六人行FriendsMP3 711-12
时间：2019-01-01 作者：英语课 分类：六人行—第6-10季
英语课
The One With All The Cheesecakes
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Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed 1 by: Eric Aasen
With Help from: Aaron Howard-Miller
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica抯, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eating cheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.]
Chandler: Ohh. Mmm.
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Chandler: Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.
Rachel: Oh, y択now I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I?Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)梂ow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Rachel: Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.
Chandler: I梟o! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.
Rachel: Why, why not?
Chandler: Because it's too delicious.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate 3, (Reading the label) Momma抯 Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, I抦 a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh, I抦 sorry, what?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk 4, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day at work. Y択now I抦 in a coma 6? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out I抦 not brain dead.
Chandler: So?
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, it抯 just my character that抯 not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Phoebe: Absolutely!
Joey: I抣l see you at 8:00.
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
Chandler: Oh, what抯 at 8:00?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Phoebe: Duly noted 7.
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Ross: Cousin Frannie抯 wedding, it's tomorrow night.
Monica: You were invited?!
Ross: No.
Monica: My God, I can抰 believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!
Chandler: Well, maybe since the age of 9, Frannie抯 made some new friends.
Ross: Well l-look okay, it抯 probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that y択now when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadn抰 have stopped her, there probably wouldn抰 even be a wedding to go to.
Ross: Y択now, she tried to undress me too.
Chandler: I used to undress my cousin Glenn. (Monica looks at him then shushes him.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing Monopoly as Phoebe enters angrily.]
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Rachel: Umm, I think he抯 still out. What抯 wrong?
Phoebe: Well, I抣l tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, can抰 make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Phoebe: Oh that抯 a nickname we were trying out.
Ross: Hey, y択now what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: Oh! Here抯 Joseph Francis!
Joey: Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!
Phoebe: So what?! That doesn抰 give you the right to ditch me!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Ross: Phoebe he抯 right, that is the rule.
Phoebe: I don抰 accept this rule. When we make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can抰 just be a way to kill time 憈il you meet someone better! Y択now boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
Joey: Wow! I抦 so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Phoebe: Well, it does.
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? I抦 sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! I抣l pay for myself!
Phoebe: Okay, you wore me down.
Ross: Hey Joe, while you抮e over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Joey: The Ross桰s that back?!! (Chandler motions no.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]
Rachel: Hi!
Chandler: Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, what抯 the problem?
Chandler: I can抰 seem to say goodbye.
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Chandler: Well I抳e forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Rachel: It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker 9 crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling?(Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva 10!
Chandler: (closing the box) Y択now what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: Yeah and we抣l drop it off downstairs so that we抮e not tempted 11.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Rachel: Momma抯 Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. (They exit with the cheesecake.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
Joey: Awww! Mel Torme died.
Monica: Joey, that paper抯 like a year old!
Joey: Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goody抯 sale is over?!
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently 12 it wasn抰 a mistake. Ahh, there抯-there抯 limited seating in the hall.
Monica: Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person!
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesn抰 know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you would抳e turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling 13.
Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame 14 excuse! That抯 not the reason she抯 not inviting 15 me!
Ross: Oh what抯 the big deal?! I wasn抰 even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and y択now what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then we抣l-we抣l leave early as a sign of protest.
Monica: Joan?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. She抯 an assistant professor in the Linguistics 17 department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn抰 invited and you got "and guest?!"
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross抯 behalf. I-I think the rule applies here y択now, since she has a chance to get on broad back?
Ross: (interrupting) Not broad backed!
Monica: Wait a minute, y択now, you抮e bringing me!
Ross: What? I can抰 cancel on Joan!
Monica: Why not?!
Ross: Bec桪id you not hear me?! She抯 an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? They抮e wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Monica: Because! She抯 my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! We抮e family y択now? Well that抯 important to me.
Ross: Okay, all right, I抣l take you. I抣l go call Joan. (Does so.)
Joey: Aww that抯 nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding, happiest day of her life.
Monica: (laughs) We抣l see.
[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel抯 building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]
Chandler: Well, thank you for lunch.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didn抰 pay, I thought you paid!
Chandler: So apparently we just don抰 pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Chandler: Mrs. Braverman must be out. (They move closer to it.)
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe she抣l be gone for months.
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don抰 want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Chandler: Well, we don抰 want that.
Rachel: No, so we抮e protecting her.
Chandler: But we should take it.
Rachel: But we should move quick.
Chandler: Why?
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Chandler: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Rachel grabs the cheesecake and they take off upstairs.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! That抯 David!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Phoebe: Oh, you say someone抯 name enough, they turn around.
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Aren抰 you supposed to be in Russia?
David: Yeah, I抦 just, I抦 just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
Phoebe: Well?Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Phoebe: Yeah.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession 18 to make?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didn抰 know whether I should call or not, y択now I-I was only in town for a few days. And y択now, I didn抰 want to intrude 19 on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you and梑ut I didn抰 know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Well, of course I would want to see you. I匢 think about you all the time.
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Phoebe: Really?
David: I mean, there抯 a statue in Minsk?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
David: That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-it抯 actually of Lenin. But, y択now at certain angles?
Phoebe: Yeah.
David: Umm, anyway匘o you want to have dinner tonight?
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
David: (disappointed) Oh. Uh, what?
Phoebe: I can抰. I can抰 believe I have plans, I can抰. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y択now, next time you抮e in Minsk umm?
Monica: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. (They go over and talk.)
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
Monica: So! He抣l understand!
Phoebe: No he won抰. And that抯 not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now y択now what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I don抰 have my principles, I don抰 have anything!
Monica: God, you are so strong.
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!
Chandler: I抦 full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I抣l regret it.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey!
Joey: (seeing what they抮e doing) What do you got there?
Rachel: Oh it抯 umm, it抯 tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: Huh? Uh?(He starts taking off his pants.)
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, I抳e got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Chandler: That抯 what Monica said.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think she抯 trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
[Scene: Cousin Frannie抯 Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering and finding their table.]
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Monica: Limited seating my ass 16. Let抯 see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
The Wedding Guest: Hi!
Monica: I抦 Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom 20?
The Wedding Guest: Oh, I used to work with Frannie.
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! I抦 a relative and I didn抰 get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Ross: (To Monica) Stop saying, "Blood" to strangers.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Monica: Okay, you抮e fine.
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
The Waiter: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and water抯 fine.
