【小龟乐游记】奇异人生（6）

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Max: Uh...hey, Victoria...
Victoria: What do you want, Max?
Max: I am sorry. That's an _(1)_ cashmere coat...
Victoria: It was. But there will be another.
Max: Well, you always seem to know how to pick the right outfits 1.
Victoria: I do have some talent. Mr. Jefferson told me--
Max: I've seen your pictures. You have a great eye, Richard Avedon-esque.
Victoria: He's one of my heroes... Thanks Max. I hope those sluts get me a towel before they hang a sign on me. You deserve 2 a better shot. Sorry about blocking you and... and the "go fuck your selfie."
Max: That was mean... but pretty funny.
Victoria: Just ____(2)____, you know?
Max: I know exactly what you mean, Victoria. I'll see you later.
Victoria: Au revoir.
 
Juliet: You can't get out now, Dana! So tell me the truth, or rot in there!
Max: Hey Juliet, is everything cool?
Juliet: Oh yes, Max. I've locked Dana in the room because we're "cool."
Max: What did she do?
Juliet: What didn't she do? Dana's been sexting with my boyfriend.
Max: Ouch. How did you find out?
Juliet: Uh, why do you care? Why are you even asking me? You never talk, just zone out with your camera.
Max: That's why I'm talking to you now.
Juliet: What's my __(3)__?
Max: Uh... Juliet... Mason.
Juliet: That was truly sad. Thanks for your concern, "Max Caulfield." By the way, Juliet Watson.
 
Max: Juliet Watson, you be nice!
Juliet: I'm flattered 3. I didn't even think you knew my name at all.
Max: Uh. Of course I do.
Juliet: Thanks... I locked Dana in because she was sexting Zach, my boyfriend. Unbelievable.
Max: How do you know?
Juliet: Victoria Chase 4. You know her.
Max: You could say that.. But, why would Dana go after your boyfriend?
Juliet: According to Victoria, Dana would do anything to date a quarterback.
Max: According to Victoria? Oh...
Juliet: She saw the sext. And Zachary won't answer his phone. Once Dana admits it, she can go. Straight to Hell 5.
 
Max: Boom 6! This is the e-mail I need to show Juliet. Now I have to print this fast and get the hell out of here. Juliet, read this.
Juliet: Of course... I'm an asshole. I'm sorry, Dana.
Dana: You are, and I hope so. You really think I'd mess around with Zachary?
Juliet: No. But I get stupid jealous 7. I owe you dinner. Still love me?
Dana: And you ___(4)___.
Juliet: Thanks Max. You're like the Blackwell Ninja. Now let's see what Zach has to say about Victoria...
Dana: You set me free! Thank you. Warren's flash drive is on my desk.
 
David: ...so don't think I'm blind! I see everything here at Blackwell! Do you understand what I'm saying?
Kate: No, and leave me alone!