时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


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   A man broke into Homer's house. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. The police arrested the man. A year later, the man broke into Homer's house again. Homer called the police. A police officer said, "I'm sorry. There's a new law. It ends discrimination against the homeless. Even though he broke into your home, you have to let him stay. We can't arrest him for trying to better his life." Homer couldn't believe his ears. He said, "Fine! I'll kick him out myself." The officer said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. If he complains to us, we'll have to arrest you. You'll have to go to court. If they find you guilty, a jail 1 cell will be your new home. And, worse, your house will be that guy's new home."



n.监狱,看守所;vt.监禁,拘留
  • The castle had been used as a jail.这城堡曾用作监狱。
  • If she carries on shoplifting,she'll end up in jail.她如果还在店铺里偷东西,最终会被抓进监狱的。
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accredited journalist
accumulation of snow
acorn calf
AI
aluminium hydraulic pressed connecting pipe
ambient light filter
aminonucleoside
Arabinosyluracil
assans
atomic set function
be inside
bheri r.
Big Sur
Bill Clinton
bulk memery
cerebrovascular occlusion
clap-clap
computer-aided engineering (cae)
corynascus sepedonium
counting grid
cryptogranitic
damp proofing coating
decannulation
Dennis Gabor
dioptral
dorylomorph
driving and reversing mechanism
E. E. R.
ekatarina
Elatostema obtusidentatum
energized circuit
ethylhexabital
examination of cerebrospinal fluid
express provision
Federal Rules Decisions
fenite
fine pitch gear cutting machine
forecast verification
fritted glassware
fuel surface heat flux density
fuse press
go stale
Go tell it to birds
Green Stamp
grossings
halazone
heatherwood
hepatopleural
holds off
hornblende-gneiss
iduronidase
implementation process
insulated-gate thin-film transistor
integrated computer-aided manufacturing (icam)
intensa
iol
J. & W.
lecithination
luckingham
manfredini
moviemakings
muangs
multisatellite link
n-decyl alcohol
N.Ire.
neesiella rupestris schiffn
network metaphor
nominee corporation
nonbearing tree
performance-artist
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pot-tree
prionocidaris verticillata
pro-ode
projectiontype
reclaimed sand
resistance-heated high temperature fluidized bed
road way profile
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sea route
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seggie
selective refining
stabilization by rotary churning pile
subimago
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thunking
tocogenetic
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trypesis
uncooked chips
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