monica: Ross, she抯 25 years old.
Ross: So what! I still have桸o you抮e probably right.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Phoebe: Yeah!
Monica: Subtle guys!
Phoebe: What?!
Monica: I know you抮e planning my surprise bridal shower.
Rachel: (laughs) Well okay梂ell don抰 ruin it! Just play along at least!
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Joey: I don抰 know! It抯 not like it抯 porn! This is a serious, legitimate 8 movie. Y択now? And the nudity is really important to the story.
Monica: That抯 what you say about porn.
Joey: You抮e right. Maybe I shouldn抰 even go on the call back.
Monica: No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude 9 scenes! I mean, the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
Joey: Well that抯 true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My character抯 catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. It抯 really sweet and-and tender.
Monica: Plus, everyone抯 gonna see your thing. (Giggles.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica抯 shower.]
Phoebe: Well, when can we have this shower?
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday?
Phoebe: Well that抯 only two days away. What is the other option?
Rachel: Yesterday!
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! We抮e done!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, this is impossible! We can抰 do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There抯 just too much to do! It抯 impossible! We can抰 do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: Rachel, calm down!
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. I抦 sorry. You抮e right, you抮e right.
Phoebe: (grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!
Rachel: Phoebe, I already, I already did.
Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: 4 o抍lock. Food?
Phoebe: Finger sandwiches and tea.
Rachel: Ooh great! Very Monica.
Phoebe: And chili 10!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Phoebe: Both!
Rachel: We抮e paying for this y択now.
Phoebe: Neither.
Rachel: Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?
Phoebe: Lusts 11 of the flesh.
Rachel: (pause) What?
Phoebe: I don抰 know. (Timidly) A cowboy theme?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Chandler: Y択now I抦-I抦 really glad we decided 12 not to sleep together before the wedding.
Monica: Oh boy, me too!
Chandler: Y択now I was thinking if we had a卆 big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours?
Monica: Yeah?
Chandler: Technically 13 we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy 14 and domineering?!
Monica: The wedding is off, sloppy 15 and immature 16!
Chandler: That抯 me! Come on!
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for their room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we can抰. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we抮e supposed to have lunch.
Chandler: Well, get rid of her, obsessive 17 and shrill 18.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who don抰 know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Chandler: (transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you!
Cassie: Nice to meet you too.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Cassie: Yeah.
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can抰 help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
Chandler: I抣l be right with you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Ross: What梬hy?
Monica: Because Purvy Perverson over here can抰 stop staring at her.
Ross: What?! Chandler, she抯 our cousin!
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It抯 called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monica抯 eyes.) Say something.
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Ross: Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.
Monica: She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Monica: Wafer thin ice!
[Scene: A Casting Director抯 Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Joey: Hey, I抦 back!
The Casting Director: Hi-hi Joey.
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call you. You didn抰 need to come down here today.
Joey: Oh great! Y択now I would抳e been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y択now, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didn抰 need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasn抰 that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks you抮e really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Joey: Wow! Sure! That抯 great!
The Casting Director: Oh, and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just so long as it抯 handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, there抯 one more thing. Uhh, uh it抯 really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic 19. Yeah, and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she抯 never seen a naked man who wasn抰 Jewish. So?(Laughs.)
Joey: So匴hat?
The Casting Director: So uh well, the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically 20, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what I抦 saying?
Joey: Yes!
The Casting Director: Okay.
Joey: No. What?
The Casting Director: An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be?
Joey: Barmitsvahed?
(The casting director shakes her head.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get to.]
Monica: So to get this part you can抰 be?
Joey: Nope.
Monica: But you are?
Joey: Yep.
Monica: But you told them you weren抰?
Joey: That抯 right.
Monica: Wow! Wow! And it抯 definitely all gone? There抯 nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Joey: I don抰 know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell 慹m you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Monica: Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to単row a turtleneck!
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently 21 tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I can抰 do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Monica: Unless!
Joey: Unless what?
Monica: Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.
Joey: Like what?
Monica: Well I抦 not sure yet, but umm, off the top of my head I抦 thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon 22 meat.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning.]
Phoebe: Hey! I抳e got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone抯 names in them and inside is everyone抯 individual birth stone.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still don抰 have a guest list.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know that抯 coming? Me. Are you?