The Waiter: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay.
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
Joey: Yeah, this slow roasted salmon 21, just how slow are we talkin?here?
The Waiter: It抯 uh, it抯 already been roasted.
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Oh Joey, we抳e heard the specials three times! Okay? There抯 prime rib 2, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster 22 ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
The Waiter: Actually we抮e out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joey抯 menu under his arm.)
Joey: Oh well, that changes everything! (Grabs his menu and starts looking at it again. The waiter leaves.) Y択now what Pheebs?
Phoebe: Huh?
Joey: You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, I抦 very wise. I know.
Joey: Y択now-y択now what I really want?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Y択now? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
The Waiter: (returning) Any progress?
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Joey: What抯 the rush? What?
Phoebe: W-w桰 just梚t抯 that桰 have梱択now I have-I have an appointment. And it抯 very important.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: Well?It抯 a date.
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn抰 schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Phoebe: Come on Joey, don抰 make me feel badly about this.
Joey: No, I抦 gonna!! That抯 right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin?out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you抮e doing the same thing!
Phoebe: That桰t抯 not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he抯 very special to me.
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Phoebe: She was?
Joey: Well, she graduated from high school!
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Y択now what? I don抰 have time to convince you because he抯 only here for four hours, and I抦 gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Joey: Fine!
Phoebe: Yeah!
Joey: Fine!
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin?here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
Phoebe: Hey!
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn抰 think you were coming.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldn抰 miss this.
David: Well, I抦 very glad you抮e here. (Kisses her hand.)
Phoebe: Oh, you抮e such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! We抮e going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating the cheesecake and Chandler enters and catches her in the act.]
Chandler: Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!
Rachel: (with a mouthful) Mm-mmm. (Nods no.)
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks 24 of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are dessert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Chandler: Y択now what? I don抰 trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and I抦 takin?it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: What?! What?!
Chandler: Oh yes!
Rachel: Wait a minute!
Chandler: Oh yes!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you don抰!
[Cut to Chandler and Monica抯 as they enter.]
Chandler: Oh yes! Oh yes!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! We抮e gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Chandler: Well that抯 not fair, you抳e already had some!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then y択now what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Rachel: Okay! (Grabs a knife and cuts it in half.) All right, pick a half.
Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh?There抯 more crust on this side. Y択now? So, maybe if I measured?
Rachel: Oh for God sake just pick a piece!
Chandler: All right, I抣l pick that one. (Points.)
Rachel: That抯 also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and don抰 come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast. (As she抯 saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Chandler: (gloatingly and holding his piece) Ohhh!
Rachel: Okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and don抰 come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my?(Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
[Scene: Cousin Frannie抯 Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone, as a woman approaches.]
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Ross: Oh, hey Aunt Millie.
Aunt Millie: Isn抰 it a beautiful wedding?!
Ross: Yes, yes it is. It抯 uh?(Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter.)
Monica: Here抯 Frannie. Hmm, won抰 she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and greet Frannie.)
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn抰 bring you here so you can ambush 25 her.
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to mom.
Ross: That bitch! (He gets up and they go over to ambush Frannie. Monica taps on Frannie抯 shoulder.)
Frannie: (turning around) Monica! What?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Ross: (to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations.
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! What梂hy wouldn抰 you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannie抯 husband walks up.) Stuart!
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Ross: So it抯 really a question of who could you have possibly done.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and he抯 saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I can抰 miss my flight.
Phoebe: Are you sure? I抣l bet there抯 another flight to Minsk in like?
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Phoebe: That抯 really beautiful. What does it mean?
David: Please, clean my beakers. I don抰 get out of the lab much.
Phoebe: That抯 good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
David: Yeah, I?Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldn抰 because y択now, I卙ave to leave.
Phoebe: You抮e right! You抮e right. Don抰 say it.
David: I-I do though.
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, now抯 not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, I抦 not gonna yell at you. I just y択now, started thinking about you and David and I卹emember how bummed 26 you were the first time he left. And I just?Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: No I抦 not okay. The only guy I抳e ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never匢 may never see him again. (Crying.)
Joey: Hey, y択now you could always visit him.
Phoebe: Oh right, like they抮e gonna let me have a passport.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Phoebe: Well桞ut桸ow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation 27 of sub-atomic particles y択now before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
Joey: I can give it a shot.
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage 28 what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! There抯 a piece that doesn抰 have floor on it!
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Rachel: Hey, come on now!
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)
Ending Credits
[Scene: Cousin Frannie抯 Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]
Monica: Oh wait I forgot my wrap.
Ross: What? Oh, okay. Wait here. (Goes to get it, but before he gets there Aunt Millie sits down on it forcing him to pull it out from behind her which gets her attention.)
Aunt Millie: Hi sweetie! Are you leaving?
Ross: Well?
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
(Ross hesitates then leans down trying to get her to kiss his cheek, but she moves his head around and kisses him on the lips again.)
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monica抯 wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned 29.)
End
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The One Where They抮e Up All Night
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Written by: Zack Rosenblatt
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: The Building抯 Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. They抮e looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, that抯 realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Monica: (looking up) Ross, when抯 this comet thing start?
Ross: Well, technically 30 it started seven billion years ago?(Well, technically you抎 be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up and leave.)
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, I抣l stop! No teaching, okay? We抣l just watch the pretty light streaking 33 across the sky. (Comets don抰 streak 32 across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Who抯 official name is Bapstein-King.
All: Okay! Okay! (They start to leave again.)
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn抰 Mother Nature amazing?
Chandler: (looking up with her) That抯 a plane!
Phoebe: Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that抯 pretty amazing too.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: No. No, you can抰.
Tag: What?
Rachel: Oh I don抰-I don抰 know.
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn抰 it?
Joey: (looking through his binoculars 34 at a nearby building) Y択now what else makes you wonder?
Ross: Huh?
Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)
Opening Credits
[Scene: The Roof, continued from earlier.]
Monica: Okay, we抳e been out here for two hours and we haven 23抰 seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler抯 getting chilly 35. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Chandler: (with a quivering voice) No, I抦 not!
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monica抯 jacket?
Chandler: Because it抯 flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think we抮e gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh! I won抰 say, 憂o?to a movie!
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Phoebe: Shh! Get me out of here.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: What?
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey抯 standing 36.)
