时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
a drag race
accumulated divergence
advanced maneuver
air scoop
air-intake system
antineoplastic
antisynergism
aqualities
automatic filter
axial-flow impellor
blended cement
Burton (cracking)process
call for the order of the day
Caragana tangutica
carpenter's gimlet
caryoblast
ceramic thermistor
Charles' Wain
cheirology
cinder loss
clone sheep
cocconeis fluminensis
condensation of elements
control chart for denerits
criterion-referencings
cyanotic heart disease
Dallergy
deleted neighborhood
deliberatings
detected signal
digital cushion
emball
endogenetic subsidence
environmental error
equine piroplasmosis
fictitious pole
fidelius
Fix-St-Geneys
fluid compressed steel
form grinder
fragilis
go to the school
ground grain
gtotal
gun turrets
hay-and-straw elevator
inanition syndrome in infant
initial elasticity
installed cost of project
instrument capillary tube
josenite(hartite)
karoly
knipper
lug stopper
massive radiation
maximum contraction
mesas
midshipmites
Mitchell, John
motion away
multiphoton excitation
not a chance in hell
odonto-maxillary orthopedic
parergasia
pectinate pedicellaria
Pidhorodna
point contact method
probability band
pull-out test
quasi-isotropic
rail in
reproduction codes
S-ANS
satchmoes
sea hazard
sequential diagnosis
Shikama
skip weigher
slumgullion
somatoplasm
spares backing
St-Léger-Magnazeix
steel tube for fired heater
still going strong
stuffshirtedness
suction stop valve
super heater
Symbranchir
Sławoborze
teaching microscope
tension-member
timber reserves
toxotes joculatrix
underdraught
valuation models
varihued
verena
vinda
voltage compensation
withdrawal plan
word chain operation
Yultong