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Rachel: Hey! What抯 up Mon?
Monica: Well uh, I抦 trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Rachel: Have at it.
Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won抰 work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That won抰 work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that won抰 work.
Rachel: Are you makin?him a sandwich?
Monica: No it抯 umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I抦 gonna go guys.
Phoebe and Rachel: Okay.
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monica抯 gone) We have to get her a present?!
Phoebe: Okay but look! Look at what I got! It抯 her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!
Rachel: Oh my God you抮e amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Phoebe: Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. (Holds up $40.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
Cassie: Hey Ross!
Ross: Hey!
Cassie: (hugs him) It抯 been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Ross: Oh. Oh, that抯 right. So-so you did see me that day, because it seemed like you didn抰.
Cassie: Ah yeah, sorry about that.
Ross: It抯 okay. Come, come on in.
Cassie: Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica抯 place was nice, but her fianc閑 sure stares a lot.
Ross: Oh.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And I抎 also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove 23, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway, Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah, I-I have a knack 24 for impressions.
Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.
Ross: Yeah桸o!!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she抯 eating.]
Ross: Cassie, how you-how you doin?on that卙ot dog.
Cassie: I抦 all done.
Ross: (quietly) Thank God.
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled 25 you 憈il you cried? (She laughs) We抮e probably too old to do that now.
Cassie: I抣l always remember that summer, because it抯 when I got all of these freckles 26. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap 27.)
Ross: (looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I抣l always remember that summer because that抯 when I realized that we are related.
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Ross: Well I抦, I抦 a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children would be.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, it抯 Monica抯 bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food.]
Phoebe: Hi!
Woman: Hi!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Woman: Oh thank you.
(The other woman declines.)
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, it抯 so nice to see you.
Woman: No.
The Other Woman: No thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Phoebe: Who the hell are all these people?
Rachel: Well, I don抰 know. I called all the people in Monica抯 phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Phoebe: Hmm, y択now there抯 another word for people like that: Losers!
(A woman approaches.)
Rachel: (to her) Hi! I抦 Rachel. This is Phoebe. I抦 the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Rachel: Ohhhh!
Woman: I抦 very interested to find out who抯 been doing her taxes these last four years.
Rachel: That抯 great!
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I don抰 know.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didn抰 tell her to come?!
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Rachel: No I wasn抰! You were supposed to tell her to come, and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Phoebe: Fine, I抣l go call her.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Joey: Wow! This looks great!
Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)
Joey: And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Joey: Thank God!
Monica: (to a whole group) Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable 28.
Joey: Ah.
Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede 29, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it抯 gonna shrink.
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that抯 really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why don抰 you go into your room and try these on and we抣l see梘et a better idea of what抯 gonna work.
Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird 30.
(He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door.)
Joey: Ow!
Monica: Toothpick?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Joey: The fruit roll up.
Monica: And?
Joey: Delicious.
Monica: Joey!
Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Joey: The Silly Putty! It抯 not so silly anymore!
(They hug.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine, as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn 31 in his lap.]
Ross: (in his head) She抯 your cousin. She抯 your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head she抎 think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Let抯 back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan抯 Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I抦 going in.
(They exchange looks, smile, and shrug 32 their shoulders before Ross suddenly lunges forward in an attempt to kiss her, but she expertly backs away.)
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesn抰 have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh haven抰 had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldn抰 have said anything.
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! It抯 Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Monica: For what?
Rachel: Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.
Phoebe: And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
Monica: You al-you already had it?
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don抰 have either.
Phoebe: We ruined everything.
Rachel: Ugh?
Monica: Well no, wait a minute, that抯 not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I don抰 even like!
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
Rachel: Surprise?
Phoebe: Sur-surprise.
Rachel: 匨onica.
[Scene: The casting director抯 office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Joey: And what抯 cool is, the character is from Naples, right?
The Director: Yeah.
Joey: My whole family抯 from Naples!
The Director: Oh that抯 great! Okay, well I抳e heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie?
The Casting Director: Joey, this is the awkward part.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y択now make sure I don抰 have any horrible scars or tattoos 33. Don抰 you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands, back up and looks down.) So there you go, that抯 me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey抯 legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there抯 a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Ending Credits
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens 34 for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I?(Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
Cassie: (noticing her) What?