Joey: No! No-no. Look, there抯 a bug 37 stuck in tar 5 right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)
Ross: Joey come桰 can抰 believe桰 bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature抯 most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs 38 stuck in tar and-and some woman!
Joey: (standing up) Y択now, there抯 two women dude.
Ross: Show me where?
Joey: Right-right up here. (Starts looking at them through a piece of pipe.)
Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey where抯 the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: (annoyed) I don抰 know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Ross: Joey!
Joey: What?! All right桯ey! Don抰 look at me! You抮e the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
Ross: It抯 called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? (Joey starts to groan 31.) Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer 39!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler抯 bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandler抯 sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (whispering) Monica!
Monica: She抯 sleeping.
Chandler: I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what抯 going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: Sorry, I just卌an抰 sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans 40.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I抦 like?Fake snores.)
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please don抰 be a space ship. Please don抰 be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that it抯 the smoke detector 41 that抯 beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration 42 she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can?
Smoke Detector: Beep!
Phoebe: Don抰 interrupt me!!
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
Joey: Come on!
(Ross gets fed up with Joey抯 banging and stops him by pulling him away from the door.)
Ross: I can抰 believe this!!
Joey: All right well, y択now匢 guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don抰 have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We抮e stuck up on the roof and we can抰 get down!!!
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasn抰 finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But don抰 worry! We抮e gonna go down the fire escape!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug 43 of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) I抦 sorry, I thought maybe I抎 make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: With a wok 44? (Chandler抯 holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Chandler: It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, I抦 up anyway.
Chandler: Hey, y択now what we can do? Y択now, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, y択now like we did when we were first going out. It抎 be fun!
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
Chandler: That抯 correct.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? It抯 a little more comfortable.
Tag: Sure.
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that it抯 not working.)
Rachel: No seriously, y択now the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Tag: What contracts?
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don抰 get.
Tag: Like what?
Rachel: Y択now, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! I抦 serious! This isn抰 funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Tag: Rach, I抦 sorry, but you didn抰 give me any contracts!
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn抰 want to seem too bossy 45.
Tag: I抦 telling you, you never gave them to me.
Rachel: Y択now what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Rachel: No! Come on its late, we抮e not gonna go down to the office.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldn抰 want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks her hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging 46 on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won抰 budge 47.]
Joey: All right, it won抰 go down any further. It抯 stuck.
Ross: Ugh. Well, we抮e just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we抮e gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird 48 brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there厃ou go up to the roof and you let me in.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, you抣l be fine! It-it抣l be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y択now? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won抰.
Joey: What if I smack 49 my head on the concrete?
Ross: Well, I抦 not gonna lie to you Joey, it抯 a possibility.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I don抰 know Ross! I-I tell you what, let抯 flip 50 to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Oh, all right. (Joey flips 51 the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?
Joey: No.
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I抦 not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition 52 tomorrow and I can抰 go if I break my leg.
Ross: Well I抦 not jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won抰 have a father if-if I die!
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like we抮e even!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do?(She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek 53 to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating 54 from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
Monica: Okay, here抯 your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Chandler: (startled) What? What? What?
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I抦 sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
[Scene: Rachel抯 Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but I抦 telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I抦 talking about! You have to be organized! You抳e got newspapers! You抳e got magazines! You got桹hh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: It抯 my sister.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces 55. Anyway y択now what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder 56 with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Commercial Break
[Scene: Rachel抯 outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Tag: It抯 not here.
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don抰 you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: I don抰 know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It抯 not a perfect world! Just go please.
Tag: Fine.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don抰 get it.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully 57 awake.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Chandler: Yeah! You?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesn抰 respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as we抮e both up?
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope you抮e not thinking about cleaning the living room.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Man, I抦 starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Y択now, y択now I抦 lookin?and I don抰 think anyone抯 home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y択now explain later.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No one抯 home?
Ross: I don抰 think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there?(Joey nods his disapproval 58.)
[Scene: Phoebe抯 apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken 59 a now sleeping Monica.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex卆nd you fell asleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, that抯 not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Monica: Okay. Okay, I抦 ready. Come on big fella!
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Don抰 fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesn抰 move as he gets out of bed and as he抯 heading for the door.) And I probably won抰 spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, I抦 up! I抦 up!
[Scene: Rachel抯 outer office, she抯 returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh?(She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) 協air enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Still no luck.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no it抯 not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesn抰 see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Tag: Well, it抯 not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Rachel: (thinks) Y択now, I don抰-I don抰 know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her shoulder at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because she抯 still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every 慻ood?boss.) Y択now what? I抦 not even going to gloat. I抦 just really relieved this whole thing is over.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Tag: I did not!
Rachel: Oh really? So you抮e saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it. As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector抯 wail 60.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!
Phoebe: (scared) Fire alarm? (She opens the door to reveal a fireman holding the blanket with the smoke detector.) Oh! Hi, officer梖ireman, can-can I help you?
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Phoebe: That抯 not mine.
The Fireman: Yes it is.
Phoebe: How do you know?
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don抰 wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
Phoebe: Okay do you桹kay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
The Fireman: Please reattach this, it抯 against the law to disconnect them.
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
The Fireman: There抯 a reset 61 button under the plastic cover.
Phoebe: There抯 a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) There抯 a reset button! My God! Why didn抰 I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won抰 move and Ross is watching from above.]
Ross: Okay, do-do you have a good grip?
Joey: Yeah!
Ross: Okay, I抦 going to start climb down you now.
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we抮e face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we抮e-we抮e butt 8 to face.
Joey: I think face to face.
Ross: I would say that.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Joey: All right.
(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey抯 chest.)
Joey: (grunting) Oh my?How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I抦 still carrying a little holiday weight.
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey抯 torso, but that doesn抰 work very well and he抯 forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross抯 crotch.)
Joey: Y択now, when we talked about face to face, I don抰 think we thought it all the way through.
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)
Ross: Hi.
Joey: Hi.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Ross: It抯 still looks pretty far!
Joey: It抯 not that far! Just drop!
Ross: Do not rush me!!
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joey抯 legs.)
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin?to come down and I抦 not wearing any underwear!
(Ross panics and falls off, dropping to the ground with a huge crash.)
Ross: Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I桹oh, a quarter!
Ending Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they抮e cuddling.]
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can抰 believe that I抳e only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Chandler: Well, you抮e not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes?
Monica: Really?!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I抣l get the furniture polish!
