时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


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   A man broke into Homer's house. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. A police officer said, "I'm sorry. There's a new law. It ends discrimination against the homeless. Even though he broke into your home, you have to let him stay. We can't arrest him for trying to better his life." Homer couldn't believe his ears. He said, "Fine! I'll kick him out myself." The officer said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. If he complains to us, we'll have to arrest you. You'll have to go to court. If they find you guilty, a jail 1 cell will be your new home. And, worse, your house will be that guy's new home."



n.监狱,看守所;vt.监禁,拘留
  • The castle had been used as a jail.这城堡曾用作监狱。
  • If she carries on shoplifting,she'll end up in jail.她如果还在店铺里偷东西,最终会被抓进监狱的。
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airhood
alimentous
animal puzzle
anticrop
Arthropitys
automatic reusability technique
Banson boiler
beaverette
Benkara
bioral
catcalling
cholecysto-ileostomy
comerade
computer hybrids
computer-aided learning
darwinisms
dischides belcheri
disinger
Dotokdong
dyshormonism
dysmelic
epitheliochorial type
external losses
eye-lotion
figure poem
floating point input/output
forming effect
fornix sacci lacrimalis
gee up!
genus Galeopsis
German ivy
global meteorological satellite observation system
hand brake transfer lever
hashima
hematic abscess
himmel
historical geology
homogeneous magnetic field
infortuned
inscribed square
intersystolic period
irroborate
japanese capitals
key bargaining
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LORAN double slave
m. stylohyoideus
made ducks and drakes
mazenod
meridean
muffle block
multipotencies
murine virus testing
national interagency fire center
Negra, Loma
nitidulid beetle
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overcultivate
oxygen-converter steel
oxygen-isotope method
packer timing coupling
periodic-automatic-reclosing equipment
peripheral venography
phae
pinching off
pneumatic veneer clipper
preddy
principal telescope
probationership
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resistance of setting
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rhodesiella elegantula
rhombic enantiomorphous class
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Sinostomatograptus
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type libraries
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