Phoebe: (in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She抯 not your cousin!
End
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Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted 1 Cohen
Transcribed 2 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Central Perk 3, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition 4?
Joey: I抦 sorry, do I know you?
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Joey: Nothing, I抦 just practicing blowing you off because I抦 gonna be a big movie star!
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Joey: Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good.
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: Oh, it抯 this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It抯 really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese.
Phoebe: The next next?
Joey: Yeah, there抯 this guy from Chicago who抯 supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy抯 right after him. (Joey抯 cell phone rings and he answers it.) Hello!
Estelle: Joey! It抯 Estelle! I just talked to the casting people: they loved you!
Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!
Estelle: Yeah, they wanna see you again tomorrow.
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Estelle: There抯 just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: What抯 the matter?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
Monica: Wow!
Joey: I know! My grandmother抯 gonna see this!
Phoebe: Grandma抯 gonna have to get in line.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monica抯 now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing 5 in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: Hey, the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Monica: Yeah. But a part of me also can抰 wait 憈il it抯 over. Chandler and I have this pact 6 not to have sex again until the wedding.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Monica: Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us for a few days.
Ross: Cassie?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Ross: Wow, I haven 7抰 seen her for, like, forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes.
Monica: Ross, she抯 25 years old.
Ross: So what! I still have桸o you抮e probably right.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Phoebe: Yeah!
Monica: Subtle guys!
Phoebe: What?!
Monica: I know you抮e planning my surprise bridal shower.
Rachel: (laughs) Well okay梂ell don抰 ruin it! Just play along at least!
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Joey: I don抰 know! It抯 not like it抯 porn! This is a serious, legitimate 8 movie. Y択now? And the nudity is really important to the story.
Monica: That抯 what you say about porn.
Joey: You抮e right. Maybe I shouldn抰 even go on the call back.
Monica: No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude 9 scenes! I mean, the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
Joey: Well that抯 true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My character抯 catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. It抯 really sweet and-and tender.
Monica: Plus, everyone抯 gonna see your thing. (Giggles.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica抯 shower.]
Phoebe: Well, when can we have this shower?
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday?
Phoebe: Well that抯 only two days away. What is the other option?
Rachel: Yesterday!
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! We抮e done!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, this is impossible! We can抰 do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There抯 just too much to do! It抯 impossible! We can抰 do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: Rachel, calm down!
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. I抦 sorry. You抮e right, you抮e right.
Phoebe: (grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!
Rachel: Phoebe, I already, I already did.
Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: 4 o抍lock. Food?
Phoebe: Finger sandwiches and tea.
Rachel: Ooh great! Very Monica.
Phoebe: And chili 10!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Phoebe: Both!
Rachel: We抮e paying for this y択now.
Phoebe: Neither.
Rachel: Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?
Phoebe: Lusts 11 of the flesh.
Rachel: (pause) What?
Phoebe: I don抰 know. (Timidly) A cowboy theme?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Chandler: Y択now I抦-I抦 really glad we decided 12 not to sleep together before the wedding.
Monica: Oh boy, me too!
Chandler: Y択now I was thinking if we had a卆 big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours?
Monica: Yeah?
Chandler: Technically 13 we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy 14 and domineering?!
Monica: The wedding is off, sloppy 15 and immature 16!
Chandler: That抯 me! Come on!
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for their room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we can抰. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we抮e supposed to have lunch.
Chandler: Well, get rid of her, obsessive 17 and shrill 18.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who don抰 know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Chandler: (transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you!
Cassie: Nice to meet you too.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Cassie: Yeah.
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say can抰 help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
Chandler: I抣l be right with you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Ross: What梬hy?
Monica: Because Purvy Perverson over here can抰 stop staring at her.
Ross: What?! Chandler, she抯 our cousin!
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It抯 called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monica抯 eyes.) Say something.
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Ross: Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.
Monica: She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Monica: Wafer thin ice!
[Scene: A Casting Director抯 Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Joey: Hey, I抦 back!
The Casting Director: Hi-hi Joey.
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call you. You didn抰 need to come down here today.
Joey: Oh great! Y択now I would抳e been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y択now, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didn抰 need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasn抰 that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks you抮e really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Joey: Wow! Sure! That抯 great!