(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)
End
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Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed 1 by: Eric Aasen
With Help from: Aaron Howard-Miller
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[Scene: Chandler and Monica抯, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eating cheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.]
Chandler: Ohh. Mmm.
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Chandler: Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.
Rachel: Oh, y択now I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I?Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)梂ow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Rachel: Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.
Chandler: I梟o! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.
Rachel: Why, why not?
Chandler: Because it's too delicious.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate 3, (Reading the label) Momma抯 Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, I抦 a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh, I抦 sorry, what?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk 4, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day at work. Y択now I抦 in a coma 6? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out I抦 not brain dead.
Chandler: So?
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, it抯 just my character that抯 not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Phoebe: Absolutely!
Joey: I抣l see you at 8:00.
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
Chandler: Oh, what抯 at 8:00?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Phoebe: Duly noted 7.
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Ross: Cousin Frannie抯 wedding, it's tomorrow night.
Monica: You were invited?!
Ross: No.
Monica: My God, I can抰 believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!
Chandler: Well, maybe since the age of 9, Frannie抯 made some new friends.
Ross: Well l-look okay, it抯 probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that y択now when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadn抰 have stopped her, there probably wouldn抰 even be a wedding to go to.
Ross: Y択now, she tried to undress me too.
Chandler: I used to undress my cousin Glenn. (Monica looks at him then shushes him.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing Monopoly as Phoebe enters angrily.]
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Rachel: Umm, I think he抯 still out. What抯 wrong?
Phoebe: Well, I抣l tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, can抰 make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Phoebe: Oh that抯 a nickname we were trying out.
Ross: Hey, y択now what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (Monica shakes her head in disgust.)
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: Oh! Here抯 Joseph Francis!
Joey: Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!
Phoebe: So what?! That doesn抰 give you the right to ditch me!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Ross: Phoebe he抯 right, that is the rule.
Phoebe: I don抰 accept this rule. When we make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can抰 just be a way to kill time 憈il you meet someone better! Y択now boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
Joey: Wow! I抦 so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Phoebe: Well, it does.
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? I抦 sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! I抣l pay for myself!
Phoebe: Okay, you wore me down.
Ross: Hey Joe, while you抮e over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Joey: The Ross桰s that back?!! (Chandler motions no.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]
Rachel: Hi!
Chandler: Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, what抯 the problem?
Chandler: I can抰 seem to say goodbye.
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Chandler: Well I抳e forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Rachel: It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker 9 crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling?(Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva 10!
Chandler: (closing the box) Y択now what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: Yeah and we抣l drop it off downstairs so that we抮e not tempted 11.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Rachel: Momma抯 Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. (They exit with the cheesecake.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
Joey: Awww! Mel Torme died.
Monica: Joey, that paper抯 like a year old!
Joey: Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goody抯 sale is over?!
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently 12 it wasn抰 a mistake. Ahh, there抯-there抯 limited seating in the hall.
Monica: Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person!
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesn抰 know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you would抳e turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling 13.
Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame 14 excuse! That抯 not the reason she抯 not inviting 15 me!
Ross: Oh what抯 the big deal?! I wasn抰 even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and y択now what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then we抣l-we抣l leave early as a sign of protest.
Monica: Joan?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. She抯 an assistant professor in the Linguistics 17 department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn抰 invited and you got "and guest?!"
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross抯 behalf. I-I think the rule applies here y択now, since she has a chance to get on broad back?
Ross: (interrupting) Not broad backed!
Monica: Wait a minute, y択now, you抮e bringing me!
Ross: What? I can抰 cancel on Joan!
Monica: Why not?!
Ross: Bec桪id you not hear me?! She抯 an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? They抮e wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Monica: Because! She抯 my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! We抮e family y択now? Well that抯 important to me.
Ross: Okay, all right, I抣l take you. I抣l go call Joan. (Does so.)
Joey: Aww that抯 nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding, happiest day of her life.
Monica: (laughs) We抣l see.
[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel抯 building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]
Chandler: Well, thank you for lunch.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didn抰 pay, I thought you paid!
Chandler: So apparently we just don抰 pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Chandler: Mrs. Braverman must be out. (They move closer to it.)
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe she抣l be gone for months.
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don抰 want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Chandler: Well, we don抰 want that.
Rachel: No, so we抮e protecting her.
Chandler: But we should take it.
Rachel: But we should move quick.
Chandler: Why?
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Chandler: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Rachel grabs the cheesecake and they take off upstairs.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! That抯 David!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Phoebe: Oh, you say someone抯 name enough, they turn around.
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Aren抰 you supposed to be in Russia?
David: Yeah, I抦 just, I抦 just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
Phoebe: Well?Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Phoebe: Yeah.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession 18 to make?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didn抰 know whether I should call or not, y択now I-I was only in town for a few days. And y択now, I didn抰 want to intrude 19 on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you and梑ut I didn抰 know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Well, of course I would want to see you. I匢 think about you all the time.
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Phoebe: Really?
David: I mean, there抯 a statue in Minsk?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
David: That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-it抯 actually of Lenin. But, y択now at certain angles?
Phoebe: Yeah.
David: Umm, anyway匘o you want to have dinner tonight?
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
David: (disappointed) Oh. Uh, what?
Phoebe: I can抰. I can抰 believe I have plans, I can抰. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y択now, next time you抮e in Minsk umm?
Monica: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. (They go over and talk.)
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
Monica: So! He抣l understand!
Phoebe: No he won抰. And that抯 not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now y択now what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I don抰 have my principles, I don抰 have anything!
Monica: God, you are so strong.
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!
Chandler: I抦 full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I抣l regret it.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey!
Joey: (seeing what they抮e doing) What do you got there?
Rachel: Oh it抯 umm, it抯 tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: Huh? Uh?(He starts taking off his pants.)
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, I抳e got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Chandler: That抯 what Monica said.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think she抯 trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
[Scene: Cousin Frannie抯 Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering and finding their table.]
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Monica: Limited seating my ass 16. Let抯 see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
The Wedding Guest: Hi!
Monica: I抦 Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom 20?
The Wedding Guest: Oh, I used to work with Frannie.
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! I抦 a relative and I didn抰 get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Ross: (To Monica) Stop saying, "Blood" to strangers.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Monica: Okay, you抮e fine.
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
The Waiter: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and water抯 fine.
The Waiter: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay.
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
Joey: Yeah, this slow roasted salmon 21, just how slow are we talkin?here?
