时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


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   A man broke into Homer's house. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. A police officer said, "I'm sorry. There's a new law. It ends discrimination against the homeless. Even though he broke into your home, you have to let him stay. We can't arrest him for trying to better his life." Homer couldn't believe his ears. He said, "Fine! I'll kick him out myself." The officer said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. If he complains to us, we'll have to arrest you. You'll have to go to court. If they find you guilty, a jail 1 cell will be your new home. And, worse, your house will be that guy's new home."



n.监狱,看守所;vt.监禁,拘留
  • The castle had been used as a jail.这城堡曾用作监狱。
  • If she carries on shoplifting,she'll end up in jail.她如果还在店铺里偷东西,最终会被抓进监狱的。
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4-Chloro-8-(trifluoromethyl)-quinoline
actinocythereis sinensis
Alenquer
amount of taxiing
AMRL
backshock
bevel gear shaper
blind tiger
book of hours, Book of Hours
bufr.
Campana, I.
Ciudad Guzmán
columbarium pagoda stellatum
composite artwork
congenital hyperammonemia
coral reef community
coria del rio
crastinal
cyclabilities
definition of constraints
die-pin
dodecyl-
doesn
double-effect lithiumbromide absorption refrigerating machine
down corner
dtm
ecological indicator
edge disjoint circuit union
edgecombe
Eggleston
El Zapote, R.
electric rock drill bit
emergency engine
erratics
expediting setting
fireman's outfit
franlinic
Fuller,John F.C.
galbas
gray kingbird
hyperbolicity
immiserable
in default of acceptance
inquiry form
intransitive system
Karangasem
Kempton
less-toxic
ligameata pubicum inferius
Ligusticum kingdon-wardii
Luna Park
M.P. absorber
magnesium carbide
mahmudi
Montg.
multipunching
muzzle flash
nickel sulphate
nonchosen
open core transformer
optical resolution
organ (orgaoun)
Paki-bashing
pantopon
patch board programming
plant chemicalecology
plectomycetous
plumbous fluoride
polyester mimeograph film
prenotification
prisa
prosphyses
ramming plate
rational screening
Reaburn, Mt.
reel out
Rodna
rollerdrome
rudder failure
scondary inductance
search for problem
sick-day
sodium dihydrogen phosphate
spyhole
standard operating conditions
store-and-forward processing
stuhlman
sunchokes
surge chamber
syndrome of heat accumulated in large intestine
tanns
task the intelligence of
temporals
tool setup
Torreya nucifera
trigamy
trunk-deck beam
upper abdomen
vertebrectomies
vomit nut
vould
well-scented