The doctor examined his shoulder. She gave him a list of exercises to do. They were stretching exercises and strengthening exercises. Both types involved many repetitions. All the exercises looked simple. All of them looked boring. Some of them requi
Kitty was a black cat with a white tail. Kitty lived in California. His owner was Kathy. Kathy loved Kitty. She fed Kitty the best food. She cleaned Kitty's litter box every day. She took Kitty to the vet every six months. Kitty slept in Kathy's bed.
She was sitting near the living room window. Look at this, she said. He asked, Look at what? She said, Look at all the dust on this blind. This dust can make me ill. When are you going to clean the blinds? How many times do I have to ask you? He said
Linda was six years old. She was sitting in the back seat. Her dad was driving the car. Linda was sucking on a heart-shaped medal. The medal had hung on her necklace, but the necklace had broken. Suddenly, the medal slipped down her throat. It blocke
Bessie was a dairy cow. She had black patches on her white skin. Or did she have white patches on her black skin? She's my best cow, Farmer Brown told his neighbor. His neighbor said, Your best cow? Bessie has two tails! Who ever heard of such a thin
Chad was returning to his car. He was returning from a walk in the woods. He heard a lion roar. That's crazy, he thought. No lions live in these woods. He heard the lion roar again. He got scared. The roar was between him and his car. It was getting
He was driving his 1974 Mercedes 300D down the mountain road. He entered a curve. He pressed on the brake pedal. The car slowed down only a little. He pressed harder. He went through the curve faster than he had wanted to. At the next curve, he press
Ben was in bed. He could hear his uncle in the kitchen. He was arguing with Ben's father. Do I look like a bank? You're always asking me for money, Bens uncle said. And it always takes you years to pay me back. Ben's father said, I ask you because yo
It was the day before Thanksgiving. He said, I'm taking the subway to 23rd Street tomorrow. I'll pick up a turkey dinner from Trader Joe's. It'll be pre-cooked, but you said that was okay with you. She said, I did? I said pre-cooked is okay with me?
Lottery officials doubled the price of a PowerBall ticket. It used to be $1. Now it's $2. The chance of winning the grand prize is now one in 175 million. It used to be one in 195 million. Second prize is now $1 million. It used to be $200,000. The s
For Chinese New Year, Lisa set out four plates and four glasses. She set out lobster, rice, greens, and tofu. She set out oranges, grapes, and cherries. She set out cakes and cookies. She set out two shot glasses filled with whiskey. She set out two
Susan invited Joan to a concert at the United Nations building. Susan was a rich old lady. Joan was a young real estate agent. She had known Susan for a year. Joan was trying to help Susan rent out a run-down apartment she owned. It was on the Upper
Amy had heard really bad news. They're kicking us out of our apartment, she said. They're renovating the entire A Wing. Everyone in A Wing has to move out by September 1. Sam said, You're kidding! Who told you this? How can they do this? This is unbe
He took the R train downtown to Century 21. He saw a size 40 black leather jacket. He tried it on. It fit him well. The sleeves were the right length. The shoulders were the right width. The zipper smoothly zipped up and down. The lambskin was soft.
On a sheet of paper, he printed: HIRE ME! John Smith. Painter. 917-555-1234. $20/hour. He slid the paper into a plastic protector. He hung the protector around his neck. He looked at his sign in the bathroom mirror. It looked good. He went to Broadwa
John Smith, 56, died earlier this week. He died of a heart attack. He didn't show up to work on Monday. His boss called his home phone and cell phone. There was no answer. On Tuesday, his boss called again. Again, there was no answer. Then his boss c
Simon invented a universal opener. It opens everything, instantly! It opens all cans and bottles, including medicine bottles. It opens cardboard boxes. It opens those annoying blister packs, large and small. It opens those annoying DVD cases. It's ab
She was at the NYU dental school. Pietro, a student dentist, was going to extract her painful wisdom tooth. He asked her if she had eaten that morning. She said she hadn't eaten since midnight. He said, You should have eaten a big breakfast. You're g
After years of research, Michael created an anti-aging pill. He said to his wife, This pill stops a person from aging for 100 years. It's like magic! She said, That's not magic. That's unnatural! God wants us to live a certain amount of time, and tha
Many coworkers got Valentine's Day roses today, said Alma. Some kept asking me where my roses were. Ernie said, I thought you disliked Valentine's Day. You told me not to waste money on cards or flowers. Now you're interested in Valentines Day? Alma
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- 英文短篇故事(纽约)321 A Rose Tattoo
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)320 Human or Plastic?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)319 A Pain in the Ear
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)318 The Spirit Is Within You
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)317 Curb Your Dog
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)316 Communicate Well to Succeed
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)322 No Time for Tears
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)324 Bring Your Cold to Work
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)325 Do You See Me!?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)326 Golf Isn't Her Bag
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)327 Monkey Business
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)329 The Gay Pride Parade
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)330 No More Standing in Line
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)328 The Visit to Shake Shack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)345 Chew, Smack, Chew, Smack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)331 A Trip to Intrepid Museum
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)332 Don’t Cough into the Fridge
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)333 Golf Fan Wants a Homer
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)334 A Marriage Problem
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)323 Mom the Matchmaker
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)321 A Rose Tattoo
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)320 Human or Plastic?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)319 A Pain in the Ear
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)318 The Spirit Is Within You
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)317 Curb Your Dog
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)316 Communicate Well to Succeed
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)322 No Time for Tears
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)324 Bring Your Cold to Work
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)325 Do You See Me!?
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)326 Golf Isn't Her Bag
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)327 Monkey Business
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)329 The Gay Pride Parade
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)330 No More Standing in Line
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)328 The Visit to Shake Shack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)345 Chew, Smack, Chew, Smack
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)331 A Trip to Intrepid Museum
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)332 Don’t Cough into the Fridge
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)333 Golf Fan Wants a Homer
- 英文短篇故事(纽约)334 A Marriage Problem