The Waiter: It抯 uh, it抯 already been roasted.
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Oh Joey, we抳e heard the specials three times! Okay? There抯 prime rib 2, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster 22 ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
The Waiter: Actually we抮e out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joey抯 menu under his arm.)
Joey: Oh well, that changes everything! (Grabs his menu and starts looking at it again. The waiter leaves.) Y択now what Pheebs?
Phoebe: Huh?
Joey: You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, I抦 very wise. I know.
Joey: Y択now-y択now what I really want?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Y択now? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
The Waiter: (returning) Any progress?
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Joey: What抯 the rush? What?
Phoebe: W-w桰 just梚t抯 that桰 have梱択now I have-I have an appointment. And it抯 very important.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: Well?It抯 a date.
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn抰 schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Phoebe: Come on Joey, don抰 make me feel badly about this.
Joey: No, I抦 gonna!! That抯 right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin?out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you抮e doing the same thing!
Phoebe: That桰t抯 not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he抯 very special to me.
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Phoebe: She was?
Joey: Well, she graduated from high school!
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Y択now what? I don抰 have time to convince you because he抯 only here for four hours, and I抦 gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Joey: Fine!
Phoebe: Yeah!
Joey: Fine!
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin?here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
Phoebe: Hey!
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn抰 think you were coming.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldn抰 miss this.
David: Well, I抦 very glad you抮e here. (Kisses her hand.)
Phoebe: Oh, you抮e such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! We抮e going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating the cheesecake and Chandler enters and catches her in the act.]
Chandler: Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!
Rachel: (with a mouthful) Mm-mmm. (Nods no.)
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks 24 of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are dessert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Chandler: Y択now what? I don抰 trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and I抦 takin?it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: What?! What?!
Chandler: Oh yes!
Rachel: Wait a minute!
Chandler: Oh yes!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you don抰!
[Cut to Chandler and Monica抯 as they enter.]
Chandler: Oh yes! Oh yes!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! We抮e gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Chandler: Well that抯 not fair, you抳e already had some!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then y択now what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Rachel: Okay! (Grabs a knife and cuts it in half.) All right, pick a half.
Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh?There抯 more crust on this side. Y択now? So, maybe if I measured?
Rachel: Oh for God sake just pick a piece!
Chandler: All right, I抣l pick that one. (Points.)
Rachel: That抯 also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and don抰 come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast. (As she抯 saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Chandler: (gloatingly and holding his piece) Ohhh!
Rachel: Okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and don抰 come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my?(Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
[Scene: Cousin Frannie抯 Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone, as a woman approaches.]
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Ross: Oh, hey Aunt Millie.
Aunt Millie: Isn抰 it a beautiful wedding?!
Ross: Yes, yes it is. It抯 uh?(Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter.)
Monica: Here抯 Frannie. Hmm, won抰 she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and greet Frannie.)
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn抰 bring you here so you can ambush 25 her.
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to mom.
Ross: That bitch! (He gets up and they go over to ambush Frannie. Monica taps on Frannie抯 shoulder.)
Frannie: (turning around) Monica! What?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Ross: (to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations.
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! What梂hy wouldn抰 you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannie抯 husband walks up.) Stuart!
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Ross: So it抯 really a question of who could you have possibly done.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and he抯 saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I can抰 miss my flight.
Phoebe: Are you sure? I抣l bet there抯 another flight to Minsk in like?
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Phoebe: That抯 really beautiful. What does it mean?
David: Please, clean my beakers. I don抰 get out of the lab much.
Phoebe: That抯 good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
David: Yeah, I?Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldn抰 because y択now, I卙ave to leave.
Phoebe: You抮e right! You抮e right. Don抰 say it.
David: I-I do though.
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, now抯 not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, I抦 not gonna yell at you. I just y択now, started thinking about you and David and I卹emember how bummed 26 you were the first time he left. And I just?Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: No I抦 not okay. The only guy I抳e ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never匢 may never see him again. (Crying.)
Joey: Hey, y択now you could always visit him.
Phoebe: Oh right, like they抮e gonna let me have a passport.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Phoebe: Well桞ut桸ow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation 27 of sub-atomic particles y択now before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
Joey: I can give it a shot.
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage 28 what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! There抯 a piece that doesn抰 have floor on it!
Chandler: Stick to your side!
Rachel: Hey, come on now!
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)
Ending Credits
[Scene: Cousin Frannie抯 Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]
Monica: Oh wait I forgot my wrap.
Ross: What? Oh, okay. Wait here. (Goes to get it, but before he gets there Aunt Millie sits down on it forcing him to pull it out from behind her which gets her attention.)
Aunt Millie: Hi sweetie! Are you leaving?
Ross: Well?
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
(Ross hesitates then leans down trying to get her to kiss his cheek, but she moves his head around and kisses him on the lips again.)
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monica抯 wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned 29.)
End
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The One Where They抮e Up All Night
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Written by: Zack Rosenblatt
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: The Building抯 Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. They抮e looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, that抯 realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Monica: (looking up) Ross, when抯 this comet thing start?
Ross: Well, technically 30 it started seven billion years ago?(Well, technically you抎 be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up and leave.)
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, I抣l stop! No teaching, okay? We抣l just watch the pretty light streaking 33 across the sky. (Comets don抰 streak 32 across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Who抯 official name is Bapstein-King.
All: Okay! Okay! (They start to leave again.)
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn抰 Mother Nature amazing?
Chandler: (looking up with her) That抯 a plane!
Phoebe: Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that抯 pretty amazing too.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: No. No, you can抰.
Tag: What?
Rachel: Oh I don抰-I don抰 know.
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn抰 it?
Joey: (looking through his binoculars 34 at a nearby building) Y択now what else makes you wonder?
Ross: Huh?
Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)
Opening Credits
[Scene: The Roof, continued from earlier.]
Monica: Okay, we抳e been out here for two hours and we haven 23抰 seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler抯 getting chilly 35. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Chandler: (with a quivering voice) No, I抦 not!
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monica抯 jacket?
Chandler: Because it抯 flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think we抮e gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh! I won抰 say, 憂o?to a movie!
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Phoebe: Shh! Get me out of here.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: What?
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey抯 standing 36.)
Joey: No! No-no. Look, there抯 a bug 37 stuck in tar 5 right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)
Ross: Joey come桰 can抰 believe桰 bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature抯 most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs 38 stuck in tar and-and some woman!
