时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:温馨夜读


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[00:00.32]Cupid's Letter 丘比特的投诉信


[00:06.11]Dear Sir or Madam:


[00:09.51]I am writing in regard to your notice about the delay in shipment of my order


[00:14.64]for 14 dozen Olympic quality, ultra accurate, gold tip arrows.


[00:20.44]Perhaps you do not understand the urgency of the situation.


[00:24.49]I realize that you have no control over the suppliers of your stock; however,


[00:30.17]surely you have an existing supply in your warehouse 1.


[00:34.33]As a valid 2 customer for so many years,


[00:37.72]I appeal to you to consider filling my order ahead of any others.


[00:42.87]Since Valentine's Day will fall on the 14th day of February, as traditional,


[00:48.88]it is imperative 3 that my order be received no later than the 13th.


[00:54.57]I must be ready for my flight early the next morning


[00:58.18]in order to assure that couples the world over are not disappointed.


[01:03.10]Without equipment, I am powerless and love cannot be delivered to those


[01:08.46]in need of a bit of extra incentive 4 at this time of the year.


[01:12.50]Poets the world over have written poems and sonnets 5 of love.


[01:17.10]Famous couples throughout the ages have depended on me


[01:21.31]to add that extra spark to their relationship


[01:24.32]that makes it more than just mere 6 friendship.


[01:27.60]Surely you can understand that Cupid must have arrows!


[01:31.75]Each and every year, I alone am responsible for targeting the hearts of individuals


[01:38.97]and filling them with passion for a beloved.


[01:42.47]What sort of Valentine's Day will it be if Cupid cannot complete this task?


[01:48.06]I ask you, what sort of world would it be without love?


[01:52.65]If you do not have the specific superfine carbon arrow,


[01:57.35]perhaps you can substitute a graphite of equal quality.


[02:01.94]While I do have a strong preference


[02:04.79]from my many years of expertise 7 in these matters of heart,


[02:08.28]this is an emergency and not a time to stand on principle.


[02:12.66]We are talking about love here.


[02:15.07]Providing the incentive to fall in love is serious business.


[02:19.44]While I do prefer carbon, ultra accuracy is not entirely 8 essential,


[02:25.02]as my shot is so powerful that it is likely


[02:29.06]the unwary lover will be evoked 9 into action even by a near center shot.


[02:35.08]Reusing old arrows is not a practical option in my particular situation.


[02:41.09]Regardless of the durability 10 of the arrow shaft 11,


[02:44.59]those struck by the arrow of Cupid usually become so amorous 12


[02:49.40]that is almost impossible to recover the arrows.


[02:52.91]For days, weeks, or even years after,


[02:56.95]they will continue to pursue the beloved to the highest mountains,


[03:01.22]to the deepest seas, to the ends of the earth,


[03:04.17]if necessary well, you know the clichés.


[03:07.22]This phenomenon is widely documented in song and poetry.


[03:12.70]You may have felt the sting of my arrow at one time yourself.


[03:16.96]Sooner or later practically everyone in the world is struck.


[03:21.53]You see, therefore, just how essential it is that my order be filled in a timely manner.


[03:28.10]Please ship the 14 dozen arrows or an appropriate substitute at your earliest convenience.


[03:34.65]Otherwise I may be forced to refer the millions of irate 13 lovers


[03:40.01]who will be asking why there was no Valentine's Day this year to your complaint department.


[03:45.92]Thank you for your kind attention,


[03:48.65]and I shall be waiting for your express package with my bow and quiver ready.


[03:54.12]The future of procreation is depending on you.


[03:57.74]I'm sure I can count on your cooperation.


[04:00.90]With Love,


[04:02.22]Cupid




1 warehouse
n.仓库;vt.存入仓库
  • We freighted the goods to the warehouse by truck.我们用卡车把货物运到仓库。
  • The manager wants to clear off the old stocks in the warehouse.经理想把仓库里积压的存货处理掉。
2 valid
adj.有确实根据的;有效的;正当的,合法的
  • His claim to own the house is valid.他主张对此屋的所有权有效。
  • Do you have valid reasons for your absence?你的缺席有正当理由吗?
3 imperative
n.命令,需要;规则;祈使语气;adj.强制的;紧急的
  • He always speaks in an imperative tone of voice.他老是用命令的口吻讲话。
  • The events of the past few days make it imperative for her to act.过去这几天发生的事迫使她不得不立即行动。
4 incentive
n.刺激;动力;鼓励;诱因;动机
  • Money is still a major incentive in most occupations.在许多职业中,钱仍是主要的鼓励因素。
  • He hasn't much incentive to work hard.他没有努力工作的动机。
5 sonnets
n.十四行诗( sonnet的名词复数 )
  • Keats' reputation as a great poet rests largely upon the odes and the later sonnets. 作为一个伟大的诗人,济慈的声誉大部分建立在他写的长诗和后期的十四行诗上。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He referred to the manuscript circulation of the sonnets. 他谈到了十四行诗手稿的流行情况。 来自辞典例句
6 mere
adj.纯粹的;仅仅,只不过
  • That is a mere repetition of what you said before.那不过是重复了你以前讲的话。
  • It's a mere waste of time waiting any longer.再等下去纯粹是浪费时间。
7 expertise
n.专门知识(或技能等),专长
  • We were amazed at his expertise on the ski slopes.他斜坡滑雪的技能使我们赞叹不已。
  • You really have the technical expertise in a new breakthrough.让你真正在专业技术上有一个全新的突破。
8 entirely
ad.全部地,完整地;完全地,彻底地
  • The fire was entirely caused by their neglect of duty. 那场火灾完全是由于他们失职而引起的。
  • His life was entirely given up to the educational work. 他的一生统统献给了教育工作。
9 evoked
[医]诱发的
  • The music evoked memories of her youth. 这乐曲勾起了她对青年时代的回忆。
  • Her face, though sad, still evoked a feeling of serenity. 她的脸色虽然悲伤,但仍使人感觉安详。
10 durability
n.经久性,耐用性
  • Nylons have the virtue of durability.尼龙丝袜有耐穿的优点。
11 shaft
n.(工具的)柄,杆状物
  • He was wounded by a shaft.他被箭击中受伤。
  • This is the shaft of a steam engine.这是一个蒸汽机主轴。
12 amorous
adj.多情的;有关爱情的
  • They exchanged amorous glances and clearly made known their passions.二人眉来眼去,以目传情。
  • She gave him an amorous look.她脉脉含情的看他一眼。
13 irate
adj.发怒的,生气
  • The irate animal made for us,coming at a full jump.那头发怒的动物以最快的速度向我们冲过来。
  • We have received some irate phone calls from customers.我们接到顾客打来的一些愤怒的电话
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