艾伦脱口秀第361期:最畅销的邮票
英语课
The post office announced that some big changes that gonna happen 邮政局宣布了即将进行几次大改革
For the first time ever,they are gonna feature living people on stamps 他们将首次把还活着的人印在邮票上
I've always dreamed having my own stamps,but until now you first have to be dead for 5 years and I didn't want that badly so 我一直都想有我自己的邮票 但是以前你必须死上5年才够资格 我还不至于那么着急想要
But now they are searching for first living person to be on stamp and I would like it to be me 现在他们在找第一个印邮票的活人 我希望可以是我
So here's an idea came up with,thanks Andy 这是我想出的一个主意 谢谢Andy
I want it to be the best selling stamp of all the time,so it's a combo.It is,the Ellen Monroe 我希望它能成为历史上最畅销的邮票 它是一个组合 它就是艾伦梦露
That's nice,can I,thank you.It features me in a dress,so It's very rare 1 不错吧 可以吗 谢谢 这可是绝世珍品 因为上面我穿着裙子
It worth millions,so if you think I should be the first living person on the stamp,tell your congressmen 它能值上几百万 如果你觉得我应该是第一个被印在邮票上的活人 告诉国会议员
and go to our website send me a picture of what my stamp should look like 到我们网站 发一张你想象中我的邮票给我
I was on line earlier,I found something that I wanna share with you all.It's called 我之前上网发现了个东西 想跟你们分享 它叫做
This is a real thing that I found called the baby keeper 2.Here is a picture of it 这可是真事 它叫做婴儿背带 这有张照片
What happens is,you hooked 3 it on to the door.So you just hang it on the door.how convenient is that,maybe I will have a baby 这么做 只要把他挂在门上 一直吊着就行了 这可太方便了 没准我会要个孩子
adj.稀罕的，罕有的，珍贵的，稀薄的，半熟的，非常的；adv.非常
- It is rare to see a man over 160 years old.很少见到一个人能活到160岁。
- The zoo has a lot of rare animals in it.这个动物园有许多珍奇的动物。
n.管理人，看守人，看护人，饲养员
- He found a job as a keeper.他找到了一份当饲养员的工作。
- He might lose his job as keeper.他也许会丢掉他当监护人的职位吧。
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