访谈录 2011-01-09&01-11 《摩登家庭》朱莉·波文专访

Well, we sweet, we took him to…to Disney World. And I hope for all that by that time he was a teenager, that’s, that’s…

Disney world’s awesome 1. I like Disney world.

It’s known, it’s been fantastic, it’s fantastic, I was told by all my friends it work like, my beautiful friends like Jesse Tyler Ferguson…you go, you go to Disneyland, they get you a guide and you go in, and as soon as they start taking your picture, everyone there will take your picture cause you’re very famous and they’ll bump you up and you’ll get to go into the exit…

In front of the line?

No, not in the front of the line, in the exit, like John Stamos style

There you talking big names now.

Yeah, exactly.

Stamos, she say!

Well, Stamos is very famous at Disneyland. He’s a big, big name there and so…

He’s a friend of Bob Sagan, that’s why I’m not saying anything.

So we went, we go to Disneyland and we walk on, and I, while I usually dress like a, sort of like a homeless athlete, It’s kind of the look I rock on a daily basis.

Yeah, Ok, homeless athlete. All right. Ok.

Homeless athlete, well clothing like leggings and large hats.

All right.

And I, but today I put on the lip gloss 2 and I had the hair off flowing because people are gonna recognize me, we were gonna cut all the lines.

Take your photographs, get in the outdoor

Crickets.

Crickets?

Crickets.

Like the monologue 3 tonight?

You’re real hanging me out to dry here. We should bond more croquette?

Yes, it’s pretty bad. It’s pretty really bad most nights. Don’t worry about that. You know, you know, it’s not like… occasionally it’s good but that’s when I exit those guest hosts.

Then, yeah, it was like a monologue in that case. Nobody, nobody care, no pictures, nothing, so we kept having...

Is that how you largely get recognized, a little normally, in the store for instance?

Um, no, no.

I recognized you when you come out right there. Right? That you came out, it was like I knew exactly who you were.

But maybe that’s because you had to intro me, you knew I was coming. And then there was “Here she comes”.

Right. Well, I don’t know, I think that would be good not to get recognized, wouldn’t you?

I love it. Ninety-nine you know, a hundred percent of the time, I love it. The one day in my life I wanted it, so I can cut lines and impress my three and a half-year-old. That was all.

Oh, you will never impress your children. So you read to your kids. You’ve been reading book Little Pea, that kind of thing.

Little Pea?

Yeah, Little Pea. He doesn’t wanna eat his veggie, no he doesn’t wanna eat candy, oh, it’s a great story.

It’s a classic.

Danny and the Dinosaur 4, that’s the…

We were, we are, Dick, you know the cars and trunks and things that go or everything that moves or farts. That’s what we were big on arouse. And if that is with wheels, or it can leave a smell behind, those are the books that I read.

That’s pretty much Larry King, isn’t it?

I did Larry Show recently, I don’t know about the moving.

Here you are, not yet. I was there.

No, I’m kidding. You just think I…

No, no, I was tight, I remembered talking this before, I was at the show once the night I talked to Penaso and I saw, so I see, I see him falling asleep.

He’s very relaxed.

He’s very relaxed.

He is a seasoned professional.

No, he’s retired 5 now.

I know, I went to his wrap-up party.

Oh, great. I couldn’t make it.

Perhaps that you purred some of your jokes about him.

Oh, I was never mean to, but I like Larry.

No, he is, I think he was magnificent. I was delighted by, to be on his show. It’s a big honor, you know. People take it very seriously.

It’s like an Oscar, but better in many ways.

It might be better. Yes, so much better. I haven’t really thought of it that way.

It would be... better than an Oscar, being on Larry King Show.

So much.

That’s what they say in the lunatic silence.

I’m gonna I try that out when my mom says to me “you never got an Oscar”, and I’d say “But mom, I was on Larry King”.

And then she’ll say “That’s better.”

That’s better. You’re right, she will.

So, awkward pause, harmonica, quickly.

Oh, I don’t know about the harmonica. But I awkward paused.

But basically we can play a song, we don’t have a band, they’re doing it if, you know, so…

I’ll do that, I like that, what do I do?

Just that, put the voice organ up to your mouth and blow.

I did this with my son. Do I…Can I do a tune 6?

What? You can do a tune if you want, that’s nice.

Are you doing one too?

Yeah, usually I do, but mine’s gone missing. I don’t know where I lost. So I’ll just…

Can we, can we…

By my kangaroo testicle against the entail 7. That’s a real, real set.

I recognize them.   

Somewhere there’s a kangaroo in Australia with a very long face.

OK.

OK, ready, go

One, two, one, two, three.