The Casting Director: Oh, and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just so long as it抯 handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, there抯 one more thing. Uhh, uh it抯 really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic 19. Yeah, and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she抯 never seen a naked man who wasn抰 Jewish. So?(Laughs.)
Joey: So匴hat?
The Casting Director: So uh well, the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically 20, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what I抦 saying?
Joey: Yes!
The Casting Director: Okay.
Joey: No. What?
The Casting Director: An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be?
Joey: Barmitsvahed?
(The casting director shakes her head.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get to.]
Monica: So to get this part you can抰 be?
Joey: Nope.
Monica: But you are?
Joey: Yep.
Monica: But you told them you weren抰?
Joey: That抯 right.
Monica: Wow! Wow! And it抯 definitely all gone? There抯 nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Joey: I don抰 know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell 慹m you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Monica: Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to単row a turtleneck!
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently 21 tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I can抰 do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Monica: Unless!
Joey: Unless what?
Monica: Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.
Joey: Like what?
Monica: Well I抦 not sure yet, but umm, off the top of my head I抦 thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon 22 meat.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning.]
Phoebe: Hey! I抳e got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone抯 names in them and inside is everyone抯 individual birth stone.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still don抰 have a guest list.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know that抯 coming? Me. Are you?
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Rachel: Hey! What抯 up Mon?
Monica: Well uh, I抦 trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Rachel: Have at it.
Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won抰 work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That won抰 work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that won抰 work.
Rachel: Are you makin?him a sandwich?
Monica: No it抯 umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I抦 gonna go guys.
Phoebe and Rachel: Okay.
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monica抯 gone) We have to get her a present?!
Phoebe: Okay but look! Look at what I got! It抯 her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!
Rachel: Oh my God you抮e amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Phoebe: Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. (Holds up $40.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
Cassie: Hey Ross!
Ross: Hey!
Cassie: (hugs him) It抯 been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Ross: Oh. Oh, that抯 right. So-so you did see me that day, because it seemed like you didn抰.
Cassie: Ah yeah, sorry about that.
Ross: It抯 okay. Come, come on in.
Cassie: Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica抯 place was nice, but her fianc閑 sure stares a lot.
Ross: Oh.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And I抎 also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove 23, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway, Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah, I-I have a knack 24 for impressions.
Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.
Ross: Yeah桸o!!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she抯 eating.]
Ross: Cassie, how you-how you doin?on that卙ot dog.
Cassie: I抦 all done.
Ross: (quietly) Thank God.
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled 25 you 憈il you cried? (She laughs) We抮e probably too old to do that now.
Cassie: I抣l always remember that summer, because it抯 when I got all of these freckles 26. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap 27.)
Ross: (looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I抣l always remember that summer because that抯 when I realized that we are related.
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Ross: Well I抦, I抦 a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children would be.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, it抯 Monica抯 bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food.]
Phoebe: Hi!
Woman: Hi!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Woman: Oh thank you.
(The other woman declines.)
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, it抯 so nice to see you.
Woman: No.
The Other Woman: No thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Phoebe: Who the hell are all these people?
Rachel: Well, I don抰 know. I called all the people in Monica抯 phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Phoebe: Hmm, y択now there抯 another word for people like that: Losers!
(A woman approaches.)
Rachel: (to her) Hi! I抦 Rachel. This is Phoebe. I抦 the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Woman: I was her accountant four years ago.
Rachel: Ohhhh!
Woman: I抦 very interested to find out who抯 been doing her taxes these last four years.
Rachel: That抯 great!
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I don抰 know.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didn抰 tell her to come?!
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Rachel: No I wasn抰! You were supposed to tell her to come, and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Phoebe: Fine, I抣l go call her.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Joey: Wow! This looks great!
Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)
Joey: And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Joey: Thank God!
Monica: (to a whole group) Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable 28.
Joey: Ah.
Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede 29, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it抯 gonna shrink.
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that抯 really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why don抰 you go into your room and try these on and we抣l see梘et a better idea of what抯 gonna work.
Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird 30.
(He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door.)
Joey: Ow!
Monica: Toothpick?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Joey: The fruit roll up.
Monica: And?
Joey: Delicious.
Monica: Joey!
Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Joey: The Silly Putty! It抯 not so silly anymore!
