英文幽默笑话：单簧管
英语课
Clarinet
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist 1 was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned 2 to the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.
He neatly 3 solved the problem. Cello 4 in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, May I bring my clarinet on board? Scanning her list, she replied, Clarinets are okay. Have a good trip, and, smiling, waved him on.
单簧管
我在一个交响乐团演奏时，我们乐团与一家大航空公司达成协议，哪些乐器可以带上飞机，哪些乐器要作为行李托运。一个大提琴手惊愕地发现他那精致、昂贵的木质乐器竟要托运，经受行李舱内的低温以及野蛮的装缷。
他干净利落地解决了这个问题。他手里拿着大提琴，走到门口的空中小姐跟前，问道：我可以将我单簧管带上飞机吗？她检视了一下单子，答道，单簧管可以。祝你旅途愉快。然后微笑着挥手让他进去了。
n.大提琴手
- The cellist's bowing was very sensitive . 那位大提琴手的弓法十分细腻。 来自辞典例句
- World-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma founded The Silk Road Project in 1998. 世界闻名的大提琴家马友友于1998年创建了丝路工程。 来自互联网
v.把…置于（令人不快的境地）( consign的过去式和过去分词 )；把…托付给；把…托人代售；丟弃
- I consigned her letter to the waste basket. 我把她的信丢进了废纸篓。
- The father consigned the child to his sister's care. 那位父亲把孩子托付给他妹妹照看。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
adv.整洁地，干净地，灵巧地，熟练地
- Sailors know how to wind up a long rope neatly.水手们知道怎样把一条大绳利落地缠好。
- The child's dress is neatly gathered at the neck.那孩子的衣服在领口处打着整齐的皱褶。
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