St. Peter greeted Justin at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, Welcome to heaven. I'm St. Peter. Your name, sir? Justin asked, My name? Don't you know my name? I thought you people knew everything and everyone. St. Peter said, We do. But sometimes new
They were in Little Italy, near Chinatown. I'm starving, Meg said. She wanted to try an Italian dish. Aaron said, You might not like it. She said, That's okay. If I don't, you can eat it. They stopped at a busy corner restaurant. This one must be goo
Ellie was in the ninth grade. Occasionally, a particular group of girls invited Ellie to their gatherings. Ellie's best friend, Suzanne, was puzzled. She said, You have nothing in common with those girls. Why do they invite you to their get-togethers
Moonbucks was crowded. He was reading a magazine at a corner table. A pretty, young woman asked, May I join you? There's nowhere else to sit. He nodded. She thanked him and sat down. She said, You must be pretty smart to be reading that magazine. He
Craig's uncle had just retired from a government job. He was planning to take a lot of ocean cruises. Craig said, What a dream job that was. Just shuffle paper for 30 years and then take ocean cruises. You can't beat that. Marie said, Of course you c
Billy's father was a chemist. He often took Billy to the lab on weekends. He let Billy do his own experiments. One day at the lab, Billy showed his dad a handful of pills. Billy said, I made these last week. Guess what they do. Dad said, Well, you ha
Almost every weekend, his wife came home carrying two heavy, paper shopping bags from Wholesome Foods. He always said, Honey, those heavy bags aren't good for your back. One weekend, he did the grocery shopping. Unintentionally, he bought three heavy
The students discussed their list of the world's greatest inventions. Then they voted for their favorite. As Ms. Brown expected, smart phones won. She said, Now, let's discuss inventions with no computer chips or moving parts. And no edible parts, ei
He read about a Manhattan hotel. Its penthouse was available for $40,000 a night. The nine-room penthouse had a 360-degree view. It came with a butler, personal trainer, and chauffeur. He said to his wife, Who are they kidding? A year's salary for on
The teacher was walking near school. He heard footsteps behind him. Then he heard a woman say, Hello. How are you? He wondered whom she was talking to. Could she have been talking to him? Maybe, but who says hello to the back of someone's head? He fi
Brett was sitting at Greeley Square Park near Macy's. A feather floated to the ground. He looked up. A curved metal bar connected a street pole to a traffic light. Two rods supported the bar. Pigeons stood almost shoulder to shoulder on the 20-foot-l
After eating a dozen chocolate cookies, he drank a glass of nonfat milk. He figured the good milk would offset the bad cookies. He poured himself another glass. Then he changed his mind. He opened the refrigerator to put the glass inside. His wife as
Todd went into the discount store. Leo, in his sixties, owned the Brooklyn store. Leo's first language was Chinese. He didn't know Todd by name, but he was always friendly and polite. Todd asked for a Mega and a Powerball quick pick. Leo said, One of
A man broke into Homer's house. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Ho
At the teachers' meeting, Raymond said, It's summer time, but my students are freezing. You could hang beef in my classroom. My students come from the hot, humid summer air into my icy classroom. The temperature change is making some of them sick. Th
It was midday at 34th Street and Broadway. A shish kabob vendor was pushing his big cart onto the sidewalk. A mango vendor was blocking his progress. She had a much smaller cart. A young woman in a Skyride T-shirt said, Stop, mister! You're going to
The tutor handed the black marker to his student. She was learning English. She constantly spoke to him in Russian, even though he hardly knew net from da. She wrote the two contractions for he is not on the whiteboard. He said, Very good. She smiled
As a youth, Cal was a bully and a thief. One time, he stole a man's wallet. The man grabbed him. Cal punched the man hard. Cal ran, but the police caught him. A judge sentenced Cal to two years in jail. He was released after only six weeks. Ten years
He was walking down Newkirk Avenue in Brooklyn. At an intersection, he looked to the right for oncoming cars. A huge, black tarp caught his eye. It was stuck about 30 feet up in a tree. He figured a storm must have put it there. Walking by a month la
Their apartment in Manhattan had a walk-in closet. Stacked in the closet were four big, plastic bins. Each bin was full of plastic bags. Each bag was full of thingspens, light bulbs, batteries, bandages, Christmas decorations, and whatnot. Whenever h
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- 英文短篇故事(纽约)321 A Rose Tattoo
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)320 Human or Plastic?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)319 A Pain in the Ear
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)318 The Spirit Is Within You
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)317 Curb Your Dog
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)316 Communicate Well to Succeed
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)322 No Time for Tears
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)324 Bring Your Cold to Work
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)325 Do You See Me!?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)326 Golf Isn't Her Bag
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)327 Monkey Business
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)329 The Gay Pride Parade
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)330 No More Standing in Line
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)328 The Visit to Shake Shack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)345 Chew, Smack, Chew, Smack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)331 A Trip to Intrepid Museum
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)332 Don’t Cough into the Fridge
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)333 Golf Fan Wants a Homer
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)334 A Marriage Problem
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)323 Mom the Matchmaker
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)321 A Rose Tattoo
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)320 Human or Plastic?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)319 A Pain in the Ear
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)318 The Spirit Is Within You
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)317 Curb Your Dog
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)316 Communicate Well to Succeed
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)322 No Time for Tears
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)324 Bring Your Cold to Work
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)325 Do You See Me!?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)326 Golf Isn't Her Bag
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)327 Monkey Business
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)329 The Gay Pride Parade
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)330 No More Standing in Line
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)328 The Visit to Shake Shack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)345 Chew, Smack, Chew, Smack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)331 A Trip to Intrepid Museum
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)332 Don’t Cough into the Fridge
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)333 Golf Fan Wants a Homer
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)334 A Marriage Problem