(They hug.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine, as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn 31 in his lap.]
Ross: (in his head) She抯 your cousin. She抯 your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head she抎 think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Let抯 back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan抯 Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I抦 going in.
(They exchange looks, smile, and shrug 32 their shoulders before Ross suddenly lunges forward in an attempt to kiss her, but she expertly backs away.)
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesn抰 have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh haven抰 had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldn抰 have said anything.
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! It抯 Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Monica: For what?
Rachel: Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.
Phoebe: And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
Monica: You al-you already had it?
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don抰 have either.
Phoebe: We ruined everything.
Rachel: Ugh?
Monica: Well no, wait a minute, that抯 not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I don抰 even like!
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
Rachel: Surprise?
Phoebe: Sur-surprise.
Rachel: 匨onica.
[Scene: The casting director抯 office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Joey: And what抯 cool is, the character is from Naples, right?
The Director: Yeah.
Joey: My whole family抯 from Naples!
The Director: Oh that抯 great! Okay, well I抳e heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie?
The Casting Director: Joey, this is the awkward part.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y択now make sure I don抰 have any horrible scars or tattoos 33. Don抰 you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands, back up and looks down.) So there you go, that抯 me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey抯 legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there抯 a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Ending Credits
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens 34 for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I?(Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
Cassie: (noticing her) What?
Phoebe: (in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She抯 not your cousin!
End
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vt.翻晒，撒，撒开
- The invaders gut ted the village.侵略者把村中财物洗劫一空。
- She often teds the corn when it's sunny.天好的时候她就翻晒玉米。
（用不同的录音手段）转录( transcribe的过去式和过去分词 )； 改编（乐曲）（以适应他种乐器或声部）； 抄写； 用音标标出（声音）
- He transcribed two paragraphs from the book into his notebook. 他把书中的两段抄在笔记本上。
- Every telephone conversation will be recorded and transcribed. 所有电话交谈都将被录音并作全文转写。
n.额外津贴；赏钱；小费；
- His perks include a car provided by the firm.他的额外津贴包括公司提供的一辆汽车。
- And the money is,of course,a perk.当然钱是额外津贴。
n.(对志愿艺人等的)面试(指试读、试唱等)
- I'm going to the audition but I don't expect I'll get a part.我去试音，可并不指望会给我个角色演出。
- At first,they said he was too young,but later they called him for an audition.起初，他们说他太小，但后来他们叫他去试听。
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
- After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
- They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
n.合同，条约，公约，协定
- The two opposition parties made an electoral pact.那两个反对党订了一个有关选举的协定。
- The trade pact between those two countries came to an end.那两国的通商协定宣告结束。
n.安全的地方，避难所，庇护所
- It's a real haven at the end of a busy working day.忙碌了一整天后，这真是一个安乐窝。
- The school library is a little haven of peace and quiet.学校的图书馆是一个和平且安静的小避风港。
adj.合法的，合理的，合乎逻辑的；v.使合法
- Sickness is a legitimate reason for asking for leave.生病是请假的一个正当的理由。
- That's a perfectly legitimate fear.怀有这种恐惧完全在情理之中。
