时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:艾伦脱口秀


英语课

   Hey ya'll know a lot about me.


  嘿 大家对我都非常了解
  You know that I'm an animal lover,right?
  都知道我是动物爱好者
  I love animals.
  我可喜欢动物了
  Do you love animals?
  你们喜欢动物吗
  I love animals so i have animals,
  我喜欢动物所以也养了一些
  I have dogs and i have cats.
  我养了狗 也养了猫
  and I like wild animals.
  我也喜欢野生动物
  One time, I had to get 15 stitches 1
  有一次 我试着去抱一只澳洲野狗
  'cause I tried to hug a dingo.
  却因此受伤缝了15针
  Like a dog to me.
  我觉得它和宠物狗没差嘛
  So last week, scientists confirm something
  上星期 科学家证实狗狗也是有感情的
  that would come as no surprise to animal lovers 2, dogs have human emotion,
  这对动物爱好者来说应该不奇怪
  Does that surprise anyone?
  有人觉得不可思议吗
  Now,how many of you already...that dogs had human emotions.
  你们中有多少人觉得狗狗是具备人类感情的
  Alrighy,and how many of you think that your Beanie Babies have human emotions.
  好吧 你们又有多少人觉得 自己的豆豆娃是由感情 的
  I have to ask to weed out the crazies,so...
  我必须得问问 好把神经病们请出队伍啊
  So the scientists have figured out by doing an MRI on a dog's brain.
  科学家是通过给狗狗做核磁共振来证实这一理论的
  This is the dog's brain
  这是狗狗的脑部扫描成像
  or a Grateful Dead T-shirt.
  还是迷幻乐队的T恤图案啥的
  And...so I guess the blue part means it's sad
  我猜蓝色部分应该代表悲伤
  and the red part means it's happy.
  红色则代表开心
  At least that's what a mood ring says.
  至少情绪戒指是这么表示的
  I don't know what i'm looking at. I don't know.
  我才不知道那是什么呢 真的不知道
  I'm just guessing it is.
  刚刚都是我瞎猜的

1 stitches
n.(缝纫或编织中的)一针( stitch的名词复数 );缝法;衣服;(缝合伤口的)缝线v.缝,缝补,缝合( stitch的第三人称单数 );[引申]把某物连在一起
  • Try to keep the stitches small and straight. 针脚要尽量缝得小而直。
  • Knit the next two stitches together to make the garment narrower. 下两针织在一起,把衣服弄瘦点儿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 lovers
爱好者( lover的名词复数 ); 情人; 情夫; 情侣
  • They were off-screen lovers. 他们是真实生活中的情侣。
  • Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet 罗密欧和朱丽叶这一对莎士比亚笔下命运多舛的恋人
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