时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
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Airman Second Class
alias section
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ethylphenyl-polyoxyethylene-etheralcohol
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throw off allegiance to
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