adj.裸体的；n.裸体者，裸体艺术品
- It's a painting of the Duchess of Alba in the nude.这是一幅阿尔巴公爵夫人的裸体肖像画。
- She doesn't like nude swimming.她不喜欢裸泳。
n.辣椒
- He helped himself to another two small spoonfuls of chili oil.他自己下手又加了两小勺辣椒油。
- It has chocolate,chili,and other spices.有巧克力粉，辣椒，和其他的调味品。
贪求（lust的第三人称单数形式）
- A miser lusts for gold. 守财奴贪财。
- Palmer Kirby had wakened late blooming lusts in her. 巴穆·柯比在她心中煽动起一片迟暮的情欲。
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
- This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
- There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
adv.专门地，技术上地
- Technically it is the most advanced equipment ever.从技术上说，这是最先进的设备。
- The tomato is technically a fruit,although it is eaten as a vegetable.严格地说，西红柿是一种水果，尽管它是当作蔬菜吃的。
adj.爱发号施令的，作威作福的
- She turned me off with her bossy manner.她态度专橫很讨我嫌。
- She moved out because her mother-in-law is too bossy.她的婆婆爱指使人,所以她搬出去住了。
adj.邋遢的，不整洁的
- If you do such sloppy work again,I promise I'll fail you.要是下次作业你再马马虎虎，我话说在头里，可要给你打不及格了。
- Mother constantly picked at him for being sloppy.母亲不断地批评他懒散。
adj.未成熟的，发育未全的，未充分发展的
- Tony seemed very shallow and immature.托尼看起来好像很肤浅，不夠成熟。
- The birds were in immature plumage.这些鸟儿羽翅未全。
adj. 着迷的, 强迫性的, 分神的
- Some people are obsessive about cleanliness.有些人有洁癖。
- He's becoming more and more obsessive about punctuality.他对守时要求越来越过分了。
adj.尖声的；刺耳的；v尖叫
- Whistles began to shrill outside the barn.哨声开始在谷仓外面尖叫。
- The shrill ringing of a bell broke up the card game on the cutter.刺耳的铃声打散了小汽艇的牌局。
a.真的，真正的；可靠的，可信的，有根据的
- This is an authentic news report. We can depend on it. 这是篇可靠的新闻报道, 我们相信它。
- Autumn is also the authentic season of renewal. 秋天才是真正的除旧布新的季节。
ad.sincerely真诚地
- Gina: And we should give him something 2 authentically Taiwanese. 吉娜：而且我们应该送他有纯正台湾味的东西。
- A loser is one who fails to correspond authentically. 失败者则指那些未能做到诚实可靠的人。
adv.显然地；表面上，似乎
- An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
- He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。
n.午宴，午餐，便宴
- We have luncheon at twelve o'clock.我们十二点钟用午餐。
- I have a luncheon engagement.我午饭有约。
n.林子，小树林，园林
- On top of the hill was a grove of tall trees.山顶上一片高大的树林。
- The scent of lemons filled the grove.柠檬香味充满了小树林。
n.诀窍，做事情的灵巧的，便利的方法
- He has a knack of teaching arithmetic.他教算术有诀窍。
- Making omelettes isn't difficult,but there's a knack to it.做煎蛋饼并不难，但有窍门。
（使）发痒( tickle的过去式和过去分词 )； （使）愉快，逗乐
- We were tickled pink to see our friends on television. 在电视中看到我们的一些朋友，我们高兴极了。
- I tickled the baby's feet and made her laugh. 我胳肢孩子的脚，使她发笑。
n.雀斑，斑点( freckle的名词复数 )
- She had a wonderful clear skin with an attractive sprinkling of freckles. 她光滑的皮肤上有几处可爱的小雀斑。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- When she lies in the sun, her face gets covered in freckles. 她躺在阳光下时，脸上布满了斑点。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.皮带，带子；v.用带扣住，束牢；用绷带包扎
- She held onto a strap to steady herself.她抓住拉手吊带以便站稳。
- The nurse will strap up your wound.护士会绑扎你的伤口。
adj.（尤指食物）易腐的，易坏的
- Many fresh foods are highly perishable.许多新鲜食物都极易腐败。
- Fruits are perishable in transit.水果在运送时容易腐烂。
n.表面粗糙的软皮革
- I'm looking for a suede jacket.我想买一件皮制茄克。
- Her newly bought suede shoes look very fashionable.她新买的翻毛皮鞋看上去非常时尚。
adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的
- From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
- His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。
n.爆米花
- I like to eat popcorn when I am watching TV play at home.当我在家观看电视剧时，喜欢吃爆米花。
- He still stood behind his cash register stuffing his mouth with popcorn.他仍站在收银机后，嘴里塞满了爆米花。
v.耸肩(表示怀疑、冷漠、不知等)
- With a shrug,he went out of the room.他耸一下肩，走出了房间。
- I admire the way she is able to shrug off unfair criticism.我很佩服她能对错误的批评意见不予理会。
n.文身( tattoo的名词复数 )；归营鼓；军队夜间表演操；连续有节奏的敲击声v.刺青，文身( tattoo的第三人称单数 )；连续有节奏地敲击；作连续有节奏的敲击
- His arms were covered in tattoos. 他的胳膊上刺满了花纹。
- His arms were covered in tattoos. 他的双臂刺满了纹身。 来自《简明英汉词典》