Joey: (standing up) Y択now, there抯 two women dude.
Ross: Show me where?
Joey: Right-right up here. (Starts looking at them through a piece of pipe.)
Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey where抯 the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: (annoyed) I don抰 know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Ross: Joey!
Joey: What?! All right桯ey! Don抰 look at me! You抮e the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
Ross: It抯 called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? (Joey starts to groan 31.) Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer 39!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler抯 bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandler抯 sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (whispering) Monica!
Monica: She抯 sleeping.
Chandler: I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what抯 going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: Sorry, I just卌an抰 sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans 40.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I抦 like?Fake snores.)
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please don抰 be a space ship. Please don抰 be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that it抯 the smoke detector 41 that抯 beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration 42 she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can?
Smoke Detector: Beep!
Phoebe: Don抰 interrupt me!!
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
Joey: Come on!
(Ross gets fed up with Joey抯 banging and stops him by pulling him away from the door.)
Ross: I can抰 believe this!!
Joey: All right well, y択now匢 guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don抰 have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We抮e stuck up on the roof and we can抰 get down!!!
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasn抰 finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But don抰 worry! We抮e gonna go down the fire escape!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug 43 of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) I抦 sorry, I thought maybe I抎 make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: With a wok 44? (Chandler抯 holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Chandler: It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, I抦 up anyway.
Chandler: Hey, y択now what we can do? Y択now, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, y択now like we did when we were first going out. It抎 be fun!
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
Chandler: That抯 correct.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? It抯 a little more comfortable.
Tag: Sure.
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that it抯 not working.)
Rachel: No seriously, y択now the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Tag: What contracts?
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don抰 get.
Tag: Like what?
Rachel: Y択now, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! I抦 serious! This isn抰 funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Tag: Rach, I抦 sorry, but you didn抰 give me any contracts!
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn抰 want to seem too bossy 45.
Tag: I抦 telling you, you never gave them to me.
Rachel: Y択now what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Rachel: No! Come on its late, we抮e not gonna go down to the office.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldn抰 want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks her hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging 46 on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won抰 budge 47.]
Joey: All right, it won抰 go down any further. It抯 stuck.
Ross: Ugh. Well, we抮e just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we抮e gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird 48 brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there厃ou go up to the roof and you let me in.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, you抣l be fine! It-it抣l be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y択now? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won抰.
Joey: What if I smack 49 my head on the concrete?
Ross: Well, I抦 not gonna lie to you Joey, it抯 a possibility.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I don抰 know Ross! I-I tell you what, let抯 flip 50 to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Oh, all right. (Joey flips 51 the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?
Joey: No.
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I抦 not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition 52 tomorrow and I can抰 go if I break my leg.
Ross: Well I抦 not jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won抰 have a father if-if I die!
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like we抮e even!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do?(She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek 53 to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating 54 from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
Monica: Okay, here抯 your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Chandler: (startled) What? What? What?
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I抦 sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
[Scene: Rachel抯 Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but I抦 telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I抦 talking about! You have to be organized! You抳e got newspapers! You抳e got magazines! You got桹hh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: It抯 my sister.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces 55. Anyway y択now what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder 56 with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
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[Scene: Rachel抯 outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Tag: It抯 not here.
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don抰 you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: I don抰 know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It抯 not a perfect world! Just go please.
Tag: Fine.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don抰 get it.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully 57 awake.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Chandler: Yeah! You?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesn抰 respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as we抮e both up?
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope you抮e not thinking about cleaning the living room.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Man, I抦 starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Y択now, y択now I抦 lookin?and I don抰 think anyone抯 home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y択now explain later.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No one抯 home?
Ross: I don抰 think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there?(Joey nods his disapproval 58.)
[Scene: Phoebe抯 apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken 59 a now sleeping Monica.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex卆nd you fell asleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, that抯 not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Monica: Okay. Okay, I抦 ready. Come on big fella!
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Don抰 fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesn抰 move as he gets out of bed and as he抯 heading for the door.) And I probably won抰 spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, I抦 up! I抦 up!
[Scene: Rachel抯 outer office, she抯 returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh?(She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) 協air enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Still no luck.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no it抯 not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesn抰 see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Tag: Well, it抯 not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Rachel: (thinks) Y択now, I don抰-I don抰 know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her shoulder at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because she抯 still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every 慻ood?boss.) Y択now what? I抦 not even going to gloat. I抦 just really relieved this whole thing is over.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Tag: I did not!
Rachel: Oh really? So you抮e saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it. As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector抯 wail 60.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!
Phoebe: (scared) Fire alarm? (She opens the door to reveal a fireman holding the blanket with the smoke detector.) Oh! Hi, officer梖ireman, can-can I help you?
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Phoebe: That抯 not mine.
The Fireman: Yes it is.
Phoebe: How do you know?
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don抰 wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
Phoebe: Okay do you桹kay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
The Fireman: Please reattach this, it抯 against the law to disconnect them.
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
The Fireman: There抯 a reset 61 button under the plastic cover.
Phoebe: There抯 a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) There抯 a reset button! My God! Why didn抰 I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won抰 move and Ross is watching from above.]
Ross: Okay, do-do you have a good grip?
Joey: Yeah!
Ross: Okay, I抦 going to start climb down you now.
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we抮e face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we抮e-we抮e butt 8 to face.
Joey: I think face to face.
Ross: I would say that.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Joey: All right.
(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey抯 chest.)
Joey: (grunting) Oh my?How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I抦 still carrying a little holiday weight.
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey抯 torso, but that doesn抰 work very well and he抯 forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross抯 crotch.)
Joey: Y択now, when we talked about face to face, I don抰 think we thought it all the way through.
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)
Ross: Hi.
Joey: Hi.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Ross: It抯 still looks pretty far!
Joey: It抯 not that far! Just drop!
Ross: Do not rush me!!
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joey抯 legs.)
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin?to come down and I抦 not wearing any underwear!
(Ross panics and falls off, dropping to the ground with a huge crash.)
Ross: Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I桹oh, a quarter!
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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, they抮e cuddling.]
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can抰 believe that I抳e only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Chandler: Well, you抮e not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes?
Monica: Really?!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I抣l get the furniture polish!
