时间:2018-12-25 作者:英语课 分类:一片通英语听力


英语课

Why-Talks-Weird Language

为什么-话题-怪誕的语言



Let's face it:English is a stupid language.

不要怀疑:英语是一种愚蠢的语言。



There is no egg in the eggplant,no ham in the hamburger,and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English muffins were not invented in England;and French fries had nothing to do with France.

茄子里没有鸡蛋,汉堡里也没有火腿,在凤梨即没有松木也没有苹果。英国松饼不是在英国发明的;而炸薯条与法国一点关联都没有。



We sometimes take English for granted,but if we examine its paradoxes 1 we find that quicksnad takes you down slowly,boxing rings are square,and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

我们有时候习惯的以为英语就是这样说的,但如果我们探讨它似是而非的地方,我们会发现流沙是让你慢慢陷下去的,拳击场是方型的,而天竹鼠既不是来自几内亚,更不是猪。



You have to marvel 2 at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down,in which you fill in a form by filling it out,and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

你不是不惊讶于这种独特的疯癫语言,比如说你的房子被烧毁时,它是烧起来的,当你填表之时,是要填写出的,而闹钟响起来(go off)是因为它自己启动了(go on)。



English was invented by people,not computers,and it reflects the creativity 3 of the human race(Which of course isn't a race at all).That is why when the stars are out they are visible,but when the lights are out they are invisible 4.And why is it that when I wind up my watch is starts but when I wind up this story it ends!

英语是由人而不是由电脑发明的,它反应的是人类的创造力(那当然根本就不是一种竞赛)。那就难怪当星星出来(out)时是看得见的,但是灯光减了(out)时是看不见的。为什么我给我的手表上紧发条时它就开始走了,而当我完结了这个故事时它结束了。



1 paradoxes
n.似非而是的隽语,看似矛盾而实际却可能正确的说法( paradox的名词复数 );用于语言文学中的上述隽语;有矛盾特点的人[事物,情况]
  • Contradictions and paradoxes arose in increasing numbers. 矛盾和悖论越来越多。 来自辞典例句
  • As far as these paradoxes are concerned, the garden definitely a heterotopia. 就这些吊诡性而言,花园无疑地是个异质空间。 来自互联网
2 marvel
vi.(at)惊叹vt.感到惊异;n.令人惊异的事
  • The robot is a marvel of modern engineering.机器人是现代工程技术的奇迹。
  • The operation was a marvel of medical skill.这次手术是医术上的一个奇迹。
3 creativity
n.创造力,创造
  • There is limited scope for creativity in my job.我的工作中发挥创造力的空间有限。
  • She got an unusually low score for creativity.在创造力方面,她得了异乎寻常的低分。
4 invisible
adj.看不见的,无形的
  • The air is full of millions of invisible germs.空气中充满了许多看不见的细菌。
  • Many stars are invisible without a telescope.许多星辰不用望远镜便看不见。
学英语单词
Abdals
ABP
absolute dryness
Almen machine
alture
amanthophilous
anterograde
ardhachandra porlatofusiformis
avmd
balasz
Bekitro
bitter pecan
blood removal
boy wonder
brake line
bulk cargo port
calcium g mbelite
chokily
civilian population
cochairs
coral reef ecosystem
debian
digital system
Dihydro-Orotase
directional radiation detector
disperse grass green
double color temperature
earth lug
earthen kiln
executive decision
existing computer system
fibrocartilages
flat curing
frequency-domain filtering
greasing truck
guarantee stocks
gyroscope wheel
harreld
help options
homoiothermic animal
Hong Ky
housingwise
hydrogen drying
in-house
inspection and repair only as necessary
interchains
irised
isomannitol
kallikrein-kinin system
Kasumkentskiy Rayon
Krasnoye Selo
ladder fire
ladder trolley
large scale knowledge system
logogenic
loud-hailer
management union relation
melanunia
micrologic element
minimum flow bypass line
momulv
NOI (Notice of Intent)
oneand
open loop pole
overteach
pack cards with
paraffinization
parent and child
pedigree theory
Pocket Oxford Dictionary
poorly-paid
precision determination method
priming discharge
re-home
refutes
res publicas
Rojo, C.
sawtoothlike
sea-lettuce families
Second Adventism
seismic reflection
separating calorimeter
soft position
solitary and disseminated epidermolytic acanthoma
Sounda, Gorges de
spines of ilium
stuever
sublocalization
survival radio equipment
tamsir
Thymus mongolicus
tooey
tubae pharyngo-tympanica
tungsten halogen lamp
two-stage digestion
tyrosols
vascular tunic of eye
vesicoprostatic
virulent phage
weeting
Whitemoor
Wyodak