时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
aflame
Alcamo
alidochlore
alopecia
altro
aranotin
banjo frame
be weak in
bipedalism, bipedality
branch strip
bucket rotation angle
C. U. L.
came at
carcinoplax tomentosa
check sweeping
chrome acmite
commercial sweet
damper zone
detailed written audit program
digital frequency meter
dittologies
door latch
dreamwalking
Dreyer's formula
dulac
ecologicalpolymorphism
electrooculograms
embattail
Eurobills
explosive belt
extreme moments
factory cost report
falads
false miterwort
feder joint
fish moulds
fuder
funeral oration
genus Brickelia
glans of penis
glazed powder
glory-of-the-suns
graphoanalysis
guaranteed annual income
helluo
historical fact
huffstutler
industrial process oxygen
information entry
intrarenal
issue ad
kathleen
kiliya (chilia)
Lampedusa
Leitz lens
light recoil oil
ling-long
M-(methyl orange) alkalinity
megabusiness
munsif
mycoplasmology
neckbush in stuffing box
non-linear magnetic circuit
nonrepetitive sequence
nuclear chain reaction
nullest
palatoquadrates
permutation symmetry
port office
posit
potassium chlorplatinate
prayer circle
prescoring
property loss
regular-way delivery
retransposing
right-hand centrifugal fan
river cross section
rubber stamp
salivary glands
sauerkraut juice
sea surface irradiance
see through the blue glasses
shakily
shrift father
shutter gate
sprain of ankle
stapelia
sugarly
tungsten trisulfide
two way simultaneous interaction
Typegenus
ultrastructural cytochemistry
valuta
vehicle economy
vertical velocity sensor
Verucchio
voluntary payment to assured
weisiopsis plicata(mitt.)broth
whip hammer
whole-staff
Wilful waste makes woeful want.