(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)
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（用不同的录音手段）转录( transcribe的过去式和过去分词 )； 改编（乐曲）（以适应他种乐器或声部）； 抄写； 用音标标出（声音）
- He transcribed two paragraphs from the book into his notebook. 他把书中的两段抄在笔记本上。
- Every telephone conversation will be recorded and transcribed. 所有电话交谈都将被录音并作全文转写。
n.肋骨，肋状物
- He broke a rib when he fell off his horse.他从马上摔下来折断了一根肋骨。
- He has broken a rib and the doctor has strapped it up.他断了一根肋骨，医生已包扎好了。
n.综合商社，多元化集团公司
- The firm has been taken over by an American conglomerate.该公司已被美国一企业集团接管。
- An American conglomerate holds a major share in the company.一家美国的大联合企业持有该公司的大部分股份。
n.额外津贴；赏钱；小费；
- His perks include a car provided by the firm.他的额外津贴包括公司提供的一辆汽车。
- And the money is,of course,a perk.当然钱是额外津贴。
n.柏油，焦油；vt.涂或浇柏油/焦油于
- The roof was covered with tar.屋顶涂抹了一层沥青。
- We use tar to make roads.我们用沥青铺路。
n.昏迷，昏迷状态
- The patient rallied from the coma.病人从昏迷中苏醒过来。
- She went into a coma after swallowing a whole bottle of sleeping pills.她吃了一整瓶安眠药后就昏迷过去了。
adj.著名的，知名的
- The local hotel is noted for its good table.当地的那家酒店以餐食精美而著称。
- Jim is noted for arriving late for work.吉姆上班迟到出了名。
n.笑柄；烟蒂；枪托；臀部；v.用头撞或顶
- The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
- He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。
n.（无甜味的）薄脆饼干
- Buy me some peanuts and cracker.给我买一些花生和饼干。
- There was a cracker beside every place at the table.桌上每个位置旁都有彩包爆竹。
n.唾液，口水
- He wiped a dribble of saliva from his chin.他擦掉了下巴上的几滴口水。
- Saliva dribbled from the baby's mouth.唾液从婴儿的嘴里流了出来。
v.怂恿（某人）干不正当的事；冒…的险（tempt的过去分词）
- I was sorely tempted to complain, but I didn't. 我极想发牢骚，但还是没开口。
- I was tempted by the dessert menu. 甜食菜单馋得我垂涎欲滴。
adv.显然地；表面上，似乎
- An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
- He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。
adj.跛的，(辩解、论据等)无说服力的
- The lame man needs a stick when he walks.那跛脚男子走路时需借助拐棍。
- I don't believe his story.It'sounds a bit lame.我不信他讲的那一套。他的话听起来有些靠不住。
adj.诱人的，引人注目的
- An inviting smell of coffee wafted into the room.一股诱人的咖啡香味飘进了房间。
- The kitchen smelled warm and inviting and blessedly familiar.这间厨房的味道温暖诱人，使人感到亲切温馨。
n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人
- He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
- An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
n.语言学
- She plans to take a course in applied linguistics.她打算学习应用语言学课程。
- Linguistics is a scientific study of the property of language.语言学是指对语言的性质所作的系统研究。
n.自白，供认，承认
- Her confession was simply tantamount to a casual explanation.她的自白简直等于一篇即席说明。
- The police used torture to extort a confession from him.警察对他用刑逼供。
vi.闯入；侵入；打扰，侵扰
- I do not want to intrude if you are busy.如果你忙我就不打扰你了。
- I don't want to intrude on your meeting.我不想打扰你们的会议。
vt.给（马、狗等）梳毛，照料，使...整洁
- His father was a groom.他父亲曾是个马夫。
- George was already being groomed for the top job.为承担这份高级工作，乔治已在接受专门的培训。
n.鲑，大马哈鱼，橙红色的
- We saw a salmon jumping in the waterfall there.我们看见一条大马哈鱼在那边瀑布中跳跃。
- Do you have any fresh salmon in at the moment?现在有新鲜大马哈鱼卖吗？
n.龙虾，龙虾肉
- The lobster is a shellfish.龙虾是水生贝壳动物。
- I like lobster but it does not like me.我喜欢吃龙虾，但它不适宜于我的健康。
n.安全的地方，避难所，庇护所
- It's a real haven at the end of a busy working day.忙碌了一整天后，这真是一个安乐窝。
- The school library is a little haven of peace and quiet.学校的图书馆是一个和平且安静的小避风港。
厚厚的一块( chunk的名词复数 )； （某物）相当大的数量或部分
- a tin of pineapple chunks 一罐菠萝块
- Those chunks of meat are rather large—could you chop them up a bIt'smaller? 这些肉块相当大，还能再切小一点吗？
n.埋伏(地点)；伏兵；v.埋伏；伏击
- Our soldiers lay in ambush in the jungle for the enemy.我方战士埋伏在丛林中等待敌人。
- Four men led by a sergeant lay in ambush at the crossroads.由一名中士率领的四名士兵埋伏在十字路口。
失望的，沮丧的
- I was really bummed out that there were no tickets left. 没有票了，我非常恼火。
- I didn't do anything last summer; I just bummed around. 去年夏天我游手好闲，什么正经事也没做。
n.蒸馏，蒸馏法
- The discovery of distillation is usually accredited to the Arabs of the 11th century.通常认为，蒸馏法是阿拉伯人在11世纪发明的。
- The oil is distilled from the berries of this small tree.油是从这种小树的浆果中提炼出来的。
v.救助，营救，援救；n.救助，营救
- All attempts to salvage the wrecked ship failed.抢救失事船只的一切努力都失败了。
- The salvage was piled upon the pier.抢救出的财产被堆放在码头上。
adv.专门地，技术上地
- Technically it is the most advanced equipment ever.从技术上说，这是最先进的设备。
- The tomato is technically a fruit,although it is eaten as a vegetable.严格地说，西红柿是一种水果，尽管它是当作蔬菜吃的。
vi./n.呻吟，抱怨；(发出)呻吟般的声音
- The wounded man uttered a groan.那个受伤的人发出呻吟。
- The people groan under the burden of taxes.人民在重税下痛苦呻吟。
n.条理，斑纹，倾向，少许，痕迹；v.加条纹，变成条纹，奔驰，快速移动
- The Indians used to streak their faces with paint.印第安人过去常用颜料在脸上涂条纹。
- Why did you streak the tree?你为什么在树上刻条纹？
n.裸奔（指在公共场所裸体飞跑）v.快速移动( streak的现在分词 )；使布满条纹
