时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
ad damnum clause
adenocarcinoma of seminal vesicle
after-tax real rate of return
ageing room
alumyte
amonifying bacteria
apparent efficiency
ballistic rifle
basal angle
be in it
body revolving
boron and water makeup system
cadw
CFU-G
chiwara
chymomyza formosana
cladobotryum aleuritidis
clear GIF
climb like a steeple Jack
color swatch
consentive
current balance protection
deal flooring
Dennilton
dynamic infrared dichroism
elaiodic acid
eudesmin
exocrinopathy
explained variance
filter felt
firming agent
genus menyanthess
glazed flat roof
goniopholid
haylifts
heat-protecting glass
homodimerize
homodyne circuit
homogeneous turbulence intensity
horse archers
Housekeeper seal
hypercorrect
hypoderma
hyposternum
inherited value
interference point
intermittent mixer
intracanalicular part
jankovski
jetprints
Langemark
long-term market outlook
lordotic
Lydians
malagarasi
microprosopia
morphological structure
multi-shell curing
multichannel analog to digital data encoder
murren
neuro-computer
oscillating mirror
platyrrhinis
pneumatic dryer
pnranoia reformatoria
postpractice
pressure control spring
process management upper module
pulsing unit
quasi-left continuous
remote control engine
rule set developer
screwed connection
semidirectional
sempergreen
shulevitz
single baking powder
single jersey knitting machine
Sisačko-Moslavačka županija
skeleton drawing
slip nose share
slip-
slow rate
sociopragmatist
Suezen
svdoral typhoid
symbol of numeral
syphilitic leplkoderma
system of fundamental units
tall-case clocks
ten percent
total abolition
total sum
triethylchlorosilane
UINTATHERIA
unbeautified
walking simulator
water leakage from water cooled rotor
wetlaufer
wolf-sized
wounty
yokeless