艾伦脱口秀24 超级有心计的小孩
英语课
On sunday,a girl friend of mine...they ...we're having a playdate.
这周日 我和一闺蜜约好把各自的孩子带出去玩
She was like,"so honor has this new fashion thing that she's doing,
闺蜜告诉我‘honor仔摆一个酷炫的新姿势
the one shoulder look." and I was like,"what are you mean?"She's like,"she taught..." yeah....
秀香肩造型’ 我一头雾水 ” 她说“honor在教我拗个造型” 对 就是这个
She does the pose,i can't with the pose.It's out of control.
她做起来倒是毫无压力 我可做不到这太难了
So she like puts her arm through the hole...the neck hole.
她把手臂绕过整个脖子
And like wants always show her shoulder. to make it over the shoulder?
感觉像是要显摆自己的肩膀 手臂穿过来放在肩膀上吗
Honor does that at kindergarden?
Honor在幼儿园也这么干吗
Honor does that in life.
Honor每时每刻都在秀这个动作
and Haven 1 is just funny.
Haven超有趣的
And she follows her sister. so she like always wants to make Mummy laugh.
她跟她姐姐有样学样 总想逗我开心
She has like mustache on her finger.
她在自己手指上贴两撇八字胡
She like has like silly glasses.
带些傻乎乎的墨镜
Yeah,we dress her up.
我们把她打扮成
And pretty much anyting. well, there's nothing cuter than that.
各种样子 萌得我一脸血
That's ridiculous. she's really sweet.
太搞笑了 她真的很可爱
She looks like David Beckham a little bit in that picture though. she does.
这张看起来有点像小贝 还真像
Doesn't she? people call her boy all the time.
很像是吧 大家都叫她假小子
Yeah,no wonder. she's precious.
不足为奇 她就是个小活宝
And what are they gonna be for Holloween. did they have outfits 2?
小姑娘们万圣节要办成什么 服装准备好了吗
Um...they... we haven't figured out Haven.
我们还没想好把haven装扮成什么
She's still the age we can kind of have fun with it.
她还小 我们可以随心所欲逗她玩
Like we can make her... you can make her anything.
我们可以把她扮成 你们想把她扮成什么都行
You can make her a pumpkin 3 or something.
可以把她扮成大南瓜啥的
yeah, or a hotdog or like you know that something funny.
或者热狗之类的 关键是有趣
Well honor's like, 'i wanna be a mermaid 4 with the
Honor跟我说 我想扮成美人鱼
You know dress with no straps 5.'
穿着无吊带的裙子
And I'm like,'no.'And then she's like
我告诉她 ‘没门儿’ 她又问我
how about if i'm the mermaid that has the tail that you can't walk,
那我扮成长尾巴的美人鱼好不好 这样一来我没法走路
so you can just carry me up to the front door.'
你就可以把我抱着出门
and I'm like, that's not happenig.
我赶紧让她断了这个念想
She's very smart, that girl. She's so entitled ,it's crazy.
真是个极致的娃 她在这方面太有想法了 很不可思议
1 haven
n.安全的地方，避难所，庇护所
- It's a real haven at the end of a busy working day.忙碌了一整天后，这真是一个安乐窝。
- The school library is a little haven of peace and quiet.学校的图书馆是一个和平且安静的小避风港。
2 outfits
n.全套装备( outfit的名词复数 )；一套服装；集体；组织v.装备，配置设备，供给服装( outfit的第三人称单数 )
- He jobbed out the contract to a number of small outfits. 他把承包工程分包给许多小单位。 来自辞典例句
- Some cyclists carry repair outfits because they may have a puncture. 有些骑自行车的人带修理工具，因为他们车胎可能小孔。 来自辞典例句
3 pumpkin
n.南瓜
- They ate turkey and pumpkin pie.他们吃了火鸡和南瓜馅饼。
- It looks like there is a person looking out of the pumpkin!看起来就像南瓜里有人在看着你！