- Their only thought was of the fiery harbingers of death streaking through the sky above them. 那个不断地在空中飞翔的死的恐怖把一切别的感觉都赶走了。 来自汉英文学 - 家（1-26） - 家（1-26）
- Streaking is one of the oldest tricks in the book. 裸奔是有书面记载的最古老的玩笑之一。 来自互联网
n.双筒望远镜
- He watched the play through his binoculars.他用双筒望远镜看戏。
- If I had binoculars,I could see that comet clearly.如果我有望远镜，我就可以清楚地看见那颗彗星。
adj.凉快的，寒冷的
- I feel chilly without a coat.我由于没有穿大衣而感到凉飕飕的。
- I grew chilly when the fire went out.炉火熄灭后，寒气逼人。
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
- After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
- They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器
- There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。
- The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。
adj.疯狂的，发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 )；病菌；虫子；[计算机]（制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的）错误
- All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞，都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.天文学家
- A new star attracted the notice of the astronomer.新发现的一颗星引起了那位天文学家的注意。
- He is reputed to have been a good astronomer.他以一个优秀的天文学者闻名于世。
n.呻吟，叹息( groan的名词复数 )；呻吟般的声音v.呻吟( groan的第三人称单数 )；发牢骚；抱怨；受苦
- There were loud groans when he started to sing. 他刚开始歌唱时有人发出了很大的嘘声。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- It was a weird old house, full of creaks and groans. 这是所神秘而可怕的旧宅，到处嘎吱嘎吱作响。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.发觉者，探测器
- The detector is housed in a streamlined cylindrical container.探测器安装在流线型圆柱形容器内。
- Please walk through the metal detector.请走过金属检测器。
n.挫折，失败，失效，落空
- He had to fight back tears of frustration.他不得不强忍住失意的泪水。
- He beat his hands on the steering wheel in frustration.他沮丧地用手打了几下方向盘。
n.(有柄，小口，可盛水等的)大壶，罐，盂
- He walked along with a jug poised on his head.他头上顶着一个水罐，保持着平衡往前走。
- She filled the jug with fresh water.她将水壶注满了清水。
n.锅，炒菜锅
- I'm not teaching my students how to use a wok.我不是教我的学生们如何用炒菜的。
- He threw the meat into his biggest wok to cook.他把肉扔到最大的一口锅里煮。
adj.爱发号施令的，作威作福的
- She turned me off with her bossy manner.她态度专橫很讨我嫌。
- She moved out because her mother-in-law is too bossy.她的婆婆爱指使人,所以她搬出去住了。
n.牵引感v.用力拉，使劲拉，猛扯( tug的现在分词 )
- Tom was tugging at a button-hole and looking sheepish. 汤姆捏住一个钮扣眼使劲地拉，样子显得很害羞。 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
- She kicked him, tugging his thick hair. 她一边踢他，一边扯着他那浓密的头发。 来自辞典例句
v.移动一点儿；改变立场
- We tried to lift the rock but it wouldn't budge.我们试图把大石头抬起来，但它连动都没动一下。
- She wouldn't budge on the issue.她在这个问题上不肯让步。
adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的
- From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
- His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。
vt.拍，打，掴；咂嘴；vi.含有…意味；n.拍
- She gave him a smack on the face.她打了他一个嘴巴。
- I gave the fly a smack with the magazine.我用杂志拍了一下苍蝇。
vt.快速翻动；轻抛；轻拍；n.轻抛；adj.轻浮的
- I had a quick flip through the book and it looked very interesting.我很快翻阅了一下那本书，看来似乎很有趣。
- Let's flip a coin to see who pays the bill.咱们来抛硬币决定谁付钱。
轻弹( flip的第三人称单数 )； 按（开关）； 快速翻转； 急挥
- Larry flips on the TV while he is on vacation in Budapest. 赖瑞在布达佩斯渡假时，打开电视收看节目。
- He flips through a book before making a decision. 他在决定买下一本书前总要先草草翻阅一下。
n.(对志愿艺人等的)面试(指试读、试唱等)
- I'm going to the audition but I don't expect I'll get a part.我去试音，可并不指望会给我个角色演出。
- At first,they said he was too young,but later they called him for an audition.起初，他们说他太小，但后来他们叫他去试听。
vi.作长途艰辛的旅行；n.长途艰苦的旅行
- We often go pony-trek in the summer.夏季我们经常骑马旅行。
- It took us the whole day to trek across the rocky terrain.我们花了一整天的时间艰难地穿过那片遍布岩石的地带。
v.从…处传出，传出( emanate的现在分词 )；产生，表现，显示
- Even so, there is a slight odour of potpourri emanating from Longfellow. 纵然如此，也还是可以闻到来自朗费罗的一种轻微的杂烩的味道。 来自辞典例句
- Many surface waters, particularly those emanating from swampy areas, are often colored to the extent. 许多地表水，特别是由沼泽地区流出的地表水常常染上一定程度的颜色。 来自辞典例句
n.吊带，背带；托架( brace的名词复数 )；箍子；括弧；（儿童）牙箍v.支住( brace的第三人称单数 )；撑牢；使自己站稳；振作起来
- The table is shaky because the braces are loose. 这张桌子摇摇晃晃，因为支架全松了。
- You don't need braces if you're wearing a belt! 要系腰带，就用不着吊带了。
n.纸夹，文件夹
- Peter returned the plan and charts to their folder.彼得把这份计划和表格放回文件夹中。
- He draws the document from its folder.他把文件从硬纸夹里抽出来。
adv.完全地，全部地，彻底地；充分地
- The doctor asked me to breathe in,then to breathe out fully.医生让我先吸气，然后全部呼出。
- They soon became fully integrated into the local community.他们很快就完全融入了当地人的圈子。
n.反对，不赞成
- The teacher made an outward show of disapproval.老师表面上表示不同意。
- They shouted their disapproval.他们喊叫表示反对。
vi.醒，觉醒；vt.唤醒，使觉醒，唤起，激起
- Old people awaken early in the morning.老年人早晨醒得早。
- Please awaken me at six.请于六点叫醒我。
vt./vi.大声哀号，恸哭；呼啸，尖啸
- Somewhere in the audience an old woman's voice began plaintive wail.观众席里，一位老太太伤心地哭起来。
- One of the small children began to wail with terror.小孩中的一个吓得大哭起来。